Crab Lungs

He absolutely has something to offer and for the umpteenth time, he'd enjoy one last hurrah here, in surroundings where he is familiar. Then again, Saints Web have spoken and they don't want him.

We should get a fan on the matchday police board.

Haha, go on, have a guess.

...and yet we moan about who is on the front of the programme, lolz. Perspective, eh?

I think it's important we tackle the big issues at these meetings like the car parking charges, programme content and if he is intending on allowing one of our supa-dupa fans onto the board? Massive rofl at these comments though;

Why the rigidity in your ratings? If we followed your theory, Djimi Traore would be rated as a more competent footballer than Lallana when it simply isn't the case.

Woah, steady there - plenty of ready made experts on here were clamouring for their involvement not too long ago...

Mirrors 99% of the punters in there then. Get well soon Dan

The person who has contributed the most telling comment on this thread has so far been ignored.

Funnily enough, I was just recalling how they deluged Radio Solent with their childish crap for months until we beat them at Dean Court and for the third time in a season. Then, bizarrely, they started accusing Radio Solent of bias as soon as Saints went above them in the league. Small time club, small time fans. *rattle rattle*

This is true... and it's also the most commonly reported time for abductions, allegedly :-o

We would, but we're not rivals. Bless their cottons. *rattle rattle*

By a woman on who likes the sound of her own voice way too much... listening to the mongoloids clap her just about sums everything up we already know about Bournemouth.

LOLZ@Bompey fans

Can't get in a very poor Celtic side, or discarded by a very poor manager who is also a very poor judge of a footballer? Adkins or Lennon's observations - I know who I'd trust. But still, let's write him off from the get go, eh?

I don't know how to do it, but there are a few things that can be done to provide protection. I thought the same regarding Dog, but the advice might help somebody, somewhere, someday.

Right, firstly, if you can stomach it, if you have a record feature on your phone, activate it and leave it in your bedroom. If you don't want to listen to it, send it to me by mp3. Secondly, if this is genuine, contact someone immediately who can cleanse the house. Ouija boards are basically portals to the "other side" that is effectively an open door for any type of spirit to walk right through. If you decide to feck around with one again, take the right precautions before and after using the board...

We should write him off, definitely. There are so many footballing experts on here who correctly predicted that Pahars, Crouch, Marsden, Strachan, Telfer, Williams, Lambert, Lallana, Bale, Jones and many others were no good for us. We should trust them, why bother waiting until a ball has been kicked?

Well everyone, thank you for the advice, it is appreciated... decision shortly

I've run the Fratton gauntlet before and I'll run it again!

With all due respect, I don't think a bronze bust of any player with the slogan "loyalty" will persuade anyone to stay. Whatever happens though, just don't let any of the fans get involved with another statue. We would probably end up with Cyril Sneer in an oversized Saints kit.

Is the iPhone, in hindsight, more of a fashion accessory to some people would you say? I have to admit I've enjoyed using my friends iPhone and haven't had the chance to try out an HTC so I can't compare, but it's a split recommendation I've had between the two from friends. I've no idea about the Samsung or new Nokia though, so thanks for the heads up...

I was looking at Android, are you recommending? I've been recommended the "Wildfire", but I really don't know the difference between them all. Gah, bring back the 3260 and bring back Snake!

Well, it's about time I got a new phone, but I haven't a scooby on what I should get. I know I want a smart phone, I know I want a lot of texts and a few minutes call-time and I definitely want a good data package for internet browsing. That's about all I know though, however. Can anyone recommend me a phone, a tariff and, equally importantly, a network? I'm absolutely stumped. I've been browsing for hours so to get some opinions would certainly help. Thanks in advance.

Richardson will get skinned by pacey players like Bouazza but having eff all covering back from Guly hasn't helped Tank at all...