Scummer

Well they've done the first bit (manager leaves so replace him with someone already at the club), now they just need to take the second action and bring in someone who has a chance of keeping us up.

What you suggest doesn't require job rotation, it simply needs the manager/head coach to shuffle his arse along to reserve matches.

Has anyone noticed that the release date is April 1st? Think it's a con myself.

You think Poortvliet should have stayed? Our problems are nothing to do with the style of play. You can have success playing decent football, you can have success playing hoofball, you're unlikely to have success if you appoint managers who haven't got a clue.

He ought to have some affinity, after all he did play for us.

Is her hot tub in the front garden?

The taste of unfresh snatch isn't quite so nice though.

I used to have two lesbians living opposite me. They weren't what I imagined lesbians to look like either. Anyone would think they only turn to rug munching because they can't pull blokes or something.

He doesn't say a Friday before a match on Saturday, he said Friday if there's training on Saturday.

And of course, our record when it comes to correcting players' bad attitudes is fantastic isn't it.

Of course we would........

People in Brum obviously aren't as keen on the Killers as those in Cardiff. Incidentally, why did she buy tickets for two different locations? Does she really really love them?

I heard Beattie has had a bustup at Stoke, and is coming down here on loan.

Maybe we could have a poll.

That's because a Burnley player introduced football to Brazil.

I think I'd have to agree with Stanley in that crowds would have plummeted if Lowe hadn't gone.

I thought we were talking about Bryan, to fill the summer concert slot.

I'm loving this thread.

Strange article, the author doesn't seem to realise that Venables used to manage and own Portsmouth.

Must be a very slow fax machine.

I don't get it. What's this supposed to do?

Recipe for disaster. Isn't Sven a chequebook manager? Pompey have run out of money, and even if they hadn't the transfer window is shut.

To be fair, we aren't really in a position to give up our shirt sponsorship money. Having said that, I didn't think Wednesday were either......

I don't recall any touchline theatrics, I'm not sure where this idea has come from. He wasn't a particularly animated manager.

Jeez it's cringeworthy to read that now. I think they seriously believed that the youth were going to do well in this league.