.comsaint Posted 16 August, 2009 Share Posted 16 August, 2009 from the match yesterday: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Block 5 Posted 16 August, 2009 Share Posted 16 August, 2009 Knocking your kids down with this bowling ball is so much fun, Alan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ottery st mary Posted 16 August, 2009 Share Posted 16 August, 2009 from the match yesterday: Clarkey, have a word with your side....The agreement was that they would let us play with the ball sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John B Posted 16 August, 2009 Share Posted 16 August, 2009 from the match yesterday: Pardew has no luck in getting the ball either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 16 August, 2009 Share Posted 16 August, 2009 from the match yesterday: Pardee, My names not sooty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Boy Saint Posted 16 August, 2009 Share Posted 16 August, 2009 Now Ball! Look into my eyes, not around my eyes, into my eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_bert Posted 16 August, 2009 Share Posted 16 August, 2009 from the match yesterday: Hey Wotton! If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingeletiss Posted 16 August, 2009 Share Posted 16 August, 2009 Aye!!!!........and I'll 'ave your other one in my hands, in the second half...you just wait!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 16 August, 2009 Share Posted 16 August, 2009 "WIIIIIIIIILLLSOOOOON!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintRobbie Posted 16 August, 2009 Share Posted 16 August, 2009 from the match yesterday: For my next trick I will spin it around on my nose like a seal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 16 August, 2009 Share Posted 16 August, 2009 from the match yesterday: Lads, remember the ball only has to be THIS height from set pieces to beat Perry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
September Saint Posted 16 August, 2009 Share Posted 16 August, 2009 from the match yesterday: Alas poor Mitre.........I knew him well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CWD Posted 16 August, 2009 Share Posted 16 August, 2009 Look Pards its easy, you just have to feel the music in your bones. Watch me - 1 2 3, 1 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O_RLY Posted 16 August, 2009 Share Posted 16 August, 2009 Lads, remember the ball only has to be THIS height from set pieces to beat Perry lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamKimish Posted 16 August, 2009 Share Posted 16 August, 2009 from the match yesterday: Promotion for Southampton, is it to be or not to be? That is the question ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crispypie Posted 16 August, 2009 Share Posted 16 August, 2009 Hey alan, ask nicely and you can borrow this one at half time to let your lads have look at it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjwills Posted 16 August, 2009 Share Posted 16 August, 2009 Hey Al do you think I can throw it further than that Delap bloke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 16 August, 2009 Share Posted 16 August, 2009 from the match yesterday: Here, Alan; fancy heading this to each other for a while? People will think we're a crack Dutch management duo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 16 August, 2009 Share Posted 16 August, 2009 from the match yesterday: Clarke wins 'World's Flattest Right Toes' contest for 3rd year running Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 16 August, 2009 Share Posted 16 August, 2009 from the match yesterday: Pardew: "It's a good job that Trousers geezer only has three posts a day at the moment. There's only so much devine wit a Southampton Fans message board can stomach in one night" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob the Saint Posted 16 August, 2009 Share Posted 16 August, 2009 from the match yesterday: Man City are so rich now that they provide all the balls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiltshire Saint Posted 16 August, 2009 Share Posted 16 August, 2009 "Here's the ball boys" LOL!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 16 August, 2009 Share Posted 16 August, 2009 Sadly, mine and Wiltshire Saint's suggestions are actually the best. Sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St David Posted 16 August, 2009 Share Posted 16 August, 2009 I know, instead of putting the ball back in play lets use it as a head. Draw a face on it, make a body out of scrunched up news papers. Cover in a Pompey kit and send it down to Fratton Park. It can sit in one of the 3000 EMPTY seats for the first home game of the new season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torrent Of Abuse Posted 16 August, 2009 Share Posted 16 August, 2009 Hey look, Alan, do you like the pose? It's for the new statue out the front. We're going to get some cabinet-maker from down south to make it. He showed me a great one he did of Jimmy Krankee playing volleyball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 16 August, 2009 Share Posted 16 August, 2009 Hey Wotton! If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!! We have a winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H Posted 16 August, 2009 Share Posted 16 August, 2009 from the match yesterday: So your lads are actually using a size 5 this season then Al? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farawaysaint Posted 16 August, 2009 Share Posted 16 August, 2009 from the match yesterday: Pardew thinks "god-damn I wish I was wearing a suit." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 16 August, 2009 Share Posted 16 August, 2009 from the match yesterday: Pardew "let us know when our lads can have the ball back" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 17 August, 2009 Share Posted 17 August, 2009 Scientists discover a new strand of swine flu which causes victims to sneaze footballs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor Posted 17 August, 2009 Share Posted 17 August, 2009 Sadly, mine and Wiltshire Saint's suggestions are actually the best. Sad. Such conceit is certainly 'sad'. I much preferred poor Yorick's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 17 August, 2009 Share Posted 17 August, 2009 I was being sardonic, Horatio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Mullet Posted 17 August, 2009 Share Posted 17 August, 2009 from the match yesterday: "Abrakadabra" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eelpie Posted 17 August, 2009 Share Posted 17 August, 2009 Promotion for Southampton, is it to be or not to be? That is the question ... Survival for Southampton, is it to be.....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HurleyBurley Posted 17 August, 2009 Share Posted 17 August, 2009 from the match yesterday: Pardew: Oi Clarkey, could you stop titting about practicing your Hamlet for Am-Dram club so we can get on with the game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yarb101 Posted 17 August, 2009 Share Posted 17 August, 2009 Hey Al, guess which Saints player's ar$£ I found this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor Posted 17 August, 2009 Share Posted 17 August, 2009 I was being sardonic, Horatio. Sorry, I don't expect sardony on this site! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 17 August, 2009 Share Posted 17 August, 2009 from the match yesterday: Lee Clark confirms appearance on Strictly Come Dancing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dignified_blunderer Posted 17 August, 2009 Share Posted 17 August, 2009 from the match yesterday: Pardew! Did you put glue on this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Navysaint Posted 18 August, 2009 Share Posted 18 August, 2009 For the ladies: Is Pardew onside or offside? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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