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That all makes my stag do sound rather tame. None of my mates wanted to do anything to me (too much ****ing respect I reckon) so in the end I got bored and chucked myself in a fountain. I need new mates. Ooh one challenge for you Tokee-ho is to get your mate to get a girls knickers off her, the fatter the bird the better, then when he finally finds a willing subject, get him to sniff the knickers and tell her that she has a yeast infection. Then proceed to throw the pants at a DJ/barman. That could be lolage. (and is probably nearly impossible, but try it anyway.)

HT. Better second half please.

Insigne does look very good. Italy could go far in this tournament. Ref's on our side though! :-)

Jonjo Shelvey looks shyte. Mind you Clyne's not covered himself in glory yet either. Would Shaw be first choice left back I wonder? ooh close by Jason Lowe of Blackburn. (That's Blackburn that struggled at the bottom of the nPC all season.)

I'll be the first to say it tonight - Nathan Redmond CDAJFU. Young, English, skilful, at a lower league team and probably affordable.

Mark Hughes is the new manager - I assume Butland will be picked to play up front. (This poor joke was brought to you in association with crap Football Managers.com)

Clyne nearly muffs up with an own goal - I'd put that down as Butland's fault. Glad we never signed him. Good luck plucking the ball out of the air at Stoke. ****.

Jonjo Shelvey is proper bald. I mean like Richard Chaplow-type bald.

I reckon the England U21's would give the full England team a run for their money. :-)

Bidding for a player they had 0.01% chance of getting gets them newspaper headlines and pleases the fans. Still, I suppose if you don't try, you don't get. I fancy Saints to bid £30 million for Messi.

Wot No Stoke? ;-)

Clearly trying to push Carroll into a decision...

3 shifts left, then free from work from Friday through until Tuesday 2nd July! Off to Mexico during that, and the rest of the time I'll be glues to SSN for transfer updates. Oh, and drinking. Lots and lots of drinking.

Someone's having a giggle on Wikipedia and edited to say he's signed for Olympiakos. Would be a good signing though from what I've heard - and free. Not too old either - the Jimmy Case of the modern era. http://www.ftbpro.com/posts/joel.amorim/209459/joan-verd%C3%BA-is-on-southampton-s-shortlist First signing guess - Figueroa. Strengthen up that left back slot.

He will, but it will be for Fiorentina in Serie A. He will, but it will be for League One MK Dons. It will, but only because during the game against Cardiff, it's announced that Pompey have folded.

Signing players like this limit the chances of our own youngsters from progressing to the first team by getting game time. If he were already with us, we'd be talking about him being released this summer. No thanks. I know he was talking about when we were in the nPC - Simon Church likewise, but really no thanks.

Good news Grim Fandango fans (like myself) - Tim Schafer (the mastermind creator behind Grim Fandango) is making a NEW point-and click game - his first since Grim Fandango was released - and it's set to be out later in the year, called BROKEN AGE. It was partially funded by the public using Kick Starter - and turned out top be the largest crowd-funded video game of all time, raking in millions of dollars rather than the few hundred thousand he originally wanted. Shows how much the public want the game... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Broken_Age

England look dire. Awful. Brazil are carving out all the openings, and only Hart is stopping them. Are these really the best set of players England has to offer? England to win 1-0. :-D

I voted No because I'm dyslexic and I thought it said On, and was a button to turn on the porn. I was most disappointed.

Clyne, Shaw, Morgan, Cork, Rodriguez, Ramirez. The same 6 players we shouldn't be looking to sell. It was hard not to include Boruc or Lambert in there, and difficult to leave Lallana out too after all he's done for us in our rise up through the leagues. It also shows how weak we are at CB.

I'd be surprised if City didn't want Guidetti, he was banging goals in for fun in Holland. I reckon they're nurturing him for a first team spot int he future. A loan, perhaps, but I'd be very surprised if they sold him. Would be a cracking signing for anybody though. Strikers are at a premium though, and it's surely only a matter of time before Tevez throws his next strop. Even if City do let him go, he won't be cheap. Plucking a youngster from Chelsea has worked for us before, so that could be good. I've not see McEachran play, but that youngster that was on loan at Watford was promising... EDIT: Just been reading about Guidetti - didn't know he had a debilitating virus that attacked his central nervous system. Nasty - he's on the mend now though.

Luke's birthday: 41 days 996 hours 59772 minutes 3586330 seconds It doesn't sound like he's going anywhere... http://www.clubcall.com/southampton/shaw-eyeing-new-campaign-1595080.html

I either got 1 out of 10 or 9 out of 10. I'm not telling you which...

Ah, another person leaving the club, along with Shaw, Morgan, Clyne, Cork, Rickie, Ramirez, Lallana, Cortese, Fat Frank in the ticket office, Ethel the tea lady, the Ted Bates statue MK 1, and the ghost of Bobby Stokes. I don't believe a word of it, but whatveer happens, and I'm not talking just the manager but all the players - let it be done as early as possible this summer please.

RIP Big Ron - he was playing long before my time as a Saints fan but any Saints fan worth his salt knows the contribution Ron made to our attack in the sixties. Sad news. 70 is no age either. :-(