Mole Posted 2 February, 2009 Share Posted 2 February, 2009 What character would he play? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted 2 February, 2009 Share Posted 2 February, 2009 Dirk Diggler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windmill Arm 2 Posted 2 February, 2009 Share Posted 2 February, 2009 Willy W@nker (sic) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arfurdent Posted 2 February, 2009 Share Posted 2 February, 2009 The policeman in the Wicker Man - burn baby burn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Tender Posted 2 February, 2009 Share Posted 2 February, 2009 Flashman is him to a tee. Probably why Nineteen Canteen/Sundance Beast was attracted to it as a moniker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor Posted 2 February, 2009 Share Posted 2 February, 2009 The one that Michael J Pollard played in Bonnie & Clyde. There's also a physical resemblance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slickmick Posted 2 February, 2009 Share Posted 2 February, 2009 Your obsession of Rupert Lowe is getting very worrying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 2 February, 2009 Share Posted 2 February, 2009 Dirk Diggler. Fair play, that's one of the funniest things I've ever read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VectisSaint Posted 2 February, 2009 Share Posted 2 February, 2009 ET - the sooner he goes back to whatever planet he comes from the better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwertySFC Posted 2 February, 2009 Share Posted 2 February, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 2 February, 2009 Share Posted 2 February, 2009 Sex Machine from Dusk 'Til Dawn... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 2 February, 2009 Share Posted 2 February, 2009 http://www.faceinhole.com/09/2/2//1546e7d922d236365.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St.Thomas7 Posted 2 February, 2009 Share Posted 2 February, 2009 The Guy who would only give the lifeboats to the rich on the Titanic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 2 February, 2009 Share Posted 2 February, 2009 The Gimp from Pulp Fiction? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwertySFC Posted 2 February, 2009 Share Posted 2 February, 2009 http://www.faceinhole.com/09/2/2//1546e7d922d236365.jpg There you go DPS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 2 February, 2009 Share Posted 2 February, 2009 http://www.faceinhole.com/09/2/2//1546e7d922d236365.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 2 February, 2009 Share Posted 2 February, 2009 (edited) There you go DPS Cheers mate, I can't post attachments Edit...Worked it out Edited 2 February, 2009 by Dibden Purlieu Saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 2 February, 2009 Share Posted 2 February, 2009 (edited) There you go DPS Edited 2 February, 2009 by Dibden Purlieu Saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonaggro Posted 2 February, 2009 Share Posted 2 February, 2009 Terry Thomas in 'I'm Alright Jack' Insincere scheming spiv... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miserableoldgit Posted 2 February, 2009 Share Posted 2 February, 2009 (edited) I`d like him to take a shower at Bates Motel. Edited 2 February, 2009 by miserableoldgit To avoid any ambiguity and slurs on my manliness!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 2 February, 2009 Share Posted 2 February, 2009 Alfie, 'What's it all abaaaaaaaaaaaat...' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 2 February, 2009 Share Posted 2 February, 2009 I`d like to see him take a shower at Bates Motel. Whatever floats your boat i guess... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Gabriel's Halo Posted 2 February, 2009 Share Posted 2 February, 2009 Mr Creosote in the Python film - "just one more teensy bit of duck........."BANG!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sotonist Posted 2 February, 2009 Share Posted 2 February, 2009 What character would he play? Eric Draven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corky morris Posted 2 February, 2009 Share Posted 2 February, 2009 The child catcher in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 2 February, 2009 Share Posted 2 February, 2009 "We hates duckses! And nasty fanses! Pass us the 12-bore!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spanner MkIII Posted 2 February, 2009 Share Posted 2 February, 2009 Spot On!! That would be my choice as well!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DT Posted 2 February, 2009 Share Posted 2 February, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solentstars Posted 2 February, 2009 Share Posted 2 February, 2009 scrooge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david in sweden Posted 2 February, 2009 Share Posted 2 February, 2009 scrooge at last.........I came to the end of the thread.....and there he was ...the spirit of Christmas PAST! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmel Posted 2 February, 2009 Share Posted 2 February, 2009 Don't tell them your name Kim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polaroid Saint Posted 2 February, 2009 Share Posted 2 February, 2009 (edited) Colonel Kurtz from Apocalypse Now, with Willard played by Wilde, as this quote demonstrates: Lowe: Did they say why, Wilde, why they want to terminate my command? Wilde: I was sent on a classified mission, sir. Lowe:: It's no longer classified, is it? Did they tell you? Wilde: They told me that you had gone totally insane, and that your methods were unsound. Lowe:: Are my methods unsound? Wilde: I don't see any method at all, sir. Edited 2 February, 2009 by Polaroid Saint Dun a pic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wopper Posted 2 February, 2009 Share Posted 2 February, 2009 Quasimodo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 2 February, 2009 Share Posted 2 February, 2009 For those with longer memories, a couple of seafaring types: Captain Queeg in 'The Caine Mutiny' (originally played by Humphrey Bogart) or Captain Ahab in 'Moby ****' (I think there's a film in which Gregory Peck plays Ahab, but I could be mistaken). Or maybe Don Quixote, with Wilde (or perhaps Cowen) playing Sancho Panza? Liked the Kurtz and Mainwaring ideas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
um pahars Posted 2 February, 2009 Share Posted 2 February, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintDonkey Posted 2 February, 2009 Share Posted 2 February, 2009 Would suggesting he star in a snuff video be in bad taste? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jason Posted 2 February, 2009 Share Posted 2 February, 2009 What character would he play? He'd be the lead role in Jeepers creepers, sucks the life out its victims the just leaves the empty, dead carcase! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeff leopard Posted 2 February, 2009 Share Posted 2 February, 2009 Colonel Kurtz from Apocalypse Now Yes mate! 'If I had 14 youth players our troubles here would be over very quickly'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sun of spain Posted 2 February, 2009 Share Posted 2 February, 2009 DRACULA He's sucked the blood,out of our club !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cambsaint Posted 2 February, 2009 Share Posted 2 February, 2009 The original "monster from the black lagoon"- so laughably bad it was almost unbelievable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadia Sllim Posted 2 February, 2009 Share Posted 2 February, 2009 Navin R. Johnson played by Steve Martin in "The Jerk" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole Posted 2 February, 2009 Author Share Posted 2 February, 2009 The child catcher in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InvictaSaint Posted 2 February, 2009 Share Posted 2 February, 2009 Kaiser Soze from The Usual Suspects A demonic hate-filled figure collects together a rag-tag bunch of no-goods and sends them on a mission that he knows will see them meet their end. Sound familiar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney Trubble Posted 2 February, 2009 Share Posted 2 February, 2009 The Poison Dwarf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
santo_michele Posted 2 February, 2009 Share Posted 2 February, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozzmeister Posted 2 February, 2009 Share Posted 2 February, 2009 Fagan from Oliver? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minsk Posted 2 February, 2009 Share Posted 2 February, 2009 So that's how he managed to get Smith and Molyneux to SMS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
for_heaven's_Saint Posted 2 February, 2009 Share Posted 2 February, 2009 The lead in 'Lost in Translation' as I think there's been some confusion somewhere along the line between what comes out of his mouth and what happens to our football club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minsk Posted 2 February, 2009 Share Posted 2 February, 2009 Gets my vote. I can just see him hugging and stroking his chair in the boardroom whilst mumbling, 'My Precious, We loves you My Precious.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrollman no2 Posted 2 February, 2009 Share Posted 2 February, 2009 How about Mr Bean? A bumbling idiot who cant ever do things right. I bet he has a teddy called Michael. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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