The Cat

Someone here on a wind up? 20:24 Comment From Samy AGe 8 we should buy wayne roney he play good in lge 2 he leavy man u

1-0 Bournemouth!! Haha. (God knows why, but I'm currently watching the live text updates on the News website.)

I'll say one thing for the Pompey fans, they aren't half clued up 20:17 Comment From Mike Flahavan that names sounds familiar didn't his bro play for us then die?

Surprised there's no build up to tonight's huge "we all 'ate the Scummahs" game at Bournemouth. If people weren't all queued out overnight on their deckchairs for tickets to this then there's something wrong with them.

But is he better than Billy Sharp?

If you haven't seen this film then I highly recommend you do. http://www.guardian.co.uk/global/blog/2010/jul/20/the-spin-afghanistan-film-cricket

6.5 million watched the combined news specials last night, which is less than view an average episode of Eastenders.

I don't mind the cup games because at least they have an element of competition involved, but yes I prefer away to home games in the early rounds.

I find it's easier to just not bother with first team friendlies. That way it saves me really having to care about the price being charged.

I'm all for thread detours. To be fair the football posts on here are largely more embarrassing than the off topic ones.

http://www.asromaradio.it/rassegna-stampa/as-roma-tecnica-e-sicurezza-il-baby-jedvaj-conquista-tecnico-e-compagni.html A bit translated from this article suggests he's turned us down. Which is no surprise considering who else is sniffing interested. Napoli and Inter Milan move on the player, who has refused Southampton and Zenit (negotiation still possible)

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/opinion/sport/tam-cowan-southampton-faithful-going-2068567 MLG must have had a busy week setting up all those different email addresses.

On the plus side he'll have a nice bit of leg room and won't bash up his shins on the seat in front when celebrating a goal.

Glad there's some common sense posts after the initial mouth-frothing reaction last night. One of my mates reckons Saints have the most precious bunch of fans on twitter. You can see why.

What the **** are you on about? Yeah, people always film gross misconduct hearings. See it all the time. And release his details to the public? Why? Get a grip. It's a joke. Granted, it's a bit dumb to put it on youtube but so what?

Never in doubt.

He's here, he's there He's everyfukingwhere Wanyama, Wanyama

Someone here will come up with something better but we won't sing it.

Please. I've just eaten. And yes he will sign, we've known that for ages.

Heard from someone who knows a couple of people at Saints that we're still in for Stoch and Banega. That's all I have though. It will have been a crazy summer if we do get them.

I'm not surprised looking like that Benson.

Nah, the gym cupboard was only for girls noshing off boys from first XI. Us second XI players were lucky if we got one off old Mrs Street the dinnerlady in the store cupboard.

Hahahaha.

Maybe he's just shy, you know, like the girl at school who'd always look away quickly when eye contact was made before running off down the corridor. That's what she used to do to me anyway.

I saw Schneiderlin, Fonte, Yoshida and Forren in West Quay. Had a chat with the first 2, Yoshida smiled and nodded. Forren just looked at his phone. Good riddance.