Lord Duckhunter

I've thought all along it'll be Carroll or Lambert. He'll want a traditional number 9.

Shocking pundits, Owen wtf. David James a complete and utter plum. Gary Neville has raised the bar and even carra when you work out what he's said. They give you a genuine insight into the game, that the layman won't see. Keano's the same, but most if them are like younger lawro and crooks.

Does Glasgoat's "injury table" take into account who is injured? Did Gazza playing today give us 2 points as both kelv and Artur were missing, or 1 point because you only play one keeper. Also does an injury to jos and lovren count as the same. If so, that's clearly nonsense. The way I look at it you could have your first team play every game with 6 of the stiffs injured each week and be top of the amazing "injury table" despite having a full team every week with none injured. Therefore, I've come to the conclusion that this table is a pointless waste of time.

I hope the club aren't scrimping on the away end decorating to fund this.

Today was probably his best performance in a saints shirt. He was still shocking, but he did manage to actually save a couple. Today I would put him in the "he's a useless keeper" bag whereas normally its " has he ever played in nets before". Normally its shot-goal in between cock Ups. Today he did look like a keeper, a ****ie one , but that's an improvement Its not the guys fault , its the clubs. They knew AB seems a bit injury prone and that super kelv is knocking on a bit so they should have got someone in during the window.

I remember the 70's as well and we were lied to . The EU is nothing like the EEC . Clegg whilst defending his position said that powers were not the British parliaments to give away but the people's. He said that it was "only right" that any transfer of power should be agreed via a referendum. As powers have been given away since the last vote it is "only right" to allow the British people a say on the EU as it is now. To try and blame the media is just nonsense. Only the express has called for withdrawal, the others either parrot camerons laughable "renegotiate" line or are pro European. That loon Toynbee was on a podcast saying that clegg should have said "leaving Europe would be so diasterous for the nation that we can not give the people a vote and risk them voting out". That's what people like clegg, really think but they use weasel words to twist the truth and scare people. They play the people for fools and the "peoples army" have had enough.

He met pap

Everything was against us today, keeper injured , our quickest attacking player injured and a shocker from the lino. Once jrod went off they could squeeze up and restrict the space for Adam and Rickie to ghost in to. That ****ing skate James needs an Osvaldo kiss.

Complete horseshiete I side with Scot nats on 53% of issues and all I did was answer that they should **** off and leave the UK. I also seem to side with the Taffy Taliban 52% of the time.

Its not the country that they hate Bazza, its some of the people in it. Unless you agree with their views they attack and ridicule you. You can't just have a different opinion than them , you hver a different opinion because you are a racist/loon/fantasist/ignorant/mail reader/stuck in the past. They just can not contemplate how anybody can see things differently than them. They don't want to live in Brussels or move to Belgium, they just want the plebs to go away. They claim to rejoice in the diversity of the modern UK,but their diversity and tolerance only applies if you agree with them.

Viking I think its a bit much trying to lecture us about food and now fags. You were the guy who couldn't even wait for a few minutes for his luggage , before lighting up a crafty one in the craphouse. Those in glass houses ECT.

By the time of the debates ukip will have the same number of MPs as the lib/dumbs, labour and Tories. The biggest mistake the establishment can make will be colluding to exclude Nigel from the debate. It will play right into the" people's army fighting the establishment " line. Roll on may, fingers crossed cleggy will lose all his MEP's and come the election they'll be back to 1970 levels. What a disaster they've been in government. Laws fiddling his expenses, CH in clink , Lord fatso running around like Benny hill, cable stabbing cleggy in the back , its like "Carry on Westminster" .Sandal wearers get one shot at power and its with a Tory toff and they destroyed themselves. Lol.

"I agree with Wes." Clegg tried the new labour trick of taking stuff out of context and trying to ram it hope. Luckily the people are seeing beyond that. Some of his claims about Nigel were ludicrous, particularly the "tax payer funded EU job, who on earth advised that? It was as if he planned it all in advance and was unable to think on his feet. It was like a little voice in his head saying " dont forget gay marriage" and " remember the WG Grace joke". Its done for Clegg , the knives will be out. He's handed Ukip the momentum by agreeing to the debate. He's toast when the EU results come in.

Make no mistake Nigel will have the establishment running scared tonight because Clegg brought out the old cliches, lies and slurs and they just didn't register. When a third of your supporters think the other side won, you're in big trouble. This wasn't a debate held in the centre but a debate from fundamental ends of the divide. It was in or out , for a third of lib/dumbs to side with a Ukip leader is unbelievable. Clegg throw the normal rubbish, 3 million jobs, isolating ourselves, not many laws, need a referendum only when traety change, the out voters are stuck in the past, the same old rubbish we've heard for years and the people didn't believe him. He then tried to smear ukip and Nigel and the people didn't believe him. The establishments tactics were there for all to see and they were rejected. Cleggs performance tonight was pitiful. The only person happier than a Kipper tonightis Vince cable. Roll on the European elections when the peoples army sticks it to the man again. For those banging on about ukips other policies , its very simple. This was a debate about in or out of the EU. That's what Clegg challanged Nigel to. Clegg tried to bring in gay marriages a other stuff, Nigel kept to the brief and its clear Clegg seriously cocked up. If people want to hear ukips views on other policy areas I presume they'll want him involved in Westminster debates before the next election.

Nigel nailed him. As I said earlier in the thread, the more people see clegg the less they like him. Love all the lib/dumbs trying to spin. Clegg did not answer many questions, attacked Nigel instead of sticking up for what he believed in. Nigel has had the whole establishment throwing shiete at him all week and he creamed it. Love it. " The people's army"

Do me a favour, there can't be a person over the age of 12 that isn't aware booze,fags and some food is bad for you. Why do we need people paid to tell us the bleeding obvious. Next it'll be "dont play on the motorways,you may get run over". Tell people in schools ,instead of bothering grown adults with this nonsense. Units of alcohol, what's all that nonsense about? Bloody do gooders trying to turn us all into metro sexuals. If some numpty goes hiking and breaks an ankle the NHS looks after him,if some sandal wearer falls off their iron horse riding to work, they get treated. If I want to drink too much, eat too much and generally enjoy my short time in this earth, I dont need nobody lecturing me. 7 a day, my arse, looks at Keith Richards, he's fitter than most lettuce lovers.

I'm ****ing sick to death of do gooders and governments telling me what is good for me and what isn't. What is the point in Food tech at schools if they then have to spend Government money on "information"? I know drinking too much, smoking and eating certain food does me no good, I don't need telling every 5 ****ing minutes.

"Of the 20th century" . Dear god.

If they do stay up Andy Awful will be hailed as the man who inspired the great escape. This will mean they'll keep him in charge until about Dec when they suddenly realise hes a clueless plum and sack him. Starting with Awful in charge next season will ensure another few months of laughter.

Wow, just wow. Newcastle got lucky today, even if it was 6/7 they would have breathed a sigh of relief. With a bit of luck it really could have been 10. Chambers played so well. Adam , a normal game for him, brilliant. Rickie was different class, his touch and vision was sublime.

Can't believe we were on so late, can't believe the clowns don't understand the importance of the 8th 9th place struggle. FFS......

Its better than cleggs at Westminster.

Arrogance is right. Two things I hope Nigel brings up on weds ; the way people are forced to vote again after a defeat and the fact that the EU is so corrupt its aduditors haven't signed off its accounts for 20 odd years.

The establishment portrayed Bill Cash and other Maastricht rebels as loons and nutters, but they were right and chmps like Hestletine and Clarke wrong. Starting with grocer Heath all Tory leaders have abandoned the British peoples rights and played fast and loose with our sovereignty. Even Thatch said one thing in public but in reality did another. The great shame is that labour did an about turn and instaed of sticking up for British workers went native and are now nearly as loony as the lib/dumbs when it comes to Europe.

Tony managed to pizz over the bus, Froggie struggled with that. I bet his mates were impressed when he bragged "I pizzed near the Southampton bus".