saint_stevo Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 really cheery thread this one eh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 There will always be the 'cat owners v dog owners' arguement but sorry people when Ponty mentioned cats scratching cars - christ, get over it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 Two things about this thread everyone should be aware of: 1. JillSaint is a mong. 2. Cats are crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 Don't be a pillock, Jill. I never challenged you to anything. I just pointed out that cats are bastards too. Now grow up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 (edited) Two things about this thread everyone should be aware of: 1. JillSaint is a mong. 2. Cats are crap. 3. The first 'baby' victim has his mums vibrator in his mouth Edited 6 January, 2010 by saint_stevo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al de Man Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 Two things about this thread everyone should be aware of: 1. JillSaint is a mong. 2. Cats are crap. Now now Crabby. You're taking things a bit too far. Cats aren't that bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 Dogs are better than cats. In every department. Treat a dog like sh*t, it will turn wild again. Treat a cat like sh*t, it will turn wild again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 6 January, 2010 Author Share Posted 6 January, 2010 Ladies and Gentlemen (and WiltshireSaint) we have a winner: RESULTS Dog VS. Cat Dog 328,000,000 (view) Cat 685,000,000 (view) Total Pages Searched: 1,013,000,000 GoogleBattle winner is Cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 Ladies and Gentlemen (and WiltshireSaint) we have a winner: RESULTS Dog VS. Cat Dog 328,000,000 (view) Cat 685,000,000 (view) Total Pages Searched: 1,013,000,000 GoogleBattle winner is Cat Bet you searched pussy instead of cat. That's cheating! :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 Don't be a pillock, Jill. I never challenged you to anything. I just pointed out that cats are bastards too. Now grow up. Yeah - not killers or animals that tear faces apart though - yes? Oh - and ever seen a dog chase a rabbit or a swan for that matter? I think that indinenous small birds as you put it are a hardly worth mentioning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 6 January, 2010 Author Share Posted 6 January, 2010 Bet you searched pussy instead of cat. That's cheating! :wink: Lol no actually... ESULTS Dog VS. Pussy Dog 328,000,000 (view) Pussy 74,700,000 (view) Total Pages Searched: 402,700,000 GoogleBattle winner is Dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 Yeah - not killers or animals that tear faces apart though - yes? Oh - and ever seen a dog chase a rabbit or a swan for that matter? I think that indinenous small birds as you put it are a hardly worth mentioning. Oh come on, it's not like every dog is a f*cking serial killer. There are 'evil' dogs in the same way that there are 'evil' people amongst other animals and species. Most dogs are lovely, friendly, and good fun. I'm yet to meet a cat that I actually like. I find them to be ungrateful little bastards. What have you got against dogs anyway Jilly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Weston Super Saint Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 You are out of order. You and your retard brother better wish you don't bump into me or I'll get my dog to sh*t in your mouths. You pick it up, you're the one who doesn't like it. So only indigenous animals can sh*t on the streets? You have anger issues and your Dad sounds like a b*stard. Your posts on here are the equivalent of sh*tting in public. Thank You WS you made me laugh. TMS is starting to get a little dull these days, so keep up the good work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 Lol no actually... ESULTS Dog VS. Pussy Dog 328,000,000 (view) Pussy 74,700,000 (view) Total Pages Searched: 402,700,000 GoogleBattle winner is Dog I've lost faith in teh innernetz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 Oh come on, it's not like every dog is a f*cking serial killer. There are 'evil' dogs in the same way that there are 'evil' people amongst other animals and species. Most dogs are lovely, friendly, and good fun. I'm yet to meet a cat that I actually like. I find them to be ungrateful little bastards. What have you got against dogs anyway Jilly? Nothing if I am honest, I guess some people are just cat people. I personally wouldn't want a dog as I have friends with dogs and they regret getting them for the fact that their gardens are ruined, their floors and sofa's scratched (we have a part leather sofa and the cats have not affected it), saying that most people I know have big dogs (Rhodesian Ridgeback/Whiemarener (sp)etc). I also don't like the way they smell both male and female's 'bits' when you walk in their house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 6pinter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sotonjoe Posted 6 January, 2010 Share Posted 6 January, 2010 Nice name for a cat. Show me 1 of these stories again and I will show you a shed load more about dogs mauling if not killing people Ponty - come on, even you have to admit in this ONE instance that I am right. Sod the crap in neighbours gardens (which can be avioded if cat owners are responsible might I add) killing and defacing kids is far worse. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/8386023.stm Nice. jill, you don't have number three's contact details do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 7 January, 2010 Share Posted 7 January, 2010 Cripes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 7 January, 2010 Share Posted 7 January, 2010 Nothing if I am honest, I guess some people are just cat people. I personally wouldn't want a dog as I have friends with dogs and they regret getting them for the fact that their gardens are ruined, their floors and sofa's scratched (we have a part leather sofa and the cats have not affected it), saying that most people I know have big dogs (Rhodesian Ridgeback/Whiemarener (sp)etc). I also don't like the way they smell both male and female's 'bits' when you walk in their house. That is something to do with the dogs age I suspect, and its owner. Dogs, if trained properly don't do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 7 January, 2010 Share Posted 7 January, 2010 That is something to do with the dogs age I suspect, and its owner. Dogs, if trained properly don't do that. Meaning what exactly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 7 January, 2010 Share Posted 7 January, 2010 Meaning what exactly? Do I really have to explain this to you? A dog doesn't just rip and tear things up on purpose - you'd find it's normally a puppy (who knows no better but then is taught not to do those things) or a dog that has behaviour issues because it has been insufficiently trained. On rare ocassions, dogs do 'flip-out' and in certain breeds that is more common than others. On ocassions, dogs react because they were provoked. Irrespective, if a dog is managed properly, loved and cared for then you will find that there isno better, loyal or more loving companion in the whole wide world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 7 January, 2010 Share Posted 7 January, 2010 Jillyanne you are sick ! Taking pictures of deformed kids, posting them on the internet, and having the nerve to post a photo of you smirking at their injuries whilst wearing a reverse burkha. Enjoy your time in TSW gaol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 7 January, 2010 Share Posted 7 January, 2010 Dogs stink, dog owners stink, dog owners houses stink. Don't give a flying one about cats. In fact, i hate anything furry that sh!ts everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungle Posted 7 January, 2010 Share Posted 7 January, 2010 I consider myself a responsible dog owner and always pick up, what I find a pain is having to walk for miles with a bag of smelly sh1te because the council can't be arsed/not financially viable to put dog bins in some areas Dog sh*t has been reclassified. You no longer need to use a dog bin, you can deposit it in any general waste bin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bristolsaint29 Posted 7 January, 2010 Share Posted 7 January, 2010 If i find the cat that has scratched the bonnet of my nice new shiny car I will use it to buff the scratches out the little ****!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 7 January, 2010 Share Posted 7 January, 2010 Dog sh*t has been reclassified. You no longer need to use a dog bin, you can deposit it in any general waste bin. Question, would you get the arse ache if a dog walker put a bag of dog poop in your wheely bin as no other bin was available ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungle Posted 7 January, 2010 Share Posted 7 January, 2010 Question, would you get the arse ache if a dog walker put a bag of ****e in your wheely bin as no other bin was available ? I don't have a wheely bin, so not really sure! Don't think I'd care that much, to be honest. What I'm saying is there are more bins around then specialist dog bins, and you can just put your dog waste in one of those now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 7 January, 2010 Share Posted 7 January, 2010 http://jonbulette.com/ringtones/Cat%20Claw.mp3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Somewhere In Northam Posted 7 January, 2010 Share Posted 7 January, 2010 i wanted to reply to this post, but after seeing those i just cant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sotonjoe Posted 7 January, 2010 Share Posted 7 January, 2010 i wanted to reply to this post, but after seeing those i just cant. hands busy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atticus Finch of Maycomb Posted 7 January, 2010 Share Posted 7 January, 2010 I heard wiltsire saint goes around picking up random dollops of dog shyt and smears it all over his face and rubs it into his mouth as he is sad and lonely.....the lonely life has driven him mad...he has to step over all the cracks in the pavement or he is compelled to inflict pain on himself as punishment.. you are a nutter Wiltshire is right. Its not hard to avoid stepping in dog poo. Don't you people look where the f*ck you are going????!!?? This country is pathetic. Everyone is always complaining about everything but nobody has any common f*cking sense. I have a cat and a dog and they both sh*t outside and i have no idea what happens to it and nor do i care. I also smoke and throw my cigarettes on the floor and out the car window. No one could convince me that there is anything wrong with that - because there isn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 7 January, 2010 Share Posted 7 January, 2010 it is almost like going fishing and seeing which of the 'usernames' being used bites first... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atticus Finch of Maycomb Posted 7 January, 2010 Share Posted 7 January, 2010 it is almost like going fishing and seeing which of the 'usernames' being used bites first... i always suspected that you had several usernames, but now you have confirmed it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 7 January, 2010 Share Posted 7 January, 2010 i always suspected that you had several usernames, but now you have confirmed it ok tiggs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 7 January, 2010 Share Posted 7 January, 2010 I'm Jillsaint in disguise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durleyfos Posted 7 January, 2010 Share Posted 7 January, 2010 Jillyanne you are sick ! Taking pictures of deformed kids, posting them on the internet, and having the nerve to post a photo of you smirking at their injuries whilst wearing a reverse burkha. Enjoy your time in TSW gaol. I thought that was a picture of the child worrier Michael Jackson just before he died. Same nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 7 January, 2010 Share Posted 7 January, 2010 I thought that was a picture of the child worrier Michael Jackson just before he died. Same nose. No, it's Jill after her sunbed accident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiltshire Saint Posted 7 January, 2010 Share Posted 7 January, 2010 Don't pander to the silly C*nt, he is just a lonely WUM dangling his cheesy c*ck and hoping someone notices You like my cheesy c*ck, don't you? That's why you bit. I heard wiltsire saint goes around picking up random dollops of dog shyt and smears it all over his face and rubs it into his mouth as he is sad and lonely.....the lonely life has driven him mad...he has to step over all the cracks in the pavement or he is compelled to inflict pain on himself as punishment.. Yes, it is true. I am sad and lonely so I smear my face with dog poo. This freezing weather has been a real pain. Come on people - Plastic Saint has always had 'issues'. Says the women who has just lost it because someone said something bad about cats (and the women who tried to get in touch with Michael Jackson using a bengal kitten as a spirit conduit) I heard he starred in 'two blokes, one cup'/. Yes, that's right, I did. Have you seen it? You dirty boy (I bet you watched it with your little arrogant c*nt of a brother didn't you) Age old arguement - I have NEVER seen any of my cats crap on a public footpath tbf. They **** on your sofa if I remember rightly. I also don't like the way they smell both male and female's 'bits' when you walk in their house. Yes, that's your job isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 7 January, 2010 Share Posted 7 January, 2010 I have two snakes. They eat mice and sh*t them out in their component parts. I always clean up after them during walkies. True story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano6 Posted 8 January, 2010 Share Posted 8 January, 2010 You challenge me, I will deliver - infract me if you like but I have proved you wrong so deal with it MOD!!! What point did he make that you proved wrong? I think he only ever mentioned cats - you've posted pictures of dog related incidents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 8 January, 2010 Share Posted 8 January, 2010 Ah, FINALLY, the perfect thread. So experts, anyone got any ideas how I can kill a dog without leaving any traces of whodunit? Next door **** (note not neighbour, next door ****) has a dog. It is untrained. When they leave the house the dog barks. Not in a dog barking way but in an insane and demented manner. They leave it in their walled garden. It dementedly barks for 6 hours at a time all day every day. When it's the weekend I can't even watch DVD's it's so loud. It doesn't build up to a bark it just GOES. The ploice have been called around 10 times now by the varying neighbours, unfortunately there is no law here about such things. People like the **** are the ones who have made me come to hate dogs. They have no interest in training them, they have no understanding that they impact into other people's lives (I DON'T WANT SOME FECKING FLEA RIDDEN MUD & CRAP COVERED ANIMAL JUMPING ONTO MY LEGS WHEN WALKING TO THE PAPER SHOP FFS) and yet people like the **** who call themselves DOG owners go "oh look it likes you". Feck off it doesn't like me it has a deathwish as I will kill it - it simply wants to get away from it's arrogant a**hole of an owner. You want a dog, great have a dog, but DON'T invade my space with the thing. Would it be cute and funny if I got a python or a black mamba and let it invade YOUR space? say your bedroom? No it would not, so take your fecking personality extension and shove it up your a**e. Oh, and you thought it was FUNNY how your dog burst into my house, crapped on my carpet AND ate my kids pet rabbit while they screamed? You called the POLICE because I hit it with a spade? Feck you should have hit YOU with the feckin spade. Rant over, thanks feel better now As you can tell, I have nothing against dogs, just their owners Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 8 January, 2010 Share Posted 8 January, 2010 You are out of order. You and your retard brother better wish you don't bump into me or I'll get my dog to sh*t in your mouths. You pick it up, you're the one who doesn't like it. So only indigenous animals can sh*t on the streets? You have anger issues and your Dad sounds like a b*stard. Your posts on here are the equivalent of sh*tting in public. IT'S YOUR ****ING ANIMAL! You own it so YOU PICK IT UP! I shouldn't have to. You wouldn't expect me to go through your post and pick out the bills would you?! Do you not also think of the consequences you actions could have? If some kids are playing football on a field where you dog has had a **** and you didn't pick it, a kids gets tripped up and lands in it face first it can easily cause blindness and other diseases. Personally, I hope you get caught, get fined, continue to be ignorant and eventually be banned from owning even a goldfish, let alone a dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 8 January, 2010 Share Posted 8 January, 2010 you are a nutter Wiltshire is right. Its not hard to avoid stepping in dog poo. Don't you people look where the f*ck you are going????!!?? This country is pathetic. Everyone is always complaining about everything but nobody has any common f*cking sense. I have a cat and a dog and they both sh*t outside and i have no idea what happens to it and nor do i care. I also smoke and throw my cigarettes on the floor and out the car window. No one could convince me that there is anything wrong with that - because there isn't. Apart from littering and it generally just being plain rude. Didn't your parents raise you up to care about your surroundings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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