Dark Munster

You can bet your house on it. Now where's that deed to my house ....

Oh great, Aubamayang is on another goal drought. We all know how that ends.

Which begs the question, why after 4 years is he still with the club?

I'm sure this was mentioned in the Brighton game thread, but the ref yesterday was beyond incompetent. Not just the Brighton players he didn't book for dirty fouls, but even worse were the yellows for Mo E's perfectly good tackle, and Salisu for holding the ball for a second and then lobbing it back to the area of the free kick. And that will result in a f**king suspension. Being a yellow, no appeals allowed of course.

Redmond on the right >>>>> Redmond on the left

That aged well!

Hey, better than McArthur.

What's your goals per minutes played ratio?

Doesn't sat nav or Google maps give the fastest route?

Aspartame? My body says no thanks. Great thread title BTW. 👍

If true I'd happily take a draw if offered it now. That's a really strong looking team. And they'd have Iheanacho on the bench.

Depressing isn’t it? 😀

Disaster it is then. I can see the idea, attack best form of defense. But not against this rampant Liverpool team. I hope one of the strikers is replaced by KWP at half time, and try to keep it below 6.

Well I'll certainly celebrate if we draw this weekend.

Umm, it could be worse.....

No it's Elyuseless. This is Lucy (not sure about the alien part).

<Hands up> But I wouldn't have taken it just before kick off yesterday, and certainly not 4 minutes after kick off. 🙁

I think Ralph pushed for his signing, so now picks him through stubbornness and in a desperate attempt to justify that awful decision.

Absolutely, and it's been clear for ages. I wish Ralph could figure out what's bleeding obvious to all of us.

It may be me, but it seems that players who score own goals often make amends by also scoring at the right end. Chris Nicholl once took this to an extreme by scoring all four goals in a 2-2 draw (when playing for Villa).

Fixed it for you!

Oh my God, I hope no-one shows him my post. I'm not sure if he'll be able to handle it. 😀

Because I have no German or Brazilian relatives. My mother's Dutch so I do cheer on Netherlands, behind England. Next question?

Not vitriol, just frustration from a selfish point of view! He'll be fine, probably retire a billionaire in his thirties, with a shit load of trophies won with a club like Man City or Real Madrid. But he's almost guaranteed to miss out on the biggest prize of all, maybe never even play in any final tournament. Unlike Klose for example, who didn't speak of word of German until he was 8, but went on to 2 World Cup finals, winning one. Also one of the greatest goal scorers in WC history. He chose Germany as the country that could win something.

I see Norway have again failed to qualify for the finals of a major tournament. I hope Haaland and his Dad enjoy watching England playing in Qatar on TV next year.