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Fri: Work Xmas do in Leeds, was alright Sat: Saw Grandparents, travelled back. Was meant to be in the exec box at Burnley, but got cancelled at last minute. Sun: Football called off due to weather, had lazy afternoon. Got dumped by girlfriend, got drunk. Was informed by Dad that Mum had gone into Hospital with suspected Heart Attack Mon: Struggled out of bed to work 2/10

In other words. Out of contract this summer: Davis Euell John Wright Phillips Then the following summer: Saganowski Rasiak Thomas Thats would indicate that Rasiak and Saga are the only players of the traditional big earners who could command any serious find of fee.

Attention seeking idiots.

There is a light sightage of a Knightly nip there. I would prefer Scarlett Johansson myself, she has breasts to die for.

Utterly owned.

Ha, nearly the same as the scottish fixture that has been abandoned 6 times.

The girlfriend is of the same age. Sorry to miss that detail out.

A friend of mine has discovered her 14 year old nephew has got his girlfriend pregnant and tomorrow they go to the abortion clinic. She doesn't know what to do, she believes she should tell his parent but doesn't want to betray said nephews trust. She has asked me for advice but I don't know what to suggest, any pearls of wisdom guys?

Call it Funky Pete.

The 23rd. Officially I am working on Xmas eve, unofficially however....

One of the few poor points of Strachan's time here was his failure to get the best out of Davies. Certainly not Lowe's fault.

Redknapp in wanting money shocker. Lets watch him nearly bankrupt another club.

http://www.football365.com/story/0,17033,8652_4653338,00.html Wow, didn't realise £9 million was close to £20 million. Having said that, with that grasp of figures you would still do a better job running the economy then Gordon Brown. Less then 50% of the value you suggested.... The Skates must be in no position to argue.

I believe you are refering to this: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=6cHM31XoXMg

I don't anymore. Seems that he is stubornly sticking to plan A hoping it'll work. Good managers are able to work a system out that will suit his players, they don't continually try to hammer square pegs into round holes.

Do stop talking carp Hamster. And for your information she was beached after getting wasted on reef. Or something.

Get her to eat more veg then. My ex used to taste like that until I added more vitamins to her diet, then she tasted like a sweet sweet hallibut.

Oh so dainty, and pretty, AND ****ING FECKLESS.

Why do we even bother showing up when we are on tele. Just take the 3-0 and move on.....

There will come a time when it is economically viable to reopen mines in this country on a mass scale. It is not far away at all.

I wonder how much an original 'Jesus' is worth nowadays. Besides, I thought this argument was sorted out decades ago. He is NOT the messiah, he IS a very naughty boy.

You are flashing your gash on a public forum. I salute you sir. Incidentally, how did it happen?

Who do you think it would be? A player of undoubted ability and use who somehow has been overlooked or forgotten? The mention of Jo Tessem as a right back made me realise how underated he was in his time here, he was outstanding for us and prepared to play anywhere. Any ideas?

Will be better then last years, an evening in with the now ex. Looks like a night with friends so far. All five of them, Messers Smirnoff, Glenmorangie, Carlsberg, Drambuie and Pizza.

Well, someone has to feed the chairman.