SuperMikey

Of course it's Heinz, what do you take me for!? I measure lots of things in lashings tbh. It's a dying art form.

What DSM said, but without the HP and with lashings of ketchup.

Bought the Independent yesterday and saw this as well. I'm in the same boat as Robert Salvoni, as i'm not sure that the Tories will have enough for a majority. A hung parliament is a very likely thing to happen imo. People don't have enough trust in Cameron to vote outright for him, and 1 slip-up over the next couple of weeks could see that Conservative lead slip. The polls are still pretty damn close considering there's 3 weeks left.

F*cking jammy skate c*nts! Sh!t always rises to the top I suppose. Looking forward to them getting thrashed in the final. Anyone want to pop over to America and get me a gun so I can go down to P*rtsmouth and go Rambo-styley on them? Or even better, still got TCWTB's bookshop address Stuey?

It's a well known fact that squatters are fond of Toffiffees, so there's your question answered. Worth checking the house for needles etc.

What did everyone think of Lloyd Sam yesterday? He's a player i've admired for a while, and he would certainly improve our squad imo. Also worth looking at Nicky Bailey (as i've already mentioned along with other people in this thread) and perhaps a cheeky bid for Jonjo Shelvey?

Agreed, but you don't need to vote BNP to get that done...

Do you live with your gran or something? Food that's five years out of date... Still, we all die at some point. Might as well die eating a delicious snack.

Now - last night was MUCH better! Moffat really showed what he could do last night, I thought the episode was very well written. Slightly confusing at the time, but i've had a chance to get my head around it now, and I can see what SM was going for now. Very good.

Saw some footage of it earlier - what actually brought it on?

Q: How do you spell c*nt? A: Guided Missile

Colchester deciding they want to start winning games all of a sudden doesn't fudging help :mad:

Eric's Charm - Fell at the first fence My Will - Fell about midway through Big Fella Thanks - 5th Pretty sh!t. Chrisobee was right

Prince Jammy - Destroys The Invaders Nice bit of dub to kick off the summer!

Well, it's been going for a while, so a lot of the stuff on there was based on hearsay and rumours, but the stuff that's being added recently is all from bands who are playing or very likely to play.

Of course there should be a minutes silence. I didn't know either of the guys, or anyone related to them, but I think there is no reason why there shouldn't be one. They lived and worked in the city, helping the citizens and people of Southampton, and though they may not have supported the club, it would still be a nice mark of respect.

Nice to see Ross County win, if anyone watched the pre-match build up on RC, you'll see that they're still a pretty small club, so to beat a club like Celtic 2-0 is brilliant! They only became a league team in 1994 ya know...

Surely we've got to get some kind of chant going about Adam Lallana having a little cry over Marley & Me?

Yeah, Dindane went back to Lens. Supposedly being targeted by Blackburn and Newcastle for the summer. Don't see why, he was f*cking sh!t for P*mpey! I once let Matt Le Tissier out of a car park at the end of a game at SMS, and on the way there we were in a traffic jam next to Franny Benali. I did once meet most of the 1997/1998 Chelsea team after training. One of the finest Premiership teams ever imo, and meeting the likes of Zola, Vialli, Gullit, Di Matteo, LeBoeuf, Wise, Poyet, Desailly and Tore Andre Flo was a bit of a dream come true for me at the age of about 6/7.

Jesus did that fish and bread thing loads of times. IT HAPPENS.

Hey, Mon Mome was 100/1 last year... miracles can happen!

Got 50p on Eric's Charm, My Will and Big Fella Thanks. Pub money if Eric or My Will win, betting money if BFT wins. A night spent crying myself to sleep if none of them win.

Don't worry about it mate, only 66p at the end of the day! £2 up so far

Damietta came last, never mind!

Just put 66p on Damietta and Prince of Vasa, as per your advice Frankie. Nothing much at stake, but just under £6 returns potentially, which would be nice to put on the Grand National at the weekend. Only ever won one bet before today, but Frankie's advice has helped me today, so lets hope that lightning strikes twice!