Solving the Immigration Problem

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I think any immigration assesment should include knowledge of UK derogatory terms. Essential for integration. 

[iansums]

My dear old Mum always used to say "Shhhhh....ugar", for Dad is was a simple "Bugger".

[Osvaldorama]

Brothers who attack police given £113k in taxpayer funded legal aid

 

Perfect. Instead of charging them and locking them up / deporting them for committing an obvious crime, let’s just throw money at them. 
 

This country is an embarrassment 

[Turkish]

2 hours ago, egg said:

It's good, but I'll raise you Plonker. 

Plonker lost it edge when it got overused by Delboy IMO

1 hour ago, Gloucester Saint said:

Although prick an old favourite. Impossible to use it without sounding confrontational.

Prick is a good one, like you say sounds agressive and confrontational even if not meant to be