Hatch

Did I hear that BBC are showing all the games in free to view HD or did I imagine that?

Ow. and he walked off!

Victor Boskovic you heard it hear first.

maybe they are waiting to see what league we are in?

Hollyoaks.

plus shutting schools for a week when half a dozen snow flakes land in the school playground.

That arse needs filling

School policies for taking your child out of school during term time, and where they can stick their unauthorised absence notifications.

Women who say no, but mean yes. Then complain to the police afterwards.

People who still think having a mobile phone is some sort of status symbol.

- anyone who works in media - moaning about getting a parking ticket - having £500m of art and not having anyone to buy it off me

Nissan Micra drivers

People with maps, who still need to ask directions. Thick fookers.

- Planning to leave at 3 pm , then getting a call from your boss wanting a meeting at 4. FFS

Socialism

- Barbeques still being dirty and uncleaned from last August.

- The current load of pop stars, that I have no idea who they are.

- Fat women in skimpy dresses

Wouldn't Gerrard become more central and Milner play in the left.

I think Panini stickers made me a football fan. Still got the albums from about 1978 thru to 1984 in my parents loft somewhere.

That Barry Horne goal was a last minute goal against Bolton. Can't remember if it an equaliser to take us into extra time or the winner in the last minute of extra time. I remember it as a blaster from about 750 yards or thereabouts.

Not a tour exactly, but they will be driving through the estates on the way to the airport to pick up Terry, Defoe and Ashley Cole from their previous nights conquest flat.

Who is Didier Baptiste playing for these days? One time Liverpool target.

for Bolton, thats prolific.