Patrick Bateman

This.

Well, it works. It's a 'Manchester' song with a Pompey reference. Perfect.

I think someone stole our Shane Long from last season and replaced him with the West Brom version ...

It's not a derby. They think it IS a derby. They'll be up for it. We'll lose, but it'll probably be a boring 1-0. We'll be slow and ponderous. The squad will be rotated with 23 new players. The trains are f**ked that day. I think that covers it from a Saintsweb perspective??

I wouldn't bother reading what any thickos on Twitter write and I'm certain the footballers don't either (as in their PR person will do that). I actually think I've seen far more from him in these last two games than before, so he is obviously getting sharper and fitter. As has been said, he is someone that really does need a run of games, continuously, in order to get even more sharp and score; I hope he starts at the weekend.

Oh do be quiet you odd ball.

We're not going down, we're safe, but he's f*cking boring.

Exactly!

Koeman still thinks his clothing size is medium. Deluded.

Bye then. I give him until January now.

Yes, it’ll be the worst 0-0 thrashing they’ve ever had.

This.

I'm pretty sure the Norwich fans will be unexcited about drawing Saints too and paying £25. Still, the good news for anyone wanting to go, there are no planned train engineering works ... for a change!

Dull dull dull.

Exactly!

Why have these London cretins started speaking in this bizarre, forced, accent?

Both.

I did warn everyone on here yesterday ... But as a daily user of SWT into Waterloo, nothing surprises me and yesterday wasn't anywhere near as bad as it has been before. If you complain, you'll hear nothing back, they are a shambles. They're all a shambles, but at least other train operators compensate you better ...

Anyone travelling into Waterloo for the match, be aware that the trains are massively f**ked, so don't leave it too late. https://www.journeycheck.southwesttrains.co.uk/

Worth a shout ... let's see!

This.

Well I've just tried to buy cup tickets for tomorrow, but just seen I have to collect from St Mary's. FFS. So that's 3 tickets not sold

Excellent post Wes. I didn't want to boo or chastise Koeman before or during the match, but post-match, he's come across as a weird, slightly bitter twerp.

Top tune, great memories there!