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Maquis tried to bring down Yoshida, falls over, Yoshie gets yellow.

Chaplow suffering from Ring Rustyness according to the 'tater

Pelle deserved that goal ANd Longy.....hahahahaha Shame they didn't score Only a matter of time for Pelle, surely?

Jackie Cork.............................There is only one Jack Cork.

oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Shame

Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......................Tadic Thats batter Better

Thats better, Much improved..............by Millwall

Looks like Jackie Cork is coming on

I reckon they should have put JROd on tonight. Even on Crutches he would be better. Bloody Hell.

Premier League.....we're having a laugh. Championship?......We're having a laugh. League 1? ..........yeh, if we can keep tonights team together for three years.

Good pass to their goalie, Pelle.

Come on Saints.....woeful, wasteful,worrying.

This. Why worry, it's out of our hands. All we can do is moan,groan and support the team we DO have.

What a load of old tosh. We have no attacking gumption it seems. Worried about Pelle and our tactics at the moment. I only hope Ronno can sort it out. Onwards and upwards, at least we didn't lose.

I'm not a surveyor but a Civil Engineer. I can confirm what the others said that it isn't a problem. The yjing to remember is that the utility company has acess rights to the manhole cover, so good advice is to ensure that you never build over it or remove it, or they can smash their way into it. I have experience of working for the Environment Agency and some clever **** built over the chamber, and entering with EA warrented officers and a court order we smased the **** out of his garage slab with a breaker on a mini digger, rebuiolt the camber but left him with a big hole. So no worries, pal.

Played well. Should have been 2-1 up with Davis shot. But a good start and one we can build upon.

Played well. Should have been 2-1 up with Davis shot. But a good start and one we can build upon.

Liverpool Just to stick it up their kazoo.

I thought it was a Chicken-Monkey petting Zoo

Word on the street from Huggy Bear, cousin to Bearsy is there is new five year plan in the offing. Year one - Relegation from the Premiership. Sell a few more players and keep the parachute payment. Replace with 16 year old acadamy players Year Two - Relegation from the Championship Spend 5 million in League one to get the best and brightest from League one and Championship. Win League one, (as daddy, and that nasty little man, didn't do that) and the Johnstones Paint Trophy (just to Equal daddy) Year Three - Promotion to the Championship as Champions of League 1. Spend 20 million on the best and the brightest that we don't already own to go with the best and brightest from League One Year Four - Promotion to the Premiership as Champions of the Championship, (daddy and that horrible little oik didn't do that either) Spend 40 million to stay in the Premiership and finish above 17. Use 16 year old acadamy players to bolster team. Year Five - Sell,Sell, Sell Those players that set us back 5 million are worth at least 60 million, the players that cost 20 million must be woth 60 million also, and the 40 million players will break even so, 100 million now 100 million + 6 million + 4 million = 110 million Spend 65 million = 45 million in the bank 45 million plus 140 million is 185 million. A tidy profit and no mistake. But there will be no more fans except a loyal two to three humdread, but what does it matter, they are not the primary revenue stream any more. There you go, football club management as taught by the Dell Boy school of Managing yer actual footty ball Club.

You're one of those people that winge about roadworks and that it should be done at night, when 90 % of roadworks are done at night. Get a grip. There were two choices. 1) The player wnats to leave so get a very good price for him, inflated even. We are quids in and can replace as well. 2) Make the player stay here. They won't play for us ever again,(literally and figuratively) until their contract runs out and they leave on a free, and IF you make them play, what sort of shift will they put in? AND you will have to replace them as they are playing ****e, so that costs, plus paying two sets of wages. Loss of quite a bit of cash. BUT, we can still say that Lallana and Shaw and Louvren play for us, or should that be they are Southampton players.

'And can't believ it. Where was Lamberts head? A quick pass from Shneiderland to David and into the box and Rickie Lambert must have forgotten his transfer as he slips it passed Brad Jones to give Saints a 3-2 lead in the 92nd minute. Brendan Rodgers has a last roll of the dice taking Lallana off for Steve Gerrard. There are boos from all four corners of St Mary's standium as Lallana walks off, not knowing who to applaud. And we are off again, and Wanyama takles Graard on the half way line a slips it to Ward Prowse, who moves up the field. And it's over to Jay Rodriguez who scores a shocking long range shot from outside the area. Louvren, another former Saint, is waving for off side but it looks like Louvren and Toure got confused and actually played Rodriguez on side.And that's it, that's the Dutch cap on the day, Southampton walk away the winners today 4-2. '

He wouldn't even get into the sainst team now.

First impressions? Came across well, answered questions straight forward and honestly, wish he had said something like, 'Suarez ish a shaintz player? rilly?' just as a wind up, but aswered the questions honestly. Good to hear about Pelle, guess Koey is close to him. Answered about Ossie that he wasn't here when all the shi'ite happened between him and Fonte, and he has a contract, so needs to come back. Seems he's dealing with what he has and will take control on btransfers now.