Miltonaggro

Aversion therapy perhaps! 🙂 Hope the nipper does well.

I'm not going to believe this until #Lemexit confirmed on Insta.

That would likely work for Levy, apart from the upper end of that estimate to SFC. Spare and a Heir.

Vlahovic appears to be who they think they’re getting, for around £60m. Current wunderkid perhaps will allow Levy to save some face and buy some time, not sure Ings from Southampton for £15m does that. Whoever they sign I hope it doesn’t improve them.

If Levy imagines Ings would appease their fickle fanbase after selling ‘Arry ‘e’s one of our own’ for £160M he’s more deluded than he appears.

Ex-Portsmouth, so probably likes a tackle.

Leminentary my Dear Watford...

And Dean Richards in his prime, how about him alongside Salisu now?

About time! I hope Countryfile are all over this.

So will they, which is the point.

#Lemtal

Rupert Lowe's true life legacy will be defunding the BBC, Southampton Football Club will be a mere footnote. You heard it here first.

If Forster is depicted wearing it anyone in the market for a Big & Tall 8XL with the span of a Wellington bomber off the peg should be OK.

In his favour he has got a ‘lovely smile’, as the official site keeps reminding us. Just needs to improve on the ‘lovely football brain, positioning and goals’ and we have one hell of a player.

The Lee Todd of Toulouse - fact!

No Wikipedia page, so I'm remaining sceptical.

In matchday catering...

I think they've got it down to smallpox, rabies and super gonorrhea these days, but you will likely need to quarantine for six months and undergo a neurological flow test.

It’s all well and good being cynical, but Aston Villa are well on the way to reclaiming their rightful place as the Everton lite of the south midlands.

The Synchronized Swimming is usually finished within the first week so hopefully he'll be touching down at Eastleigh by the end of July.

I bet Matty Targett has been tapping him up with tales of the high life Edgbaston and evening strolls down the Bourneville Boulevard...

Saints at the forefront of innovation and development again!

To be fair Diego Maradona's views on current affairs and dietary health were a bit iffy too, but he wasn't that bad a footballer...

You'll never make the station...

Bit of a sojourn on the south coast for Frank but only good memories of his time at the Dell - a very typical McMenemy signing, a pure entertainer. One of my best memories was being on the terrace at Highbury in the prelude to the cup semi final 1984. Saints players clean cut ambling around in their Burton suits when FW appears looking like Las Vegas Elvis after an all night shagging session. Other posters have mentioned his passing, and that’s where he was sublime when at Saints - old school class and character. RIP Elvis!