dubai_phil Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 Oh God stop it FFS There was a moron upon twitter Who’s responses made many feel bitter He screwed up his facts Got up everyone’s backs And turned poor old Joe to a Quitter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 whats this poets friggin corner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 (edited) There once was a 'journo' called Allen Whose literary skills were barren He huffed and he puffed 'Til the scummers were chuffed But he still talks sh1te by the gallon Edited 21 February, 2013 by trousers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 whats this poets friggin corner? A good opener. Another 4 lines and you'll have it cracked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 A good opener. Another 4 lines and you'll have it cracked. good one lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 The best so far I agree! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 Poets corner this is not we're showing our disdain for the blue lot they borrow to build a team South Coast bragging rights is their dream and TCWTB should be shot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 whats this poets friggin corner? What's this poets friggin corner? The discussion's the skates being out of order For after four and a half years ...and wayyy too many beers! Their club is a lamb to the slaughter... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 The fans are acclaimed as the best But no money still to invest Paying tax is a sin And so is a win No way that they'll pass that damn test Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 There's a great crowd of hundreds that sings, There's a chap* with a bell that he rings. But in all the court cases, Balu holds the aces. And the Grim Reaper waits in the wings. * Yes, I know - but this is a family limerick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 There once was a chap with a bell Who had a tale to tell Of the club that once burned More money then ever earned And now bound for footballing hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 Enough money to source a c.£2m loan to a football club but not enough money to prevent a council tax rise.... ah, the hypocritical politics of Cloud Pompey Land.... http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/local/council-tax-increases-welcomed-1-4810706 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torres Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 Portsmouth Football Club - Funded By Taxpayers Since 2009. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wurzel Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 Over five million views on this thread Yet still the skate b@st@rds aren't dead No arrests have been made And no creditors paid But we'll carry on warming the bread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sevvy Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 PFC lived life to the max, That’s because they paid no tax. Down the leagues the bestest did fall, Let’s pack the park was the call, Now Fratton Park had plenty of space, As they sank down the league without a trace, PUP was the shout, The CWTB he is a lout, Court cases came and court cases went, The PST team had hardy a cent, Chinny has said he wants his cash, If he gets his money he’ll be off in a flash, Agent Birch has done his Job, To keep away the hungry mob, Down to league two its odds on to go, For the bestest fans it’s a bit of a blow, Crowds will dwindle that’s for sure, The bestest fans will be demure, The ground will become a new superstore, Poor old Fratton will be no more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 Over five million views on this thread Yet still the skate b@st@rds aren't dead No arrests have been made And no creditors paid But we'll carry on warming the bread *like* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torres Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 There are some awful poets here - I never realised the thread was so popular with Vogons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZepSaint Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 There are some awful poets here - I never realised the thread was so popular with Vogons. Own up ....................who else here had to Google what the feck a Vogon was ? :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 Deluded, inbred and no shame Their sister is seen as fair game, The cheats won a cup But f*cked it all up, And everyone else is to blame. Another reason as well Why they should all go to hell, Not only the cheating Tax-dodging and bleating, But that f**king c**t with the bell! Superb! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 Own up ....................who else here had to Google what the feck a Vogon was ? :-) How young are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedg Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 Right, nearly 10:30. I assume there are TV trucks outside the court, live blogging on the major news sites for a court case involving such a big club... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andysstuff Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 Not even a live feed on the news site #confused Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/at-last-pompey-are-back-home-1-4810246 He said: ‘We needed somewhere to train, put the idea to them (Cockleshell Community Sports Club) and they’ve worked diligently with (administrators) PKF to make sure everything is legally done.‘That was one of the hold ups – but it’s done now. ‘It just shows the spirit the city has. It’s probably the fans rubbing off on the community. Fans rubbing off on the community? The spirit of Avram lives on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZepSaint Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 How young are you? 42 Unfortunately, buy my memories ****e ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilippineSaint Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 Deluded, inbred and no shame Their sister is seen as fair game, The cheats won a cup But f*cked it all up, And everyone else is to blame. Another reason as well Why they should all go to hell, Not only the cheating Tax-dodging and bleating, But that f**king c**t with the bell! If we are voting for a winner this gets my vote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 Amusing to observe the number of Pompey fan tweets this morning lauding the "Pompey 2 Barcelona 0" result last night with no hint of irony that its these very players that kick-started Pompey's downfall and contributed to Pompey's current financial rot. Not the brightest bunch down there ("tell us something we don't already know Trousers") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andysstuff Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 42 Unfortunately, buy my memories ****e ! With a number like that, you should remember! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 42 Unfortunately, buy my memories ****e ! 42 is indeed the right answer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rpb Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 With a number like that, you should remember! Where's the 'Like' button gone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilippineSaint Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 42 Unfortunately, buy my memories ****e ! Most of us know what you did there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint si Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 Amusing to observe the number of Pompey fan tweets this morning lauding the "Pompey 2 Barcelona 0" result last night with no hint of irony that its these very players that kick-started Pompey's downfall and contributed to Pompey's current financial rot. Not the brightest bunch down there ("tell us something we don't already know Trousers") "Pompey boys" in the good times; money-grabbing villains in the bad... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 Portsmouth FC @officialpompey Jeff Stelling's sign-off: "It's a victory made in #Pompey" Mark Littlewood @MarkJLittlewood I think Stelling's sign off should have been "It's a victory made in#Pompey.....and paid for by the British taxpayer" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andysstuff Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 http://www.fansnetwork.co.uk/football/portsmouth/fb_news.php?storyid=31475#.USXy5WvXm6o.twitter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 @NabilHassan79: #pompey Administrators of the club confirm that the case to decide Fratton Park valuation will be heard by 19 April at the latest. FFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 @NabilHassan79: #pompey Administrators of the club confirm that the case to decide Fratton Park valuation will be heard by 19 April at the latest. FFS And when is the deadline for their league membership getting revoked? That's cutting it mighty fine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shroppie Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 Over five million views on this thread Yet still the skate b@st@rds aren't dead No arrests have been made And no creditors paid But we'll carry on warming the bread :like too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 Bryan Swanson @skysports_bryan PKF: "Correspondence exchanged between Football League & Portpin.. lead to some ambiguity.. that no other bid would be considered.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andysstuff Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 @NabilHassan79: #pompey Administrators of the club confirm that the case to decide Fratton Park valuation will be heard by 19 April at the latest. FFS Still no definitive date then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 And when is the deadline for their league membership getting revoked? That's cutting it mighty fine! 29th April IIRC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedg Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 @NabilHassan79: #pompey Administrators of the club confirm that the case to decide Fratton Park valuation will be heard by 19 April at the latest. FFS All I want for a 50th birthday present is....... (yep that the 19th...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 Nabil Hassan @NabilHassan79 PKF: "The court was made aware correspondence has been exchanged between Football League & Portpin which seems to lead to some ambiguity with the League's previous public statements no other bid would be considered at this late stage. We'll be seeking clarification from the League as a matter of urgency Nabil Hassan @NabilHassan79 PKF: "We hope that, in the next few days, the court will be able to set a specific date for this hearing." #pompey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 "Someone" doesn't want this court case to take place, do they? #delaytactics #smokescreen Cue Farmery announcing the this further delay is good for the PDT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andysstuff Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 So, as speculated on here, the FL may consider another bid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 http://www.pkf.co.uk/pkf/news/football_industry/portsmouth_fc_-_update&goto=2&Category=News%20%5E%20views&Subcategory=Press%20releases [h=1]Portsmouth FC - update[/h] 21 February 2013: A spokesman for PKF said: “We are pressing ahead with the case that is seeking the court’s consent for the disposal of Fratton Park to the PST. "The court has this morning confirmed that the case will be heard by 19 April at the latest, which will enable us to meet the Football League's deadline for the sale of the club, subject to a favourable ruling. We hope that, in the next few days, the court will be able to set a specific date for this hearing. "The court was also made aware that correspondence has been exchanged between the Football League and Portpin which seems to lead to some ambiguity with the League's previous public statements that no other bid would be considered at this late stage. We will be seeking clarification from the League as a matter of urgency." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrek Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 [The End?] The saga has strained my router, Coffee has covered the computer, Soon they'll be dead, We'll archive this thread, But we'll never forget the scooter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torres Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 And when is the deadline for their league membership getting revoked? That's cutting it mighty fine! And what a shame it would be if Portpin lost but were given leave to appeal and that appeal couldn't be heard until early May? Wouldn't that be convenient for PKF and Portpin but mightily unfortunate for the PST? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guan 2.0 Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 There was a small group of fans, Who announced 'we're the best in the land' But couldn't be fucked To ever turn up And you can count their crowds on one hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 And what a shame it would be if Portpin lost but were given leave to appeal and that appeal couldn't be heard until early May? Wouldn't that be convenient for PKF and Portpin but mightily unfortunate for the PST? Do any of our legal eagles on here know for sure whether Portpin would automatically have the right to appeal if the court agrees with the Trust's valuation? If it's a certainty that they have that legal right then it's "game over", surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 The question is....why do PKF feel they need further clarification from the Football League when the Football League have made it 100% clear (twice) that they won't entertain any other bid. It's almost as if PKF don't want it to go to court.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZepSaint Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 42 Unfortunately, buy my memories ****e ! Most of us know what you did there I wish I was that intelligent ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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