trousers

With Hendseron ruled out of the forthcoming England games (http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/international/liverpool-news-jordan-henderson-injury-ruled-out-england-squad-jurgen-klopp-a7626171.html) it wouldn't surprise me to see JWP called up...

Or if Romeu hadn't hit the post

Pages 74 & 75 in here if you fancy a Friday afternoon chortle fellow nutjobs.... http://footballfocusmag.com/issue-69 (sandwiched between Wingate & Finchley FC and Bracknell Town FC)

Bellissimo! https://southamptonfc.com/news/2017-03-10/manolo-gabbiadini-pfa-player-of-the-month-february-winner

Madness. Can't see that approach ever catching on.... In other news.... Low brow TV show in moving to low brow town to attract low brow punters shocker.... http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/15145959.The_Voice_snubs_Southampton_in_favour_of_Portsmouth/

The media frenzy wasn't about the policy per se, it was about the Tories reneging on an election manifesto pledge.

Which reminds me... Why on earth didn't Vardy get retrospective action for his 'deliberate' stamp on Virgil's foot? The inconsistency of the powers that be is baffling.

Cheers for the insight. Try this: if he can't tell you what the new kits look like, simply ask him to tell you what they *don't* look like. That way he can't get into trouble...

https://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?53669-The-Streaming-Thread&p=2471065#post2471065

39% Voting closes at 7pm tonight

The football club that used to play at Fratton Park before 2012 or the new one?

38%

# Devil's advocate klaxon # Someone who did it on purpose might do that too, in order to try and make out that it was an accident, ergo, checking the 'victim' is OK straight away afterwards could mean it was either an accident or deliberate, i.e. inconclusive regardless.

Now 1% ahead. Come on Gabbi!! Need to get Arsenal fans voting....

Was just about to mention that. It's quite clear from this footage: https://twitter.com/foulthrownet/status/839068784224784384 that Ibrahimovic was trying to stamp on Mings with his trailing leg. Regarding the Mings stamp, its impossible to tell 'beyond reasonable doubt' whether Mings intended it, so quite why the powers that be have different 'proof' criteria to a court of law is beyond me.

Nominated for PFA Fans' Player of the Month... Get voting chums: http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/10794683/vote-for-februarys-pfa-fans-player-of-the-month-in-the-premier-league

Hope you reminded him that's mainly because the football club is only 5 years old, having jettisoned their debt with the liquidation of the previous football club that played at Fratton Park? Or, Selective Memory Syndrome as it's sometimes called...

Welcome to my world

Nothing on Companies House website

Rob Harris‏ @RobHarris The @premierleague gains High Court order to be able to block servers that stream unauthorised broadcasts of games. The Premier League says for the first time it can "disrupt and prevent the illegal streaming of our matches via IPTV, so-called Kodi, boxes"

Les Reed went to B&Q to buy a garden pond Instead he bought a striker, his name is Nathan Redmond Les Reed went to Tesco to buy a jar of mayo, Instead he bought a DM and his name is Oriol Romeu Les Reed was playing Monopoly and landed on The Strand, Decided not to buy it but instead he bought Bertrand Les Reed went to Ann Summers to buy a rubber dong, Instead he bought a striker and his name is Shane Long

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/776426/Nathan-Tella-Arsenal-Southampton-trial-transfer-news-gossip

Tweaked it for you... http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/saints/news/15139325.Saints_cautious_over_van_Dijk/

I actually prefer it without the black piping

Ready, steady.... bite....