Patrick Bateman

Is there actually something not right with you? I'm not sure whether to take the p*ss or not, seriously.

I'll offer you £1000, plus; 1. £1 for every "get it forwaaarrddd" I hear during a match 2. £5 for every time I hear "we're the Itchen over here" 3. £2.40 for an anti-Lallana song 4. £0.10 for every "we hate pompeeee" 5. £25 for every time I go down to the concourse and fail to get a beer due to the queues 6. £100 upon relegation Deal?

From reading your posts over the last 3 or 4 weeks, it would appear you're being used, which is a shame.

Say his name in the mirror 3 times. He'll appear in front of you and sell your soul to Liverpool for £15m.

It was a friendly, therefore it was never going to be super entertaining - tell me a friendly you've ever watched that has been great on the eye and a 'classic'?

Not sure if there is a thread covering this, I couldn't see one ... One thing I really want the club to push for this year is a bloody decent cup run. FA or League cup, I don't care ... I'm still f**ked off that Pochettino & co decided to stuff it up against Sunderland. So this season, is it too much to ask for a decent cup run, then maybe a win and a couple of trips round Europe next season? 11th + a cup final : I would take that 8th + a cup win : Ecstatic and give the man a 10 year contract and a massive pay rise > I don't think that's unrealistic this season, if we bolster the defence (Forster, Van Dijk & Vlaar please).

This would be absolutely fantastic. I'd still love to get Vlaar too Vlaar, Van Dijk, Forster + A.N.Other forward player and we'll be fine and should be there or there abouts from 7th to 11th. Maybe a decent cup run this year (!!!!!!!!) ....

Agree - I genuinely think Utd will win the league next season (Very good players, great manager who commands respect and crucially, no European football to sidetrack them). Liverpool will be 5th or 6th, again I'm certain of that. Hence, just to p*ss them off more, it'd be amusing if Man U stepped in ... Anyway, has the tw*t gone yet????

Could not agree more! That bloody FA Cup match ...

Benzema is following Nadal, he must be getting ready for the US Open, shame, he's a good footballer! https://twitter.com/Benzema/following

Did you look exactly when he supposedly followed them and time it then? What is it with people and Twitter? I swear most people are complete simpletons. 1. So what if a footballer follows other teams. I follow companies I don't work for that are in my sector. 2. Bored people seem to enjoy making sh*t up on Twitter, it's really not difficult to do a cut and paste job on the image I saw in another thread that was made up. Yawn.

No he hasn't? https://twitter.com/SchneiderlinMo4/following

Totally. This forum is ridiculous, whatever happens, happens. We'll have new players and a team to watch next season. All this "worrying" is boring.

Give it a rest you tedious helmet.

Love it; "I am not looking to leave ... but if the club accept a ridiculous offer for me and it's for the good of the club, then I will reluctantly have to move on" Building bridges to leave on good terms, something Lallana didn't master. Just my take on it anyway and I actually have no idea if he's any good or not.

Isn't that Graziano Pelle, in a thread about Tadic? :/

Plus Ramirez, Wanyama, Morgan to still come back, Jay Rod from injury and 2 or 3 more signings, I don't actually think our squad looks too horrendous. Especially if 1 or 2 of the youth have a break through season, i.e. Reed or A.N. Other. Where's Omar Rowe?

Proper one, he's dripping in the stuff.

Why do people even bother reading what that fat, f*cking greasy drip writes, let alone care about it? Who even buys newspapers now anyway? That probably has an audience of 52 and that includes the greasy drip's family and this forum.

How do you feel going back to work after a couple of weeks off?

Not picking on you specifically, but I see more and more people writing 'lol' at the end of short sentences now, almost as if it's punctuation. Did you actually laugh out loud as you typed your own question?

That actually made me laugh out loud that bit!!

And it's all gone quiet over there, it's all gone quiet over there ...

No he hasn't. https://twitter.com/DejanLovren05/with_replies And football fans are fickle, it will be easy for him to come back. Couple of crunching tackles, goal line clearance and clean sheet later and it'll be oooohhh Dejan Lovren, he f**king hates pompey ... etc.

Totally agree with this. Shaw is an incredible talent and will go on to be properly 'world class', I'm sure of that. People are decrying Lallana (I love the way Koeman says his name, by the way), simply because he won't be starting week in week out at Liverpool. He's been a great player for us, has talent, but it was only really last season that he exploded. If he doesn't start week in, week out, can he maintain it? And yes, Pochettino and Spurs is a very different match to him and Saints. Spurs will want instant success and he's inherited a disjointed, dysfunctional team of players compared to the friendly, performing group of players that Adkins left him. It's that simple, DellDays!