Scummer

I used to have two lesbians living opposite me. They weren't what I imagined lesbians to look like either. Anyone would think they only turn to rug munching because they can't pull blokes or something.

He doesn't say a Friday before a match on Saturday, he said Friday if there's training on Saturday.

And of course, our record when it comes to correcting players' bad attitudes is fantastic isn't it.

Of course we would........

People in Brum obviously aren't as keen on the Killers as those in Cardiff. Incidentally, why did she buy tickets for two different locations? Does she really really love them?

I heard Beattie has had a bustup at Stoke, and is coming down here on loan.

Maybe we could have a poll.

That's because a Burnley player introduced football to Brazil.

I think I'd have to agree with Stanley in that crowds would have plummeted if Lowe hadn't gone.

I thought we were talking about Bryan, to fill the summer concert slot.

I'm loving this thread.

Strange article, the author doesn't seem to realise that Venables used to manage and own Portsmouth.

Must be a very slow fax machine.

I don't get it. What's this supposed to do?

Recipe for disaster. Isn't Sven a chequebook manager? Pompey have run out of money, and even if they hadn't the transfer window is shut.

To be fair, we aren't really in a position to give up our shirt sponsorship money. Having said that, I didn't think Wednesday were either......

I don't recall any touchline theatrics, I'm not sure where this idea has come from. He wasn't a particularly animated manager.

Jeez it's cringeworthy to read that now. I think they seriously believed that the youth were going to do well in this league.

Yeah I'm pretty sure they were never 'appointed'. Definitely no press conference etc, I always saw them as caretakers.

My arse was he playing in midlfield.

Well, for starters it wouldn't be very professional. Might even be in breach of some directors code or other if you signed up to future expenses for your company when you knew you were about to leave. I'm not even sure Pearsons contract was up, I heard there was a break clause in there at the end of the season, and it's that that Lowe invoked.

Simple. Some people like him, some don't.

What were Liverpool moaning about after the goal? As I'd missed the previous minute I had no idea.

I'm sure I remember Jonah coming on here last season saying that Lowe and Wilde were awful people for trying to destabilise the club whilst it was fighting a relegation battle. You could barely stop him talking about it.