VectisSaint

Does anyone know exactly when Steven Gerrard's birthday is?

Reading these stories sometimes makes you feel like you are in a time warp. Really can't see Chicharito swapping Real Madrid/Manure for little old Saints. Still, good to know that Ron is regretting not signing a striker in January, but then as we know from the forum experts none were available, so he should not be regretting something that was impossible. I bet he could name one or two that were available, but that would probably not satisfy some on here.

This was posted last Thursday (see post 74 on the Saints in Switzerland thread). I would suggest from that they either did it before they went or that it is actually in Switzerland. Why does it suddenly get national coverage today?

Agree with all this, except calling him a journeyman. He was far from that. A very classy player, who has also tried to continue playing for a few years after many others jack it in (nearly 38).

No worries, Google is your friend.

Which he won't.

Steve Parish (Palace ceo)

They could have taken them to Pamplona or sent them cliff diving or bog snorkelling. Horse riding is supposed to be the most dangerous sport in terms of deaths. By the way its "two" not too.

Another case of some hack putting 2 and 2 and 2 together and making 99. Noted that Mitchell and Vertonghen know who Toby is and so that means Spuds will make a move for him. Its just more made up ******. [i hope]

Sammy Saint Gangnam Style

You weren't at the Liverpool game then.

Excellent cross from Sam for the 2nd

mange tout, mange tout. Do you think we should stop referring to the Skates and call them Portsmouth from now on? It seems that usage of an extremely widely used nickname for the Blues is frowned upon by the humour police. LOL at MLG trying to make out that the word is Polish rather than Russian as well (it is based on Russki by the way). Its not either you plum. Its a play on words, and would be of English origin. I guess references to Spuds, Manure and the Arse would be similarly frowned upon.

Oh **** offski

You do know that Iceland and Switzerland are quite a long way away from each other. Daughter and her mates were in Iceland end January and they thought it was absolutely brilliant, best holiday ever. I guess if you go there hoping to lie on a beach you might be disappointed. Its currently -3 in Davos, sounds wonderful to me, amazed at how many people think relaxing means lying on a beach, recipe for total boredom in my view.

Would have made no difference, Burley would still have played him, probably as striker.

Sadly he won't go away, and in this case you will get two for the price of one, since his bosom buddy will also troll you as you may have already noticed.

Transfer window is closed, loans not allowed. Out of contract players are still possible, but its not allowed for discussion here unless you can personally name the player, the forum Gods accept that he is good enough and you have a personal written assurance of their availability to join from the player and his great grandparents.

So am I, but please don't try an pretend he hit the ball well, it was a very poor attempt, which if Speroni had saved as he should have done we would all be saying that it was typical of our inability to shoot.

Scored in his second season with us. Why do people insist on comparing JWP with Schneiderlin. It is a ridiculous comparison. One is one of the best defensive midfielders in the league who scores a few goals, the other is an attacking midfielder.

You put one too many words in that sentence. If he had done what you said he would have scored. Because he didn't Mane got the opportunity.

You may be getting confused with Steve Jobs

His performance at St Marys would suggest otherwise. He looks a better prospect than Targett (and that's no disrespect to Targett) but possibly not as a FB in the longer term.

Perhaps we may also be looking to bring Tyrone Mings back.

Most likely "upsets" would be Wet Sham and Swansea. Swansea are able to beat Top 7 teams apparently. Of course Chelsea losing is not really any benefit for us, but I think I would be happy to see Swansea draw or win, the gap between them and us would still be effectively 7 points if they win.