Solving the Immigration Problem

[egg]

I think any immigration assesment should include knowledge of UK derogatory terms. Essential for integration. 

[iansums]

My dear old Mum always used to say "Shhhhh....ugar", for Dad is was a simple "Bugger".

[Osvaldorama]

Brothers who attack police given £113k in taxpayer funded legal aid

 

Perfect. Instead of charging them and locking them up / deporting them for committing an obvious crime, let’s just throw money at them. 
 

This country is an embarrassment 

[Turkish]

2 hours ago, egg said:

It's good, but I'll raise you Plonker. 

Plonker lost it edge when it got overused by Delboy IMO

1 hour ago, Gloucester Saint said:

Although prick an old favourite. Impossible to use it without sounding confrontational.

Prick is a good one, like you say sounds agressive and confrontational even if not meant to be

[ecuk268]

45 minutes ago, Osvaldorama said:

Brothers who attack police given £113k in taxpayer funded legal aid

 

Perfect. Instead of charging them and locking them up / deporting them for committing an obvious crime, let’s just throw money at them. 
 

This country is an embarrassment 

Do you know how the legal system works?

Everyone is entitled to legal representation whatever crimes they are accused of. At that point they are innocent.

 

[badgerx16]

1 hour ago, Osvaldorama said:

Brothers who attack police given £113k in taxpayer funded legal aid

 

Perfect. Instead of charging them and locking them up / deporting them for committing an obvious crime, let’s just throw money at them. 
 

This country is an embarrassment 

They are entitled to the same protections under the Law as you would be. Plus, you can't deport people born in Rochdale.

Edited Monday at 14:15 by badgerx16

[egg]

23 minutes ago, Turkish said:

Plonker lost it edge when it got overused by Delboy IMO

Prick is a good one, like you say sounds agressive and confrontational even if not meant to be

Prick is my go to. Fine word. 

[Gloucester Saint]

1 hour ago, iansums said:

for Dad is was a simple "Bugger".

There’s a beer for that https://teignworthybrewery.com/buy/standard/cor-bugga/

[Gloucester Saint]

8 minutes ago, badgerx16 said:

They are entitled to the same protections under the Law as you would be.

Yep, and I’m pretty sure they are UK born as well. 

They’re dreadful human beings, along with whoever posted that initial clip of PC Marsden completely out of context, and if they did leave the UK of their own accord, then brilliant. And I’d say that about anyone who carries out such violent assaults on female, male police officers and members of the wider public.

But otherwise getting into ICE territory. 

[Gloucester Saint]

1 hour ago, whelk said:

Fiddlesticks or biscuits is an excellent replacement for For Fucks Sake

Or MKay 

 

[Farmer Saint]

1 hour ago, Osvaldorama said:

Brothers who attack police given £113k in taxpayer funded legal aid

 

Perfect. Instead of charging them and locking them up / deporting them for committing an obvious crime, let’s just throw money at them. 
 

This country is an embarrassment 

Read about due legal process and then come back. You really don't help the view that all right wingers are knuckle-dragging Neanderthals.

[Turkish]

1 hour ago, egg said:

Prick is my go to. Fine word. 

back in my Ugly inside days there was a phase on there of calling people names like Bulb and Balloon head, i've never heard of them until then but are apparently common insults in certain parts of the country. Another bizarre one to me was Mackerel, found it pretty funny, remember being in London around 2000 and one of the locals i was with looked at a group of lads who walked past and said "mackerels, the lot of 'em" which they didnt seem to like. 

 

[Weston Super Saint]

1 hour ago, badgerx16 said:

They are entitled to the same protections under the Law as you would be. Plus, you can't deport people born in Rochdale.

But making sure they stay in Rochdale is probably punishment enough.

[Weston Super Saint]

3 hours ago, badgerx16 said:

Are the Falkland islanders still "stiils" ?

Of course.

[ecuk268]

1 hour ago, Weston Super Saint said:

Of course.

A friend who was out there used to call them Bennys after the rather dim character in Crossroads.

[badgerx16]

2 minutes ago, ecuk268 said:

A friend who was out there used to call them Bennys after the rather dim character in Crossroads.

The story is that the liberating troops in 1982 called the locals Bennies, but were quickly told this was unacceptable, so the troops changed to calling them Stills, ( still Bennies ).

[spyinthesky]

Quite a few young Falkland Islanders come over to be educated at Peter Symonds in Winchester, so they should have a relatively decent education if they elect to go back to Las Malvinas.

[Sir Ralph]

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Edited 22 hours ago by Sir Ralph

[Weston Super Saint]

23 minutes ago, Sir Ralph said:

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Cotton?

[Farmer Saint]

3 hours ago, Weston Super Saint said:

Cotton?

Better thought out and makes more sense than his usual posts TBF.

Edited 19 hours ago by Farmer Saint

[Sir Ralph]

Just now, Farmer Saint said:

Better thought out and makes more sense than his usual posts TBF.

I thought you were putting me on ignore.

Edited 16 hours ago by Sir Ralph

[Farmer Saint]

8 hours ago, Sir Ralph said:

I thought you were putting me on ignore.

What? You mean the joke post taking the piss out of the fact you think we all coordinate and plot against you? Are you really that much of a cretin?

How are your answers to my questions coming by the way? 

Edited 8 hours ago by Farmer Saint

[badgerx16]

I'm sure that Reform, etc, will be all over this.....

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gxj5xl0pxo

 

"Several athletes have disappeared after competing in the Commonwealth Games in Glasgow, failing to return home with the rest of their teams."

[AlexLaw76]

18 minutes ago, badgerx16 said:

I'm sure that Reform, etc, will be all over this.....

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gxj5xl0pxo

 

"Several athletes have disappeared after competing in the Commonwealth Games in Glasgow, failing to return home with the rest of their teams."

Probably put up in a fully funded HMO by the weekend

[Farmer Saint]

13 minutes ago, AlexLaw76 said:

Probably put up in a fully funded HMO by the weekend

But if they've disappeared they're not claiming anything, so not sure how that will happen.

[tdmickey3]

15 minutes ago, Farmer Saint said:

But if they've disappeared they're not claiming anything, so not sure how that will happen.

Most likely on X

[Holmes_and_Watson]

"NBS Sports said it had spoken to one of the four missing boxers, who claimed the athletes intended to seek asylum and continue their boxing careers in a country they believed offered better training facilities and opportunities than their homeland. "

From that, they are very much in the economic migrant category.

[Sir Ralph]

Just now, Farmer Saint said:

What? You mean the joke post taking the piss out of the fact you think we all coordinate and plot against you? Are you really that much of a cretin?

How are your answers to my questions coming by the way? 

Questions, questions - you are very good at asking lots of them (four in that one). I answered rounds 1-17 but by 18 I got bored. There isn’t much point responding as you just come back with more and it goes in a never ending circle. Your tactic is pretty clear. I’ve seen it with other posters you don’t agree with.

Any chance you could put me on ignore would be appreciated. The part of you that is amusing is the way you subtly attempt to mention your own perceived success now and again on a forum to strangers. 

For clarity the above are statements not questions.

Edited 5 hours ago by Sir Ralph

[AlexLaw76]

1 hour ago, Farmer Saint said:

But if they've disappeared they're not claiming anything, so not sure how that will happen.

that is why I said by the weekend.

[Farmer Saint]

30 minutes ago, Holmes_and_Watson said:

"NBS Sports said it had spoken to one of the four missing boxers, who claimed the athletes intended to seek asylum and continue their boxing careers in a country they believed offered better training facilities and opportunities than their homeland. "

From that, they are very much in the economic migrant category.

And should be thrown out at the first opportunity.

[Farmer Saint]

41 minutes ago, Sir Ralph said:

Questions, questions - you are very good at asking lots of them (four in that one). I answered rounds 1-17 but by 18 I got bored. There isn’t much point responding as you just come back with more and it goes in a never ending circle. Your tactic is pretty clear. I’ve seen it with other posters you don’t agree with.

Any chance you could put me on ignore would be appreciated. The part of you that is amusing is the way you subtly attempt to mention your own perceived success now and again on a forum to strangers. 

For clarity the above are statements not questions.

I just asked you for some detail, but it is clearly something you don't have the ability to do. We've all seen this dance before.

Funny how someone can say the above about "perceived" wealth when he spent his early days on these threads showing off about all his millionaire mates who have moved to Dubai 😂 Of course, we knew pretty quickly that was all a lie.

That's fine though, I'll pop you on ignore and let you get back to showing druggies round HMOs in Elephant & Castle.

Edited 4 hours ago by Farmer Saint

[Sir Ralph]

Just now, Farmer Saint said:

I just asked you for some detail, but it is clearly something you don't have the ability to do. We've all seen this dance before.

Funny how someone can say the above about "perceived" wealth when he spent his early days on these threads showing off about all his millionaire mates who have moved to Dubai 😂 Of course, we knew pretty quickly that was all a lie.

That's fine though, I'll pop you on ignore and let you get back to showing druggies round HMOs in Elephant & Castle.

…you forgot the Ugandan boxers 

Edited 4 hours ago by Sir Ralph

[Gloucester Saint]

1 hour ago, Holmes_and_Watson said:

"NBS Sports said it had spoken to one of the four missing boxers, who claimed the athletes intended to seek asylum and continue their boxing careers in a country they believed offered better training facilities and opportunities than their homeland. "

From that, they are very much in the economic migrant category.

Yep, and they can stay until the end of the visitor visas they came in on in a detention centre, then straight out on the day they expire. They had ample time to confess any cruelty towards them when they arrived. If they want to appeal they can do it from their country of origin at their own cost.

The phrase ‘fuck off’ comes to mind. 

[Holmes_and_Watson]

2 hours ago, Farmer Saint said:

And should be thrown out at the first opportunity.

 

44 minutes ago, Gloucester Saint said:

Yep, and they can stay until the end of the visitor visas they came in on in a detention centre, then straight out on the day they expire. They had ample time to confess any cruelty towards them when they arrived. If they want to appeal they can do it from their country of origin at their own cost.

The phrase ‘fuck off’ comes to mind. 

That's our future boxing champions you're referring to! 🙂

 

[Gloucester Saint]

1 hour ago, Holmes_and_Watson said:

 

That's our future boxing champions you're referring to! 🙂

 

Nah, we nick, sorry qualify, Budding talent (see what I did there?) our boxers, tennis players, runners and cricketers from Canada, the Saffers and Barbados. 

Edited 1 hour ago by Gloucester Saint

[Holmes_and_Watson]

1 minute ago, Gloucester Saint said:

Nah, we nick, sorry qualify, our boxers, tennis players, runners and cricketers from Canada, the Saffers and Barbados. 

Shocking myopia!

Did Zola Budd stumble in vain?!

[Gloucester Saint]

3 minutes ago, Holmes_and_Watson said:

Shocking myopia!

Did Zola Budd stumble in vain?!

Whose fault do you reckon it was?

I say Decker but I remember it at the time and the home crowd gave Budd serious stick. Decker milked it for all it was worth.

[Holmes_and_Watson]

5 minutes ago, Gloucester Saint said:

Whose fault do you reckon it was?

I say Decker but I remember it at the time and the home crowd gave Budd serious stick. Decker milked it for all it was worth.

Zola Budd was running for us, and was therefore correct in all her actions. 🙂