ErwinK1961

No.

Oh I don't know, I reckon I could trump you.

This for me. As sad as it is, if he has lost the dressing room there's only one way that can go. Players hold all the power.

Just did, turns out I can read perfectly well thanks.

Absolute bolleaux. They have been perfectly adequate back passes, but he either controls it onto his 'weaker' left foot to kick, or rushes it first time and fluffs it. He's just not very comfortable kicking. And it's clearly not a scapegoat issue, somethings not right with him at the moment. Being a 6ft 7inch goalkeeper that has no presence is a significant achievement.

Actually coming off his line at some point would be a start. Never seen such a big goalkeeper be so afraid of venturing out of his six yard box.

http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38450944

Deluded.

Only I.Branfoot (25 in 1993), O.Coyle (25 in 2011) & J.Lyall (23 in 1994) lost more PL games in a year than Alan Pardew (22) in 2016. Had to get that in!

Hey Asshat, shake my hand!

Can't imagine this would be a signing for January, he only joined them in the summer!

I wonder if Watford wish they'd taken the £37.5m for Ighalo?

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I thought he scored it but the keeper should have saved it?

It's amazing what you can 'prove' when you cherry pick statistics, isn't it mate?

Good to see some serious thought went into the design.

Looks like new kit being announced...

Are you ITK on this?

I reckon I can predict half the scoreline.

And Hull...

Poor lad will get the s**t kicked out of him!

Both I think. The second half of last season played to his strengths - getting the ball forward as quickly as possible to him, stretching defences, forcing defenders into errors - the space he created also helped Tadic and Mane create chances for him. He was also on possibly the best hot streak of his career and the confidence was flowing, hence scoring goals like Newcastle at home last season. This year I don't think we play to his strengths - our forward / build up play is a lot more technical and 'patient' which I don't think suits him at all. You can also see he seems completely devoid of any confidence - it's like he's concerned he'll only get one chance and must take it, whereas last year he knew he'd likely get several in a game. Still a valuable asset for us, but probably wont see the best of him unless we change out style, which aint going to happen.

Was that before or after Alan Brazil said that John Terry would be a perfect replacement for VVD?!

Fairly sure Dusic is Saint Charlie