CB Fry

Is this going to be your new comedy-troll "thing"? Pretending you think we need 43 points to stay up. Oh, our aching sides, this is nearly as rib tickling as "we'll finish 17th" , "yo-yo strategy" and your other smash-hit feeble routines. Roll on next season for the next one. We can hardly wait.

They are far closer to us than we are to Swansea so your line doesn't make sense. Glad to have been of service.

You've excluded Newcastle. Suppose they are an entire whole point behind us.

Stoke have a rich local owner who genuinely wants the best for the club. And they've stuck with a manager and a foemula that gas worked for them. And they have a healthy regard for their history and are a genuine community club in their toilet of a community. But their football is sh ite and they spend too much on mediocre has beens. Fu ck 'em.

Nailed on WHU win then.

And what, pray tell, did you see with your expert eye that suggested he didn't know them? Nige's main issue patently wasn't tactical, it was the fact he could only select players from the Reading squad.

Should definitely have scored earlier, shame he didn't because he was brilliant today. Quickly becoming a key player alongside Cork/Morgan in the engine room.

Never said they did, son. I said that guy has got one joke, which was funny when it was new, twenty years ago.

Those tweets are spectacularly unfunny. The Mary Whitehouse Experience covered the single joke this guy has got in a far more adept way in one three minute sketch back in about 1993. Yes, twenty years ago.

Yes we are safe. Next.

Fanciful I know. But would be quite funny to see them fall through the trap door after a three nil hammering from us while Villa and Wigan play out a "convenient" draw elsewhere. Non entity club based in an utter toilet. Derserve a little stint back down in the Champ. We can give Kenwynne a little wave on his way down too.

Wayne Bridge.

I would like to take this opportunity to congratulate Reading on winning the NPower Championship last season. Seriously, well done on that.

Nigel Spackman from Romsey? Yeah, he's a Royal through and through.

I love J Rod.

Chelsea were playing a top six side in waiting, so no wonder they looked ragged.

Top six defending this afternoon I see.

You'll notice apart from one post calling you lot bellends I have said nothing on this thread. You're the twa ts who care about Mark Lawrenson. Not me. Coooeeee.

100% this. Coooeeee Bellends.

I recognise that quote. Peter Risdale, wasn't it?

Yes. We're safe. Handful of points needed from several winnable games, and we will get them.

What I like about football stadium expansion is that it is just like bringing the patio chairs into the dining room for Christmas dinner. Almost indentical kind of thing really.

For one, I don't think the debate has ever been a "who is best" between the two of them. And for two, whatever the result, it wouldn't put that debate to bed anyway. MP was brought in to take us into Europe, not just be better than sh i tty old Nigel Adkins and to beat teams like stone-bottom Reading. Quite frankly Saturday should be like shooting fish in a barrell for a top ten team like us.

Leeds still look like a basket case, though. Their new owners look like a shower and I'm not sure they actually have any money at all. So Reading are a noddy club but offer better resources than Leeds do for the NPC next season.

Let's be honest, the result of this game really has no bearing on our season. QPR are down. Fulham aren't. And we will finish where we deserve to, which won't be in the bottom three.