Saintandy666 Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 http://public.web.cern.ch/Public/Welcome.html http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lhc#Construction_accidents_and_delays First time next wednesday, while the proper business starts 21st of october. The accelerator will be switched on pretty soon, and they hope to recreate the conditions at the start of the big bang and then we can 'unlock the secrets of the universe'. However, in the process of this thousands of little black holes will be created. Now according to a theory, they should fizzle up before they get to any size but there is a small chance they could expand and swallow us all up. Sounds pretty dogey to me, how they can play russian roulette with the planet. But I guess it should technically be alright. So what do you think... good research or unessesary risk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 And you can watch it live on TV, too. If you've got access to Eutelsat, that is. http://lhc-first-beam.web.cern.ch/lhc-first-beam/satellite.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 Ah feck, i'll be at work. I won't even know if we die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 On a serious note, is there HONESTLY a chance these black holes could expand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 On a serious note, is there HONESTLY a chance these black holes could expand? The best brains in the world, including Stephen Hawking, reckon not. So cross your fingers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 The best brains in the world, including Stephen Hawking, reckon not. So cross your fingers... He's probably already got his invincible ship ready with all the cloning equipment on board ready for his super clone race. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 If it goes belly up they'll not even get a chance to tell us. And we'd only find out a few seconds later, although we'll not realise it! 'Don't panic Mr. Mainwaring!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 Cool its my birthday October 20th, so i may as well drink petrol or summit, good times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmel Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 Cool its my birthday October 20th, so i may as well drink petrol or summit, good times Cheaper to drink a fine wine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 Cheaper to drink a fine wine than scifer it out of a car? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 than scifer it out of a car? WTF is scifer? Me thinks you mean syphon. Dear lord.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 WTF is scifer? Me thinks you mean syphon. Dear lord.... screw you man. its not a word i use/spell often Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 screw you man. its not a word i use/spell often I don't use the word haemophiliac very often but I spelt it fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 I don't use the word haemophiliac very often but I spelt it fine. i wish i was you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 I wish I could scifer petrol out of a car. Could you teach me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintandy666 Posted 4 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 4 September, 2008 Ok, I think the full blast may be happening 10th september... so unlucky birthday man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 The day before 9/11. The universe has strange ideas about fate.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintandy666 Posted 4 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 4 September, 2008 The day before 9/11. The universe has strange ideas about fate.... Well, let's just hope we can trust Stephen Hawking, because it's his theory that these black holes will disintegrate. Our lives are in his hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 Well, let's just hope we can trust Stephen Hawking, because it's his theory that these black holes will disintegrate. Our lives are in his hands. This leaves things open for soooo many jokes.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedArmy Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 Wouldn't it be ironic if the world ended whilst trying to understand how it started. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheaf Saint Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 With all due respect to Stephen Hawking - how the fvck does he know what will happen when they switch this thing on. Has he ever created black holes before? I think not. Seems to me there are too many unknown unknowns in this situation. It's all very well trying to understand how the world was created, but it will all be pointless if they end up destroying it in the process. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 With all due respect to Stephen Hawking - how the fvck does he know what will happen when they switch this thing on. Has he ever created black holes before? I think not. Seems to me there are too many unknown unknowns in this situation. It's all very well trying to understand how the world was created, but it will all be pointless if they end up destroying it in the process. This is 100% correct. No-one has the slightest idea what will happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 Wouldn't it be ironic if the world ended whilst trying to understand how it started. Yeah, cosmic... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint lard Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 On a serious note, is there HONESTLY a chance these black holes could expand? Well,i knew a girl once who coul........oh sorry,wrong hole.....again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadeem Hardison Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 Manchester City fans will be gutted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Landrew Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 [/b] Well,i knew a girl once who coul........oh sorry,wrong hole.....again. If this was TMS I'd be saying Rule 1. But as it's not I'll say, leave that sort of comment for TMS. Eh..? But back to the topic: http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00dccnr/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 With all due respect to Stephen Hawking - how the fvck does he know what will happen when they switch this thing on. Has he ever created black holes before? I think not. Seems to me there are too many unknown unknowns in this situation. It's all very well trying to understand how the world was created, but it will all be pointless if they end up destroying it in the process. If there weren't such progressive thinkers and enquiring minds in the world we'd still be living in caves and worshipping the lightning God or whatever. Look at it this way; if the world does disappear, we had a good innings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PES Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 Manchester City fans will be gutted. LOL! Brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 I love this "waste of money" machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 I did warn ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sotonianproud Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 If this was TMS I'd be saying Rule 1. But as it's not I'll say, leave that sort of comment for TMS. Eh..? But back to the topic: http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00dccnr/ Another great idea, right up there with the Atom bomb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 This worries me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyer Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 The best brains in the world, including Stephen Hawking, reckon not. So cross your fingers... The best brains in the world know that is the right answer to say, after all, if you are wrong, there will be nobody left to point out your mistake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 Two things will happen 1) It will be delayed and delayed until the world ends some other way 2)It wont work or prove anything other than it was a waste of money and there are far more important things for scientist to be blowing millions and millions on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 The best brains in the world know that is the right answer to say, after all, if you are wrong, there will be nobody left to point out your mistake. At least we won't know anything about it if it happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 Some people think it will launch an era of time travel. Better get someone over there so he can go back and stop the reverse takeover. I'm happy that you lot are MUCH closer to it. You'll just get vapourised instantly. As for us down here we'll simply be instantly vapourised Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 If I win the euromillions tonight and the world ends vaporizing all my money, do you think this laboratory will compensate me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James_O_Mac Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 I read an article on this in the times or something thereof not so long ago...did u know one of the inventors was the keyboardist for d-ream - the ones who sang 'things can only get better' - i am not even joking. IRONY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 Other scientists are trying to close the experiment down. There's a court hearing this week. Apparently, they have conclusive evidence, that it may very well turn out disastrous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 If I win the euromillions tonight and the world ends vaporizing all my money, do you think this laboratory will compensate me? Of course it will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Um Bongo Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 To be honest, even if it goes tits up, we ain't gonna know about it. One minute we'll be here, the next *poof* gone. And would we all die? I dont know how black holes work. Where would we go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 To be honest, even if it goes tits up, we ain't gonna know about it. One minute we'll be here, the next *poof* gone. And would we all die? I don't know how black holes work. Where would we go? Ah, well, there you go. Lots of theories of course but no real answers. Maybe a black hole is a connection between two points in the universe or even an inter dimensional rift. If we're lucky, it could even be the gateway to hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 If we're lucky, it could even be the gateway to hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
equalizer Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 Lets stay on topic! We're talking black holes, not s**tholes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tac-tics Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 Oh fookk!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 Ah, well, there you go. Lots of theories of course but no real answers. Maybe a black hole is a connection between two points in the universe or even an inter dimensional rift. If we're lucky, it could even be the gateway to hell. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Get them to switch it off, no way we could cope with hell - having to be a sk*te season ticket holder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 Ok, I think the full blast may be happening 10th september... so unlucky birthday man. B0llocks, the day after the takeover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 B0llocks, the day after the takeover. Don't be so silly, that's a tuesday. Everyone knows the real action is on fridays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 B0llocks, the day after the takeover. Don't be so silly, that's a tuesday. Everyone knows the real action is on fridays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 Don't be so silly, that's a tuesday. Everyone knows the real action is on fridays. Not with the new group - Friday is a weekend in the Far East Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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