CB Fry

Les Reed didn't find Mark Hughes, he was a very obvious appointment. Hughes got us out of the sh it that Reed put us in.

Announce Quincy Promes FFS.

Now Radio 5 commentary has gone down! This is actually better.

Flawless has gone down so on Radio 5 now. Can't bear this.

Please please please score again.

Keep it tight defence.

Actually this is worse than 0-0. I feel sick.

We've brought on our fifth choice centre back.

Wake him up and tell him he's Pele.

Shane Long is on so that means goals goals goals.

Austin, that's what we pay you for.

So it looks like we're going to spend the rest of this half desperately fending off Swansea City, the team currently third from bottom of the league. Christ.

Please please please please win.

Swansea have had a lot of possession but never really looking like scoring despite our car crash of a back three. They are sh it as well.

I dont think we can keep them to nil with Stephens on the pitch.

We're missing the dominance and organisation of Maya Yoshida. Can't see a hope in hell of a clean sheet here.

Is it over yet?

I drive past Pride Park most days, so obviously Nottingham Forest. Basically people having no excuse to come up for the weekend and see the far northern end of our family.

Instantly adding thirty or forty million Chinese supporters to our fanbase. EXPAND THE STADIUM FFS.

I'd like us to stick with variations of the wide stripe kit for a few years and try and establish that as our look, but I'm guessing we won't so it'll be back to our standard stripes which are fine but obviously more generic. Maybe something like our thick striped own-label kit from 1999ish. Didn't really like it much at the time but now looks like a design with potential for revival.

Dreading the awful combination of losing to Swansea and then pointlessly beating a beach-bound Man City when it's too late.

So that's a yes, then. Thought so.

LOLZ

If we win on Tuesday then we could still do it, because we'd be safe.

Weren't you the one still crying about the Watford goal literally months afterwards?