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Poor rylan is heartbroken pat. You got to remember his dreams have been shattered and he still cries himself to sleep at night with a picture of Cortese under his pillow.

What did you think of the performance today Rylan? We seem to have brought in a decent manager and some decent players, don't we.

What did you think of the performance today Rylan? We seem to have brought in a decent manager and some decent players, don't we.

What sort of reception did Schiniderlin get?

What sort of reception did Schiniderlin get?

Along with the £50m spent, It's all part of the act to convince everyone she isn't asset stripping.

Along with the £50m spent, It's all part of the act to convince everyone she isn't asset stripping.

You don't know the half of it, if you did it'd make your eyes water. I heard Calum chambers was so upset that he didn't get 10 phone calls a day whilst on holiday in Dubai that he actually emailed the club that he was threatening to cut short his holiday if no one called him and told him who was making our new kit this season. No wonder he couldn't wait to get away, it ruined his holiday.

You don't know the half of it, if you did it'd make your eyes water. I heard Calum chambers was so upset that he didn't get 10 phone calls a day whilst on holiday in Dubai that he actually emailed the club that he was threatening to cut short his holiday if no one called him and told him who was making our new kit this season. No wonder he couldn't wait to get away, it ruined his holiday.

Lead singer in the biggest British band of the last 20 years = talentless according to the mongboard

Lead singer in the biggest British band of the last 20 years = talentless according to the mongboard

Well I thought it was funny.

Well I thought it was funny.

Surely you get to eat the left over food you've made if the crew don't scoff it?

Surely you get to eat the left over food you've made if the crew don't scoff it?

Maybe, but he definitely said the thing about the people Kat had put In charge, obviously his concerns are with them.

Maybe, but he definitely said the thing about the people Kat had put In charge, obviously his concerns are with them.

In the interview they showed on Sky he said something along the lines of that the owners had out people in charge that she feels are right for the club then said 'it could have been different'.

In the interview they showed on Sky he said something along the lines of that the owners had out people in charge that she feels are right for the club then said 'it could have been different'.

Got that sexy mix of boyish good looks with Eastern European ruggedness, yes?

Got that sexy mix of boyish good looks with Eastern European ruggedness, yes?

Tadic, pelle, long and Rodriguez will get over 30 goals between them this season.

Tadic, pelle, long and Rodriguez will get over 30 goals between them this season.

A fascinating story Suzy. So now we know you play football, lived in Italy, drink pints and plenty of then by the sounds of it and don't iron your clothes. You sound like a catch.

A fascinating story Suzy. So now we know you play football, lived in Italy, drink pints and plenty of then by the sounds of it and don't iron your clothes. You sound like a catch.