Crab Lungs

Alex Neil, if we’re going cheap and with a chance of making the playoffs

I dont think Gao wants to see his investment worth a quarter of what he paid, do you?

Les is likely remaining relaxed and confident

When I done the predictor, I had us picking up just 2 more draws, finishing bottom Actually might have been 31pts... but certainly no wins

Some great results in there. We’re growing.

I had us down on 29, WBA 31 and Brighton 34. Huddersfield finished 10th. Hmmmmm

All the p1ssing and moaning about the contentious Burnley goal (I personally didn’t see much wrong with it) doesn’t change the fact that this result won’t singularly relegate us - only add to the succession of inept performances and sh1te results that preceded it. I think even Burnley fans would admit they’re a bit fragile at the moment and this was a perfect opportunity to have a real go... but alas, not with this pr1ck in charge

We’ll lose this 1-2

Can someone list all the winnable games we’ve had since December? I want to fukking p1ss myself laughing again at how this utter w4nker is still employed.

They keep possession needlessly because (A) they’re petrified, that’s down to the manager (B) they haven’t been coached any patterns of play etc, given any tactical instruction so just revert to default

Four f()cking idiots on the other side of the world hobnobbing over the Chinese New Year instead of being over here and sorting this humdinger of a sh1tehouse out. Absolute morons.

Absolute clown management from game one to get into this position. Im sure les is relaxed and confident though.

Bottlejob tactics from a bottlejob manager.

He’s an absolute first-class egotistical sh1t. And we’re stuck with him.

Les has and always will be relaxed and confident about the centre back situation.

Hoedt is sh1te... basically a 16m Dutch Aaron Martin. Great spot by the oversized suited midget and his team of nerds on laptops.

Lovren and van dijk. Don’t mind Lallana.

He’s an absolute bellend and always has been but let’s face it, Lemina sticks out like a sore thumb amongst his peers... and plenty of others have echoed the same sentiment as Crooks too. Still a total knobber though.

Can’t believe he’s still here

Lowe was better for this football club hands down. He didn’t do everything right, but I’d swap him in an instant for the current turd.

And the rest of those players were Koemans recommendations.... as was alderweireld. Bloke is a f()cking melt.

He ****ed up the Alderweireld transfer completely, so can’t give him any credit for that.

2-0 to WBA, Rondon and Sturridge

Has Steve grant PM’d you yet? Don’t worry, he will.

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