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My mate's in Ibiza, apparently he saw Bearsy playing in the sea. Sadly he didn't have a camera with him for proof. I did however ask for an artist's impression:

Gold is a naff colour anyway. It looks so tacky - the home shirt would be a tad better had we used the away kits silver. Bring back our colourful badge, bring in a shirt sponsor that has a colour associated with is (like Coca Cola, we might get red and white then!) and get rid of Adidas that clone one shirt from another. Last year's kit grew on me. This won't. Not that it really matters, it won't ruin my season. It's just one fewer Christmas present I'll get from the wife!

Heh. That gold lettering on our shirt really doesn't show up well...

**** me Ships! You can actually see his moobs! I know some footballers put on weight - Southall, Quinn, Ruddock - but Ships has to win the fattest ex-pro award hands down, surely?

Ha! Good knowledge though. I still hope this happens.

Sad news.

Agree with your second point, the club announcing we're interested in Damiano, Wanyama and Benega certainly raised our expectations. They've achieved one of those - but now our hopes have been raised with the other two positions, makin an underwhelming signing could annoy Saints fans. That said, someone we find 'underwhelming' doesn't necessarily mean he'll have a poor season - sometimes it's the players we sign cheaply or with little reputation that can make the most impact. Looking back at our recent history, nobody knew much about Pahars, Beattie or Davies but all went on to have a big impact on us. Then there's the failure factor - signing a big name on big money brings with it expectations. Ramirez for instance was our record signing and came with a big reputation for a youngster, so judging by those standards he had a poor season. Had we signed him with no reputation and little money, his stats - 5 goals and 3 assists in only 20 starts - is a fairly decent return for a midfielder. (Although granted, expensive or not he should have made more starts. I think injury and suspension didn't help with those...)

Still a month until the start of the season and a month and a half (ish) until the end of the transfer window. I reckon we'll be fine.

If anyone's struggling it's Arsenal. Before I went on holiday in June they were "close" to signing Higuain. That's still not complete. Sanogo is a decent free transfer but when media reports state that Wenger has a big budget to play with, and they haven't signed anyone for money, Arsenal fans must be spitting blood.

I for one hope we don't sell Gaston. Contrary to his indifferent season he's still a talented young individual and he'll be important to us this coming season if we want to realise our ambitions of a top ten finish. That said if it's for a profit, and we replace him PROPERLY with a couple of quality attacking options, I wouldn't be completely against the decision. As it stands though, one more attacking midfielder (and of course one more striker) and I'd be completely chuffed with our attacking options. Any other signings would be a bonus - for instance we're still a tad light in defence, but not so bad we can't cope until January.

This lot can afford seats for their team photo, have a half decent stand and have stripes on their shirts. They're clearly an upgrade on Llagostera. :-) (Covers all bases lest we lose.)

Villas Boas IMO, with Bale to follow him. I don't rate him, but Mancini wouldn't be a bad shout for Barca either, and wouldn't cost them anything.

In their secret past, 19 years ago in fact, Tokyo and Bearsy had a baby girl together. She now looks like this...

Bearsy going for a dip in the sea

Wow. Didn't see that coming...

I didn't think 'leaving your new spouse for an hour' was a wedding ritual...

If you ask me, I think our mascot doesn't say a lot about our team. We're the Saints - we should have Saint Christopher, patron Saint of travellers and children, as our mascot. I wonder whether they'd buy a new Sammy Saint mascot outfit or whether you'd have to put up with the collective stink of the previous occupants farts, sweat, urine and breath... (oh, and if one of you know the previous occupant of said mascot uniform, which you probably do, then I'm just guessing. This is based on a penguin mascot uniform I bought and wore on my wedding day as a surprise to my wife, which despite only being worn once absolutely reeked afterwards. And no, I did not use it for wedding night sex games either.)

One would assume you'd have to be CRB checked lest you were a fiddy kiddler in the past? That's just common sense.

I doubt the costume is big enough...

Found this. Still don't know much about him. Coming up with a chant for him would be lols though. http://hereisthecity.com/2013/07/17/five-facts-about-southampton-target-kennedy-igboananike/

I'd love that if I could commit to every home game! Not sure my Gangnam Style is good enough though... A good chance for someone to make a bell end of themselves without anyone knowing who they are. (akin to posting guff on an internet messageboard.)

I always thought Bearsy was pronounced Bare Zee. Like a naked letter Z. Like this:

I'd take 17th if it were offered now.

Davis? He was a useful signing.