Crab Lungs

He does sound quite embittered, doesn't he? Is that really what gardening leave does to you?

Exactly. I'm glad Nasser defended the pitch, though we shouldn't have needed anyone to defend it anyway. It's what teams playing at home do - they prepare the pitch in their favour. It's not our fault it's so one-sided because of the quality of our players and their performances. I don't think Colville even mentioned that, IIRC, Kent's spinners took more wickets than ours! Then again, I think they bowled out whilst ours only mopped up the lower order..

Oxford Street is literally the only place which hasn't been infested by the "crazy" pontificating, students or the knuckle-dragging Ikonites. If I'd go anywhere, I'd go there, defo.

Depends on how you categorize a pr1ck.

Spending gazillions might help in some respects, but a guaranteed making of a successful team it is not.

Bloody Charles Colville insinuating we had an advantage because of the pitch, absolute rubbish. Glad Rob Key didn't make any excuses. In fact, didn't seam do just as much damage as spin this evening?

I'm still trying to figure why people keep saying that if Wladimir catches him, it's good night. Just because he's big, doesn't mean punches harder than Haye. In fact, despite his size, doesn't Haye punch a lot, lot harder than many other heavyweights? As St Marco predicts though, I think WK will just jab, jab, grab and wait for Haye to get frustrated and open up. And yes, it'll probably quite tiring having Wladamir leaning on you for hugs all night. Go on Haye

If we do, it might move us into a better position for the next Ashes series, perhaps?

I love saying this... "£20m for Jordan Henderson"

Absolutely!

Unless a Premier League comes in for him... Keep dreamin'.

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Bridge was class. He's not any more. We'll revisit this thread in the new season, I think...

Thank you... She seems kinky as well. Another for today!

Gahhhhhhhhhhhhh, been saying town is full of pr1cks for years. Don't bother with it now.

That's brilliant!! That said, Haye's going to look a right d1ckhe4d if he loses...

...and so they continue to flick the v's without remorse. When will this end?

Bruno Metsu as manager

"Brains" is probably a bit of a stretch, Stevo

Crikey, that article sounds as if an 11 year old wrote it

CMS, absolutely.

They prob just carried over the templates we last had in the Champ

Have a listen; https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=coast+to+coast+am&aq=f

Likewise Boro and Brum. They're not bigger. Forest, Leeds, WHU yes, probably bigger or with bigger potential. Leicester is right about the same size.

Does anyone listen? It's basically a radio talk show with many far-fetched esoteric topics from time travel to ghosts, ufos and expolitics. Quite a lot of tubthumping and needless scaremongering but reading between the lines, there is some good stuff. Entertaining, too. Some fascinating topics recently as well, specifically "Men In Black" a couple of days ago. For those of you who might listen, damn, Art Bell was good Anyone ever listened - or encountered a MIB/strange government official?