Patrick Bateman

Form is temporary ...

So, Joe Hart then?

Yep. Clear out time.

Easy, surely? 4. Jordy Clasie - bye 5. Jack Stephens - bye 9. Guido Carrillo - bye 12. Matt Targett - bye 13. Fraser Forster - bye 17. Sam McQueen - going anyway 19. Sofiane Boufal - bye drama queen 24. Harry Reed - bye 25. Ryan Seager - bye 26. Marcus Barnes - bye 27. Sam Gallagher - bye 28. Stuart Taylor - bye 29. Jake Hesketh - bye 30. Jack Rose - bye 31. Jake Flannigan - bye F**k I'm harsh.

To be fair I thought it would be exciting times for Everton last season and look what happened there?

And Gazzaniga!!

Ridiculous question.

I don't overly like most footballers, but there does seem to be some weird vendetta in the press against Sterling. There's a great thread on Twitter;

I like this list.

It's Cabbage Face.

Absolutely!

How you doing Cabbage Face?

Utterly terrible; yes he inherited a f**king mess, but he made it worse.

No. I want the team to go full on Vinnie Jones on them, ball grabbing, ridiculously high kicks, general foul play, f**k 'em. Scare them and their world cup chances so they don't want the ball. Then park the bus anyway and lump it up passing the midfield to a target man, get it in the mixer.

Absolutely

Agreed. It wasn't an escape as such, just a squad not being where they should be thanks to f**king poor leadership for 2 years. 98/99 for me was the "best" - we were properly sh*t and I think had 0 points for ages - that run at the end was ridiculous.

Is that different to now?

Whilst they've become glossy and irritating, I always used to buy them and have loads of historical ones I found on eBay. Not everyone's cup of tea I agree, but I used to enjoy flicking through after the match. I think I stopped buying when we moved to St Marys and wouldn't buy one now. It's a shame for kids though.

Yeah, I'm just jealous I think.

What is this sh*t? What the f**k is wrong with people now? I hate 'modern' football.

Seems like a top bloke who actually cares - we should keep him

If they still insist on w*nky awards this season (and they really should cancel them - CLUB: CANCEL THIS SH*T), then I'm still voting for Stuart Taylor.

No he didn't - EVERYONE knew who Mane, Alderweireld and Wanyama were. It was not hard to identify them as being potentially good enough to join this league and the Alderweireld joined because of Koeman.

This xG sh*t is a complete load of crap and one reason modern football is dreadful. xG. FFS. How many goals did you score and concede, that is what is important. F**king xG.