Ivan Katalinic's 'tache

You called? Noted chaps. We had our scene setting meet before the game today & this is absolutely something I can feed back on and will do. There is a real "supporter experience" focus for the group, amongst other things, and I'd agree that the service isn't great (I've given up trying to buy from there in recent times TBH).

I'd agree. Gallagher offers something different to Long or Ings & maybe it's time for him to be in the first team picture rather than Shane. I'm sure, over the course of a full season, he'd contirbute more than the 1 or 2 goals Long now does.

Another ITK win for K,billy... If he stays fit, could work out well for us. Good luck to him.

7 mins to get it done...

Mike Keegan from the Daily Mail tweeted this at 1.22pm: Maybe something has been in the offing all day, after all?

And as if by magic, KBS storms in to save deadline day. Or wind us up, which would be quite funny.

To be fair, we could probably sign Welbeck on a job share arrangement with Austin...

McQueen out to Brizzle City if Targett stays?

I guess we'd try to squeeze another year or two out of Steven Davis if JWP went. Would want more than £10m for him though.

Promes was linked when MoPe was manager. I wonder if Hughes didn't think he'd suit his 5-3-2 system? Or maybe we steered clear after his alleged off field 'issue'.

You up that tree again?? Is Prowsey there? Hopefully Hughes has gone to meet Welbeck...

I think he's saying 3 out at Arsenal. Perez is off to West Ham, Campbell must be off on another of his year long loans somewhere and maybe Welbeck is due at Staplewood. Here's hoping...

"So anyway, then I claimed I had the sh1ts and I got another week off on hols, still be in the team on Sunday. Sweet as..."

Brighton linked with a move to take Tammy Abraham on loan from Chelsea. They've brought in a lot of new faces but I can't work out whether they've upgraded their team or they're stockpiling mediocrity (like us?).

West Ham to complete the signing of Lucas Perez according to the BBC. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45092232

Quite well at the moment!

So Cedric has a stomach bug & Lemina has tonsilitis? It's illness bingo! I'm going for Sims with scurvy next...

Who can also play right wing. Perfect for a 3-5-2?

So no encouraging signs on a new striker from Sparky after the Celta game then?

We need a backup right back. He's a specialist emergency right back. It could work as beautifully again...

Even if he does stay, he's barely kicked a ball in pre season. Hardly going to be ready for Burnley.

Northern powerhouse Everton have completed the signing of Lucas Digne for £20m.

Best fans in the universe. It's just the football that's the problem...

Nope, will find out on the day. 11 others, I think.

Anyone know how close Vokins is to the first team picture? If he progresses well, it could add a new dimension to this.