SuperMikey

Christ on a bike! That's pretty reasonable...get smashed for a tenner!

This is what I meant to say. Thanks Sergei.

F*cking hell, where do you get £1 shots?

We've got to be challenging for automatic promotion with the resources here at the club. We've got a great manager, a great team and a great chairman and owner who are working to make us into a great club once again. What would people prefer though out of these: - Automatic promotion, no cups - Play-offs, JPT winners and decent FA and League cup runs - Another season in L1, but JPT winners and FA Cup semi-finalists

Not much point in that video without the others answers

I'll add Jo Brand to that list. I know her humour is aimed at women, but I find her quite funny :cool:

I nominate Tiggs.

True dat. Although Harry Hill is NOT funny, it just makes me depressed to think that people find him funny.

I thought it was great, really loved it, and then my aunt and uncle came over in September from Australia and they didn't have a clue what I was talking about when I mentioned it. Chris Lilley is a bit of a genius. "Where have you been, b!tch?" "Come quick, Grandma's been raped!"

They are very good prank call targets - I warn you. There's one in London which is basically full of stuff like microwave pizzas, fags, f*ckloads of chocolate and f*ckloads of booze, that's been prank called many-a-time by me and my mates (I may add that this was a few years ago, it's just funny to prank somebody at 5am).

List of unfunny 'comedians' Rob Brydon James Corden Michael McIntyre Andy Parsons Hugh Dennis Harry Hill Shappi Khorsandi Lucy Porter There's plenty more out there, none spring to mind at the moment though. Feel free to add to the list.

Oh well, League One champions next season it is then! Chin up lads.

He had an injury as well, only just come back. Still not 100% fit apparently.

More here, some of them are quality! http://www.facebook.com/pages/Vandalised-Conservative-Billboards/117203521630597

I had a £10 bet on with my mate, he said Newcastle wouldn't go up as a champions this season. Oh, how wrong he was!

Late of the Pier - Fantasy Black Channel Waiting for a copy of their new album to...ahem...'arrive' on the internet. Until then, this will have to do.

Monday, 10pm, Sky Movies Premiere (I think it's 10pm)

Just thought i'd post this:

I'm not completely clueless on the subject, I do have an idea of the different systems, but i'm not sure on what's available, practical and cost-effective. That's for the big boys to talk about. However, Clegg has said time and time again that Trident is a waste of money and there are other options, so i'll take his word on the subject.

I'm not a nuclear scientist or arms expert, so I can't sit here and go through a list of options, because i've not got much knowledge on the subject. All I know is that there is not just one form of nuclear defense out there, why not try something like missile silos? Help a brotha' out here?

Any opportunity eh Dune? If Clegg has said they'll side with whoever has the biggest mandate, and that's what will happen if we find ourselves in a hung parliament situation. Pretty simple really. I would say that the 2 MPs that you've seen shirk the question were relatively small MPs in terms of power in the party, so they didn't want to give an answer which doesn't fit with the opinions of the main politicians. As for the Trident issue, I think that it's outdated, and if we really do need a nuclear deterrent then there are other options out there. Of course, that doesn't fit in with the savings scheme that Clegg et al have outlined, but politicians rarely stick to their guns.

I'm a 90s kid, so i've only got love emails. I can forward them to you if you want?

Yeah, i'll be mostly switching between Other and John Peel, that takes about 20 minutes if busy, 10 if not. Don't mind missing parts of some sets!