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He was at fault for the West Ham goal.

Ings would’ve buried that

Hats off the Hants this season. They’ve come back from the dead more often than Dracula.

What the hell is going on with Seaborne? He's been out for what seems like an eternity and not a peep from the club. The silence is deafening, we fans deserve to know.

Surprised there haven't been more comments about the match in progress. It's on a knife edge, with the tail enders doing a good job of setting up semi-decent total. Assuming the weather holds this will almost certainly end in a win for one team or the other. If Hants win and they are still in with a chance of winning the title. Lose and it's all but over.

JWP would've buried that.

He saved us from relegation after essentially taking over from the useless, overrated, incompetent Souness who more or less gave up managing us half way through the season.

Wow! Incredible! That was a microcosm of the season: they looked dead and buried for most of the match, and then made a miraculous comeback! Throw in the 8-0 and it's been a great day!

Sigh. Please stop lumping in a decent manager, who made a silk purse out of pigs' ears, with a dinosaur and a clown.

I like him too. He's clearly got tons of skill, very enthusiastic and always gives 100%. End product often frustrating, let's hope he can sort that out this season.

Relegation battles that see us barely survive may be fun to look back on after a few years, but are horrible at the time. Give me a boring mid-table finish any time.

As others have said, he looks worryingly like a Hoedt Mk II. Hopefully not of course, but if he does sign I wonder if they can include a being-an-arsehole get out clause?

He's normally an idiot indeed. Didn't he finish bottom of the Euro 2020 prediction league against his colleagues? And against his clueless guests for the PL he struggles to beat them 50% of the time. Having said that, it's hard to argue against anything he said above, other than 0-2 is being kind to us!

Were you able to get your door fixed, Lord D?

It was fun on the way up. Horrible on the way down.

He could've been one of our best ever if he hadn't spent so much time in the treatment room.

To compromise how about keeping Ralph (so no payoff) AND bringing in a second manager. Ralph manages the first halves, stays in the dressing room at half time and has a nice cup of tea, and the new one takes over for the second halves. I'm surprised no one has thought of it.

This is like the start of last season, only wins/losses, no draws. Have the Yanks taken over running the PL?

Interesting, thanks. Good luck with the season for your team.

In fairness with Vince, Dawson and Crane missing they didn't have much of a chance in this competition.

I'm beginning to like Chelsea.

Absolutely this. As many have said, we desperately need to find a goal scoring replacement. Of course the club knows this, but an affordable, reliable PL level goal scorer is as rare as hens' teeth. Hopefully a miracle can happen, but if not we're fucked.