RedAndWhite91 Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 Just because it is snowing, doesn't mean you don't have to pick up your dog's sh!t. :mad: For the record, I didn't step in any, but I saw loads today, and it is disgusting. Rant over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 + 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 Cat sh¡t is worse. I never pick up dog scat. Horse turds smell yummy. Fox crap is the daddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 I picked up our dogs crap this morning and popped it into a poo bag.Kept the hands warm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 Chilled dog sh*t is a great snack. It's kind of like a mars bar, but cold on the outside and warm on the inside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 Just because it is snowing, doesn't mean you don't have to pick up your dog's sh!t. Actually it does. There's a little known 12th Century Hampshire by-law blah blah blah.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 A long time ago, when I were a young'un, I used to leave dog crap if it were behind a tree. I got caught by a dog warden, and fined. Now I always pick it up, and hate others that don't. It's gross. I might follow these people home one day and curl one out on their front garden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 6 January, 2010 Author Share Posted 6 January, 2010 My brother, who was 12 at the time, saw a woman let her dog take a dump in the middle of the path, and then walk off. He went up to her and asked her if she'd consider picking it up, and she had a right go at him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 I consider myself a responsible dog owner and always pick up, what I find a pain is having to walk for miles with a bag of smelly sh1te because the council can't be arsed/not financially viable to put dog bins in some areas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 Don't own dogs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 Where I walk my dogs, I don't need to pick up their turds. If on the odd occasion one dog releases a beefy mr whippy on the grass verge, I squat down as if to pick it up and then flick it with the outside of my stan smiths across the hedge and into unknown terriory. I cannot bring myself to pick up a steaming pate log that has just vacated my dogs rectum and is laying there smelling like a cheap cornish pasty bought from a garage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 Dirty Dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 6 January, 2010 Author Share Posted 6 January, 2010 Where I walk my dogs, I don't need to pick up their turds. If on the odd occasion one dog releases a beefy mr whippy on the grass verge, I squat down as if to pick it up and then flick it with the outside of my stan smiths across the hedge and into unknown terriory. I cannot bring myself to pick up a steaming pate log that has just vacated my dogs rectum and is laying there smelling like a cheap cornish pasty bought from a garage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 Cat sh¡t is worse. I never pick up dog scat. Horse turds smell yummy. Fox crap is the daddy. Too bloody true. If I ever catch the mangey bastard who keeps crapping in my porch... and before anyone asks i am pretty sure the culprit is not of romany descent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 (edited) Too bloody true. If I ever catch the mangey bastard who keeps crapping in my porch... Take the key off him ? Edited 6 January, 2010 by Dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiltshire Saint Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 My brother, who was 12 at the time, saw a woman let her dog take a dump in the middle of the path, and then walk off. He went up to her and asked her if she'd consider picking it up, and she had a right go at him. Good, he sounds like a right little c*nt. He needs to learn to respect his elders. If he'd said it to me I would have smacked him round his arrogant little face. I have a dog and I don't care where it sh*ts, as long as it is not in the house or my garden. Anywhere else is fair game. When did we humans descend so far that we have to pick up the sh*t of other animals? If people are that bothered by it then they can pick it up or just do what I do, don't walk in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 6 January, 2010 Author Share Posted 6 January, 2010 I can assure you he's not as much of a c*nt as you are, mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 Good, he sounds like a right little c*nt. He needs to learn to respect his elders. If he'd said it to me I would have smacked him round his arrogant little face. I have a dog and I don't care where it sh*ts, as long as it is not in the house or my garden. Anywhere else is fair game. When did we humans descend so far that we have to pick up the sh*t of other animals? If people are that bothered by it then they can pick it up or just do what I do, don't walk in it. I really hope you're being ironic, otherwise I dispair! Dog turd is absouletly ****ing disgusting, and it is not my fault, nor the rest of the public's that you own a ****ing **** machine. Take some ****ing responsibility and pick it up you disgusting little oik. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 As a dog owner I always clean my s**t up, and the dogs. If I ever see any on the bridges where I walk my dog then I flick it off with my poop scoop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niceandfriendly Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 Good, he sounds like a right little c*nt. He needs to learn to respect his elders. If he'd said it to me I would have smacked him round his arrogant little face. I have a dog and I don't care where it sh*ts, as long as it is not in the house or my garden. Anywhere else is fair game. When did we humans descend so far that we have to pick up the sh*t of other animals? If people are that bothered by it then they can pick it up or just do what I do, don't walk in it. Well, if you're looking at it that way then it's worth noting that "dog" is not an indigenous species, we bred them from wolves and such, so we should pick it up really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 I like to think of myself as a responsible dog owner but refuse to pick up it's 'business' when it is that horrible runny stuff that occasionally vacates his bottom. Instead I cover it with dry leaves or a discarded fast food carton, and thank the good lord that their are selfish scrotes in this world who throw such items away in sucha fashion. ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbul Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 I have a dog and I don't care where it sh*ts, as long as it is not in the house or my garden. Anywhere else is fair game. When did we humans descend so far that we have to pick up the sh*t of other animals? If people are that bothered by it then they can pick it up or just do what I do, don't walk in it. Obviously never played football on a municipal pitch then or played up Southampton Common or Sports Centre or similar when you were younger and had to contend with dog eggs that had been left to get 'trodden in'? Never had to clean dog sh1t off of your football boots or running shoes or trodden it into your carpets if you haven't noticed that you've trodden in it? I hope you were being ironic with your response otherwise you sir, are the biggest tw*t on here. If I see anyone let their dog sh1t on a pavement, on a pitch, playground or other communal space and walk away I have no problem letting them know what a selfish c**t I think they are. A mate of mines Dad noticed some woman let her dog log off onto his path just inside his gate. He picked up the steaming dreadnought with a little coal shovel, caught the woman up and deposited it into her shopping basket (hopefully onto her freshly bought cottage loaf) along with a few choice words in her shell like. Irresponsible dog owners? W*nkers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 A long time ago, when I were a young'un, I used to leave dog crap if it were behind a tree. I got caught by a dog warden, and fined. Now I always pick it up, and hate others that don't. It's gross. I might follow these people home one day and curl one out on their front garden. Why not pick up their dog crap, follow them home to see where they live and what car is theirs. Later, under cover of darkness, smear it up under the handle of their drivers door on their car? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney Trubble Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 Why not pick up their dog crap, follow them home to see where they live and what car is theirs. Later, under cover of darkness, smear it up under the handle of their drivers door on their car? ESB - You do have a dark side then? I agree totally though. There is no excuse for leaving any sort of **** on a pavement, park etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 Why not pick up their dog crap, follow them home to see where they live and what car is theirs. Later, under cover of darkness, smear it up under the handle of their drivers door on their car? What if they had popped round to visit their frail grandmother before heading home? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manuel Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 Whoever put those dog bins up so high needs firing. Even my great dane has trouble sh*tting into them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 would it be acceptable if i had a shyt in public provided i picked it up..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 What if they had popped round to visit their frail grandmother before heading home? They let their dog leave it's sh!t lying about for almost anyone to tread in. I can be almost as indiscriminate. At least I'd get it back to close family. Hmmmmm, there is a dark side to me. Coming back like a long lost fiend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 They let their dog leave it's sh!t lying about for almost anyone to tread in. I can be almost as indiscriminate. At least I'd get it back to close family. Hmmmmm, there is a dark side to me. Coming back like a long lost fiend. What if they had gone round to terrorise or burgle someone? Just as they think they're over the worst, you come round and spread sh!t everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiltshire Saint Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 I can assure you he's not as much of a c*nt as you are, mate. You are out of order. You and your retard brother better wish you don't bump into me or I'll get my dog to sh*t in your mouths. I really hope you're being ironic, otherwise I dispair! Dog turd is absouletly ****ing disgusting, and it is not my fault, nor the rest of the public's that you own a ****ing **** machine. Take some ****ing responsibility and pick it up you disgusting little oik. You pick it up, you're the one who doesn't like it. Well, if you're looking at it that way then it's worth noting that "dog" is not an indigenous species, we bred them from wolves and such, so we should pick it up really. So only indigenous animals can sh*t on the streets? Obviously never played football on a municipal pitch then or played up Southampton Common or Sports Centre or similar when you were younger and had to contend with dog eggs that had been left to get 'trodden in'? Never had to clean dog sh1t off of your football boots or running shoes or trodden it into your carpets if you haven't noticed that you've trodden in it? I hope you were being ironic with your response otherwise you sir, are the biggest tw*t on here. If I see anyone let their dog sh1t on a pavement, on a pitch, playground or other communal space and walk away I have no problem letting them know what a selfish c**t I think they are. A mate of mines Dad noticed some woman let her dog log off onto his path just inside his gate. He picked up the steaming dreadnought with a little coal shovel, caught the woman up and deposited it into her shopping basket (hopefully onto her freshly bought cottage loaf) along with a few choice words in her shell like. Irresponsible dog owners? W*nkers. You have anger issues and your Dad sounds like a b*stard. would it be acceptable if i had a shyt in public provided i picked it up..? Your posts on here are the equivalent of sh*tting in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 6 January, 2010 Author Share Posted 6 January, 2010 You are out of order. You and your retard brother better wish you don't bump into me or I'll get my dog to sh*t in your mouths. You pick it up, you're the one who doesn't like it. So only indigenous animals can sh*t on the streets? You have anger issues and your Dad sounds like a b*stard. Your posts on here are the equivalent of sh*tting in public. Congratulations, I think you've just proven my point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 What if they had gone round to terrorise or burgle someone? Just as they think they're over the worst, you come round and spread sh!t everywhere. Thanks for making this easier. After following them and then going home I print their picture, taken on my mobile phone, and stick it under the windscreen wipers. Removing all doubt over who is, possibly responsible, for the terrorising, burgling, arson and dog sh!t on the car door handle. Be aware, I carry my phone at all times.....:wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 The Wiltshire Saint seems to have whipped up a proverbial sh!tstorm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 6 January, 2010 Author Share Posted 6 January, 2010 The Wiltshire Saint seems to have whipped up a proverbial sh!tstorm. No surprises, he mostly talks out of his arse anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbul Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 You are out of order. You and your retard brother better wish you don't bump into me or I'll get my dog to sh*t in your mouths. You pick it up, you're the one who doesn't like it. So only indigenous animals can sh*t on the streets? You have anger issues and your Dad sounds like a b*stard. Your posts on here are the equivalent of sh*tting in public. Only where irresponsible f***tards let their hounds give birth to mud monsters in communal spaces and then can't be arsed to clear it up. And read my post again, it wasn't my Dad, although given the circumstances that'd be the sort of thing he would have done too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 Don't pander to the silly C*nt, he is just a lonely WUM dangling his cheesy c*ck and hoping someone notices Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 I heard wiltsire saint goes around picking up random dollops of dog shyt and smears it all over his face and rubs it into his mouth as he is sad and lonely.....the lonely life has driven him mad...he has to step over all the cracks in the pavement or he is compelled to inflict pain on himself as punishment.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 Come on people - Plastic Saint has always had 'issues'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 6 January, 2010 Author Share Posted 6 January, 2010 I heard wiltsire saint goes around picking up random dollops of dog shyt and smears it all over his face and rubs it into his mouth as he is sad and lonely.....the lonely life has driven him mad...he has to step over all the cracks in the pavement or he is compelled to inflict pain on himself as punishment.. I heard he starred in 'two blokes, one cup'/. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junction 9 Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 I heard he starred in 'two blokes, one cup'/. Same old faces having a pop at someone for expressing an opinion. If I had a dog I'd use the snow as a great excuse to let it **** where it wants. Also, nobody moans about cats do they? When was the last time you saw a cat owner follow their cat around until it sh*ts and then pick it up? Double standards if you ask me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 Same old faces having a pop at someone for expressing an opinion. If I had a dog I'd use the snow as a great excuse to let it **** where it wants. Also, nobody moans about cats do they? When was the last time you saw a cat owner follow their cat around until it sh*ts and then pick it up? Double standards if you ask me. Age old arguement - I have NEVER seen any of my cats crap on a public footpath tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbul Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 Same old faces having a pop at someone for expressing an opinion. If I had a dog I'd use the snow as a great excuse to let it **** where it wants. Also, nobody moans about cats do they? When was the last time you saw a cat owner follow their cat around until it sh*ts and then pick it up? Double standards if you ask me. In fairness you'd have to dig up your cat's **** before you could put it in a bag....that's smacks of a mild perversion to me!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 Age old arguement - I have NEVER seen any of my cats crap on a public footpath tbf. Indeed. They're too busy sh!tting in your neighbours' gardens. When not scratching their cars and eating the indigenous small birds, that is. Actually, not eating, just killing. Cats kill for fun, the sick little f*ckers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 Indeed. They're too busy sh!tting in your neighbours' gardens. When not scratching their cars and eating the indigenous small birds, that is. Actually, not eating, just killing. Cats kill for fun, the sick little f*ckers. Well thats a new one on me tbf. At least cats don't flip and tear small childrens faces apart killing them (sometimes), resulting in getting put down. "it was so out of character - he was such a lovely dog, never did anything like this before" NO S H I T, if he had done it before he would aready have been put down already you retard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 Well thats a new one on me tbf. At least cats don't flip and tear small childrens faces apart killing them (sometimes), resulting in getting put down. "it was so out of character - he was such a lovely dog, never did anything like this before" NO S H I T, if he had done it before he would aready have been put down already you retard! http://query.nytimes.com/gst/abstract.html?res=9904EEDA113EEE3ABC4152DFB467838A639EDE Stories like that aren't rare. btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 http://query.nytimes.com/gst/abstract.html?res=9904EEDA113EEE3ABC4152DFB467838A639EDE Stories like that aren't rare. btw. :neutral: nice name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 http://query.nytimes.com/gst/abstract.html?res=9904EEDA113EEE3ABC4152DFB467838A639EDE Stories like that aren't rare. btw. Nice name for a cat. Show me 1 of these stories again and I will show you a shed load more about dogs mauling if not killing people Ponty - come on, even you have to admit in this ONE instance that I am right. Sod the crap in neighbours gardens (which can be avioded if cat owners are responsible might I add) killing and defacing kids is far worse. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/8386023.stm Nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 jill...ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 Nice pictures, Jill. Jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 Nice pictures, Jill. Jesus. You challenge me, I will deliver - infract me if you like but I have proved you wrong so deal with it MOD!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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