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I really want to know what you do out in Dubai! Let me know in the morning, if you don't mind Good night, DP, my future 'gaffer!

I like this article as well: http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/LatestNews/news/You-ve-Worked-Wonders-Boss-2170.aspx

http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/LatestNews/news/Legends-Roll-Back-The-Years-2175.aspx "Although the true winner on the night was Faith & Football, thanks to a large crowd jammed into the south stand." Massive club, loyal supporters etc. :lol: Nice of Matt Richie to play though, considering his treatment by Clotterill.

So true. And I'm glad David Platt has at least got a job.

Pre-season gutting of the staff and sensible restructuring under Adams would have been sensible. Now they've got to start right again. Still, at least they've got time... they have to make the right appointment though.

That's the other thing... I might try and stream the commentary as well. I'm absolutely sure that I'd be breaching some form of law though! Still, going to look into it. Obviously, don't want to infringe or impact on Saints Player and the clubs revenue but surely some things should be accessible to all.

That's definitely one that Clotterill was talking about when he mentioned 2-3 free transfer targets... hope he f()cks off elsewhere and turns down the Skates, but knowing the blue few, they've probably offered him £30,000pw ...

MASSIVE Jay Spearing fan... only because Barnesy hates him

I would actually really, really like to do that, purely for comedic value.

Haha... I know, but I just thought "Where the hell would we host ours!?" I was thinking Southsea common would be a good idea, just to serve as a reminder who is the boss round 'ere...

I will probably be building a Saints website for the new season which, hopefully, will include a members area (free) with footage for overseas viewers... will probably need to skirt a few legal technicalities though If it's possible, I'll do it. Having spent a year abroad two seasons ago, I did find it frustrating (though I did eventually buy a Saints subscription and it was worth the money).

Just watching the Norwich promotion party and was wondering... if we get promoted to the Premier League at any point in the near future, what exactly would be the arrangements if we had a party in the city? What would be the open bus top route? I can't think of anywhere the players could congregate on a balcony so where would it be hosted? Any ideas?

Absolutely! For deliveries though, Moja (Sampan, or whatever guise it goes under week-to-week) is pretty fine!

When they mention "CSI", I cannot help but think "Crime Scene Investigation"

And you're right.

Is this the same Jaidi many had hypothesised would struggle in League 1 because of his lack of pace? He won't be ideal for every game but he'll sure as hell be absolutely fine for another contract. We should look for a similar alternative as he won't be able to play every game, but his ability to play a level higher should not be in doubt.

Howabout the pretentious ****wit brush?

Looks like Les Reed to me...

Absolutely brilliant programme, more than hinted that Pompey should have gone bust, too...

Dennis Rofe........please!

John Coffee? So did I And I noticed and thought the same to both of the above points, too!

Ummm, not me! I didn't see it. What I do know is that town is, in general, populated by knuckle druggers, pretentious ****wits and perma tanned wag wannabes being the billy big b0ll0cks whilst absorbing **** music. Christ, I sound old.

This, and the fact that most girls in town are gutter goblin, wag wannabees with massive ego's themselves. Not excusing Forecast (if it is indeed confirmed what he did) but if you've ever been in 90 degrees and seen the amount of pretentious ****wits in there, it is somewhat unsurprising that there is trouble with all those delusions of grandeur and ego's delicately crashing against each other in there.

Go to somewhere like http://www.imageshackus.com, click upload, find the picture and away you go!

I've always found pitch invasions absolutely pointless. You run on, cheer for a little bit and then walk around aimlessly. What exactly is the point of that?