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That's disgraceful. You could get cold sores or something. Imagine a Hitler-like 'stache rash when you're trying to pull the females. Not on. We will happy drink their juices, but wiping it on one's face? That's a no-no.

The worst thing a man said to me after sex was "and if you tell anyone about this, I'll kill ya."

I wash my hands after sex. Which sounds overly cautious, until you realise I'm mildly OCD and wash my hands even when I get out of the shower. It's nothing to do with the wife's stinky pussy.

We should've signed Robert Ullathorne, Abel Xavier and Boris Zivkovic. Aside from the fact they're all rubbish and Zivkovic was a skate.

Idiakez...

I can cheat at this, because I have Duncan's "Alphabet of the Saints". So I won't spoil it. Oh, ok, well up until publish date in 1991, there were no Q's, X's or Z's. So Quashie aside, it can't be done.

There's nothing wrong with a bit of grime on food. My dad Keith Chegwin taught me that. He eats disgusting food too and tells me that "Cheggers can't be choosers."

...is returning this Christmas for a one off special, written by the original writer Roy Clarke. Good idea or bad idea in your opinion? On the face of it, I'd say bad decision. While it was before my time, I've always enjoyed watching the episodes when they're repeated, but a lot of that was largely due to the affable Ronnie Barker. I can't see how it would translate to modern times either, especially as the episode is only scheduled for half an hour. What is it with the BBC and trying to find David Jason a project around Christmastime. The Royal Bodyguard was woeful. Still, they've won, because no doubt I'll be watching it, out of curiosity more than anything.

It is impressive, but remember it was 3 league games in September, not the 4 or 5 that a full month usually contains. The Swansea game was another clean sheet, but that fell this month. Adding the Swansea game, and he'd win it hands down. Will he win it on the power of the other 3? Well from memory he didn't have to do much against West Ham with their one shot on goal, where it was his opposite number that shone (and West Ham did have a disallowed goal for offside), against Liverpool he only had 5 shots on goal against him, and against Palace they had 0 shots on target. So while 3 clean sheets is impressive, there have been only 6 shots on goal, and 5 of them from Liverpool. If anyone deserves the award, it is indeed Lovren (who scored the winner against Liverpool to boot) but Keepers are judged on clean sheets, and that's what shows up for Boruc. And I hope he wins it too. Good recognition.

I left it on the floor I swear. I just hope nobody stepped on it as they were walking out at full time. Injury by hot dog would be difficult for insurance companies to believe.

I'm the prat that drops hotdogs on the floor. I've also managed to block 2 toilets at St Mary's in seperate incidents. I should never be let out of the "home".

Do we have a sell on clause, or did we sell that for dosh too?!? :-)

Nominated, don't think they draw it until Friday? (Edit: Can see Boruc getting it but not Pochettino. Wenger should get it.)

The manager they need now is someone with experience. To that end, Poyet is a very risky appointment. I thought Harry was the go-to guy for clubs in trouble looking to get out of relegation from the Premier League...

I've aired my disgust on Tripadvisor. St Mary's stadium may be #7 on the attractions list but it's now #443 out of #443 for catering. Number #442 is the place that serves turd in a bun. (The above statements have no basis of fact and are here for amusement or ridicule only. Tripadvisor is a useful tool and should not be abused in this way.) On a serious note though (!) what are the burgers in the vans outside made of? They're clearly very low quality.

I don't eat inside St Mary's, ever sine the 2010 season when I bought a hot dog in a baguette, carried it to my seat but it fell out the bottom of the bag halfway up the steps. If they can't be arsed to seal their food bags properly, they don't deserve a penny of my money. :-D

10 points would be a great return from that lot. 7 points is the minimum we should be getting, anything above 10 would be a cracking result.

I think so. I do the "Who would I have at Saints" test, as in which player would I have of theirs in our first team over what we have. Answer? None. Hangelaand possibly but not over Fonte in the form he's in, and Stekelenberg is a good keeper but not over Boruc. Remy seems to be a top signing by Newcastle, for what little they did in the summer. Showed he could get goals at QPR and has so far proved he's quality at Newcastle.

Best left back in the world? Wasn't Lundekvam a smoker?

I just transferred Lukaku in, so I'm chuffed. Thanks to Benteke for getting injured. My team is: Speroni, Clyne Koscielny, Kompany, Shaw, Toure, Mirallas, Paulinho, Lukaku, Osvaldo, Bony. I can't see this being a great week, as Bony won't score. ;-)

Home Draw Home Draw Home Away is my prediction for the Premier League games, but Everton have what it takes to muff that one up. my brother in law has 12 fixtures in an accy, and has done them all to score. 24 teams, no clean sheets. I somehow think that won't happen, although Man City vs Everton is doing ok for him right now.

Dave McGoldrick is showing us we're all judgemental *****s at Ipswich :-D Blackstock is a far better keeper than Best will ever be... On a serious note, it's a shame how Drew Surman has disappeared off the radar. He was doing quite well for Norwich and then fell out of favour with injuries. Hopefully he can resurrect his career at Bournemouth. As for the OP 3, of course Walcott is the best of all of them. I still think Ox-C has what it takes to be a top footballer though, but currently being at Arsenal is stunting his development. At one hand he's training with top midfielders like Ozil, on the other hand he needs proper game time. A loan, perhaps?

My wife is at left back? That's asking for trouble. She's nowhere near fit enough, right footed and short sighted. She get raped by Nathan Dyer down Swansea's right hand side...

Far prettier than she is now.

Is he hiding behind Yoshida? I see a pair of legs.