Solving the Immigration Problem

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I think any immigration assesment should include knowledge of UK derogatory terms. Essential for integration. 

[iansums]

My dear old Mum always used to say "Shhhhh....ugar", for Dad is was a simple "Bugger".

[Osvaldorama]

Brothers who attack police given £113k in taxpayer funded legal aid

 

Perfect. Instead of charging them and locking them up / deporting them for committing an obvious crime, let’s just throw money at them. 
 

This country is an embarrassment 

[Turkish]

2 hours ago, egg said:

It's good, but I'll raise you Plonker. 

Plonker lost it edge when it got overused by Delboy IMO

1 hour ago, Gloucester Saint said:

Although prick an old favourite. Impossible to use it without sounding confrontational.

Prick is a good one, like you say sounds agressive and confrontational even if not meant to be

[ecuk268]

45 minutes ago, Osvaldorama said:

Brothers who attack police given £113k in taxpayer funded legal aid

 

Perfect. Instead of charging them and locking them up / deporting them for committing an obvious crime, let’s just throw money at them. 
 

This country is an embarrassment 

Do you know how the legal system works?

Everyone is entitled to legal representation whatever crimes they are accused of. At that point they are innocent.

 

[badgerx16]

1 hour ago, Osvaldorama said:

Brothers who attack police given £113k in taxpayer funded legal aid

 

Perfect. Instead of charging them and locking them up / deporting them for committing an obvious crime, let’s just throw money at them. 
 

This country is an embarrassment 

They are entitled to the same protections under the Law as you would be. Plus, you can't deport people born in Rochdale.

Edited 4 hours ago by badgerx16

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23 minutes ago, Turkish said:

Plonker lost it edge when it got overused by Delboy IMO

Prick is a good one, like you say sounds agressive and confrontational even if not meant to be

Prick is my go to. Fine word. 

[Gloucester Saint]

1 hour ago, iansums said:

for Dad is was a simple "Bugger".

There’s a beer for that https://teignworthybrewery.com/buy/standard/cor-bugga/

[Gloucester Saint]

8 minutes ago, badgerx16 said:

They are entitled to the same protections under the Law as you would be.

Yep, and I’m pretty sure they are UK born as well. 

They’re dreadful human beings, along with whoever posted that initial clip of PC Marsden completely out of context, and if they did leave the UK of their own accord, then brilliant. And I’d say that about anyone who carries out such violent assaults on female, male police officers and members of the wider public.

But otherwise getting into ICE territory. 

[Gloucester Saint]

1 hour ago, whelk said:

Fiddlesticks or biscuits is an excellent replacement for For Fucks Sake

Or MKay 

 

[Farmer Saint]

1 hour ago, Osvaldorama said:

Brothers who attack police given £113k in taxpayer funded legal aid

 

Perfect. Instead of charging them and locking them up / deporting them for committing an obvious crime, let’s just throw money at them. 
 

This country is an embarrassment 

Read about due legal process and then come back. You really don't help the view that all right wingers are knuckle-dragging Neanderthals.

[Turkish]

1 hour ago, egg said:

Prick is my go to. Fine word. 

back in my Ugly inside days there was a phase on there of calling people names like Bulb and Balloon head, i've never heard of them until then but are apparently common insults in certain parts of the country. Another bizarre one to me was Mackerel, found it pretty funny, remember being in London around 2000 and one of the locals i was with looked at a group of lads who walked past and said "mackerels, the lot of 'em" which they didnt seem to like. 

 

[Weston Super Saint]

1 hour ago, badgerx16 said:

They are entitled to the same protections under the Law as you would be. Plus, you can't deport people born in Rochdale.

But making sure they stay in Rochdale is probably punishment enough.

[Weston Super Saint]

3 hours ago, badgerx16 said:

Are the Falkland islanders still "stiils" ?

Of course.

[ecuk268]

1 hour ago, Weston Super Saint said:

Of course.

A friend who was out there used to call them Bennys after the rather dim character in Crossroads.

[badgerx16]

2 minutes ago, ecuk268 said:

A friend who was out there used to call them Bennys after the rather dim character in Crossroads.

The story is that the liberating troops in 1982 called the locals Bennies, but were quickly told this was unacceptable, so the troops changed to calling them Stills, ( still Bennies ).