Dark Munster

Even worse is Haaland choosing Norway over England. 🙁

I think we all are bewildered. I wonder why he picks him......

Who says Burnley matches are boring? It’s been a cracking match so far.

A nice tweet indeed, but I think the £8 million makes him feel even better! In fairness, Bruce does seem a decent person, I remember him being very gracious in defeat against us (when he was with Hull).

Instigating a plethora of corny jokes?

Cheers, forgot about that.

Some of his long passing was Vestergaard-esque. But fortunately, not his defending.

You were expecting 28 points from our first 8 matches? I admire your optimism.

I thought is was 6 points better off, but maybe I'm miscounting. Didn't we lose all the corresponding fixtures last season, except Chelsea away where we got a draw?

Maybe he's predicting a future pandemic where the virus only affects males, 90% of whom are wiped out?

Hopefully Theo is wide enough to be sitting in the stands.

The club have recently being doing ok in the transfer market, but the Walcott and Long contracts are back to the Dr. Bunsen and Wee Ross level idiocies. I wonder how much input Ralph had with these teacher pet signings?

Are you sure they'd choose us over Everton?

Well both are in the team. So it will be an interesting battle between them for being the most crap.

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/58731216 "Only seven clubs' squads are more than 50% fully vaccinated, so we have a way to go..." Unfuckingbelievable.

At least he got close to him. Jack Stephens was miles away, just ball watching.

What an exciting/nervous finish. Lancs lose 4th just before tea. They need 78, Hants need the 6 wickets. About 50-50 at this stage? At least now the Warks match is irrelevant and Hants can’t lose the title by half a point.

Could be academic if Warks get their 4th batting point. Then no one can catch them if they go on to win (which is very possible given how Somerset are currently playing).

It takes Trousers 12 and a half days to achieve that.

Well that's a classic good news/bad news.

Adding insult to injury, I think in those days it was 0 points for a wash out draw. Ridiculous.

"We scored 16 goals in the last three games here. I'd like more people to come on Saturday. We will be tired. Southampton are so dangerous. I invite all our people to come 3pm to watch our game." 🤣 That's right Pep, especially Redmond.

But still no sign of Seaborne.