Patrick Bateman

7th? F**k it, there's a decent top 3 (Man City, Man Utd, Chelsea) and although early days, it looks like 'everyone else'.

For the first time, in a very long time as a Saints fan, I'm going to predict an easy Man Utd win and a relatively boring match. 0-2 without them breaking sweat - they look very bloody good this year. Still can but hope for another 6-3 day

NO!

Disagree, he had a Sam Allardyce team playing nice football. Did you watch it? Palace were good to watch and battered Burnley - who only just held firm with a very very good defending and keeping.

Absolutely. Ludicrous decision.

Martina must have some dirt on the Koemans ... it's weird. I like the guy, but come on ... wonder what Everton fans think!

Another thing that I've said too. It always looks jolly good fun at training in the videos. Time spirit is one thing, but constant messing around and not translating that on the pitch is another - they need a bollocking.

Actually, some times you really do just need to get back to basics; there are times (not just in football, but anything) when no amount of weird processes or tactics will work, you just need to get back to basics and in this case, 'f**king shoot'. If you don't shoot you don't have a chance of scoring ... it's hardly rocket science.

I long for the days when the internet was the realm of pure geeks and not complete oddballs who'd normally be in their local, standing at the bar, talking very loudly so that everyone has to hear their complete crap.

They're all out of touch. Yesterday you had Corbin on Twitter saying that they'd ban betting companies sponsoring football teams. FFS! As if that's the most important thing, it's probably not even the 100th most important thing to tackle. They're c*cks.

I've always said that - he's generally just a miserable looking c*nt, exactly like I always get told I am. My last 3 companies have all branded me 'Mr Grumpy' ... I have Mr Grumpy Mr Men mugs to prove it. So I can identify with a fellow grumpy looking c*nt who probably isn't that grumpy and just getting on with things.

Hmmmm, 4/10 ... too soft and hesitant.

Let him train, let him get on with it, no apology needed, just get on with the f**king job in hand and let him work his way back in the team. If he shows application in training, then he may displace one of the current centre backs. But above all, if he plays, we need to get over it as well.

100% this.

They're not deluded, just 13 years old and full of hope. They'll grow up one day.

Agree! This is a top signing, well done Saints.

Exactly this. There will be no investment - it'll be business as usual for Saints, but with a little more money dripping out to pay interest/loans.

Bumped off to the French league - his level. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40958723

You're missing Vinnie Jones in there somewhere. Perhaps as Lee Barnard ...

Anyone that does boo him when he's wearing the Saints shirt deserves to be ejected from the ground.

I want to see it, with that cast!

You're still around!!

I think most people don't care, but the point I think is that there is a perception that within the football circle there would be those that wouldn't be supportive, so people feel the need to hide themselves. So by showing that footballers don't actually give a f**k, like the rest of us, it should help others be themselves. Just my hypothesis anyway.

She is bang on trend bruv!

Good. Pay for it or got to the match like the rest of us.