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Generally these threads result in someone getting really bored, giving up on the original question and posting another, which results in most people forgetting the original question. I'm on the edge of my seat.

I see the good in everyone, until they show me otherwise. Then I call them a **** and run away.

I was umming and ahhing about proposing to my missus. You've made my mind up for me. New car then. :-)

Anthony Poo-less perhaps...groan...

Still time to bring a player or two in but I admit the injuries are worrying.

If it happens, it will be the most amazing fake prediction ever. Although, having mentioned it on here, Cortese has already read this and decided to pull the plug on the deal. My bad.

I have it on good authority (my brain told me so), that there will be an official handing over ceremony at half time of Michail Antonio. He plays the first half for Reading and the second half for Saints. I am nITK.

We will play a patient passing style. This will result in a few 0-0 scorelines with five minutes left on the clock, at which point we resort to lumping it to Lambert. Or we will just rip teams to shreds with our creativity. I like the sound of the latter.

Frimpong? Sounds like a problem I'm faced with after a bad curry, only with an 'f' in front.

swap!!!?!?!?!

Friday - Work Saturday - Work Sunday - Work. I'm glad these weekend threads have resurfaced again - gives me a reason to copy and paste once again.

When I moved in with my missus, I offered to pay all the rent if she did everything else. I now have one bill to pay, she pays for: furniture, council tax, utilities, shopping (excluding alcohol but including my stuff like razor blades and shampoo) renting the garage out the back, lovefilm, mobile broadband and I make her pay for petrol if she wants to go anywhere. I think I may have got the good end of the deal there. Furniture-wise, we bought a fair amount of stuff from Ikea but we did sponge a lot of the rest of the stuff from our parents. Incidentally, am I the first to destroy a brand new bookcase because I suck at flat pack?

Jermaine Defoe from West Ham, Darren Bent and Matt Richards from Ipswich. Kris Commons every transfer window for about 3 years.

Right. I've had my desire for three week now and it's great. Battery life is average but it's my own fault for not charging it up properly when I got it.

Buddy. Fail. Mind you, my first dog was going to be called bertie, myself and my sister overruled our parents and called hid Max. I maintain to this day that our name was better. So perhaps in time you'll learn to love it! Incidentally they eventually got their way, they called one of their African Grey parrots Bertie.

Buddy. Fail. Mind you, my first dog was going to be called bertie, myself and my sister overruled our parents and called hid Max. I maintain to this day that our name was better. So perhaps in time you'll learn to love it! Incidentally they eventually got their way, they called one of their African Grey parrots Bertie.

Sox

Rollo. God knows why, it's just the first name that came into my head when I saw the picture.

I'm rubbish at haggling, and I think most salesmen pick up on it. My mum though works for Proctor and Gamble and gets a lot of stuff for next to nothing. I picked up a Tassimo coffee machine for 5 quid!

I wonder if he's the first Saints player whose names both begin with an 'e'...

+1. If it isn't on the OS, or on here as a sticky, I don't believe it.

Southampton is to murders what Bridgend is to suicides. There must be something in the water. In all seriousness, I think it is just coincidence.

****s. If the swear filter picks up on it, I just used the "C" word to describe them. But it does beg the question, if you're out walking around alone and you see this happen, would you intervene? The good in us all would want to, but as logical human beings I'm sure we'd all shy away, and do everything in our power to get involved remotely - i.e. call the police. There's being a good samaritan, and then there's being over-confident.

Finding a woman that swallows helps considerably too. There is a line to my lust, and you have just drawn it.