St_Tel49 Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 1. We've got Marcus Leibher (actually that is about 3 billion reasons) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 2. coz were not gayz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustMike Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 3. we dont smell of fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niceandfriendly Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 I think the general feeling is that that article in the Pompey Echo does more harm to them than it does to us, so let's let them have their childish games, and we'll do our talking in the stands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint woody Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 Because fred 'I love little chef' dineage doesn't support us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pilsburydoughboy Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 We are a much better supported club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pilsburydoughboy Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 We do not have a ****** in a clown suit associated with our club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisPY Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 8 fingers and 2 thumbs work better than 9 fingers and 2 thumbs when picking up an item. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oxfordshire_saint Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 We're debt free We've got a better stadium We don't hold the record for having the youngest fan arrested for a hooliganism offence at the football match We were actually living within our means in the Premiership, it was getting relegated that screwed us, Pompey have been living beyond their means for pretty much their whole time there We don't have a "W******d" We own our training ground We pay on time for our website We pay HMRC Our manager doesn't nobble Thai hookers (or at least does it discreetly) I could go on........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 Because.........that is all, no explanation needed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exeter_saint Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 we're definately still going to be in existance next week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armitage Shanks Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 Because this time tomorrow we're going to be winning 1-0 and they will be losing 1-0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 My sister is actually my sister, and not the mother of my children... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avenue Saint Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 our football club represents southampton and not portsmouth! lol...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpine_saint Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 We can the difference between a paedophile and a paediatrician Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Site Agent Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 We have 29,600 real fans not plastics (debatable i know) We do not have to put a list together to prove we are better, (****, better stop now) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 We can the difference between a paedophile and a paediatrician We also know the difference between urban legend and true story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpine_saint Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 (edited) We also know the difference between urban legend and true story. Who gives a sh*t if its true or not ? It adds to the Pompey as much as "fish-fiddlers" I thought this thread was a bit if fun. Edited 12 February, 2010 by alpine_saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Marco Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 Because we are guranteed to still be around this time next week. End of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draino76 Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 Because we had Matthew Le Tissier, they had Alan Knight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ottery st mary Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 (edited) Only real true sailors support the Saints.......Lord Nelson and his sidekick...Thedelldays... I think Hardy was a Pompey fan...He was always overdrawn at the bank... Edited 12 February, 2010 by ottery st mary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 Who gives a sh*t if its true or not ? True, Marcus the tank driving Nazi would agree with you also I think... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpine_saint Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 True, Marcus the tank driving Nazi would agree with you also I think... So, where is you sneering at all the other stereotypes on here such as "coz were not gayz" ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Millbrook Saint Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 Because we don't use this as a sex guide like them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david in sweden Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 I was BORN in Southampton ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Samuel Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 27 consecutive years in top flight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingeletiss Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 We do not have a ****** in a clown suit associated with our club We did, but old rosy cheeks has gone now;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustMike Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 We can the difference between a paedophile and a paediatrician haha quality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docker-p Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 We can fill a 32k ground when in the third tier of football, Portsmyth can't fill a 21k ground when in the Premieship. Even when it was potentialy thier last game ever!!!! Truely sh1t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 only 1 reason necessary, Skate is a sh*t city with a sh*t football team,run by ***** for other *****. That's all the reason you need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docker-p Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 Nobody turns up at SMS every week with a ****ing bell and dressed like a tranny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldskoolsi Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 We don't have portaloos in St Mary's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 Nobody turns up at SMS every week with a ****ing bell and dressed like a tranny. Genius sir! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legod Third Coming Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 We do not have a ****** in a clown suit associated with our club not since we went into admin anyway... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VectisSaint Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 We do not have a ****** in a clown suit associated with our club Not such a good one. I think one of our previous Chairman qualified as a clown, not sure he had a suit though, just a ruddy face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark`` Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 because we aint inbred. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wightman35 Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 Simply put, it is because " We iz the BEST. Innit." :D:D:D (Even if our spelling and Grammar occasionally leave a little bit of room for improvement.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joesaint Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 Because we don't use this as a sex guide like them I am truly shocked..... WTF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bristolsaint29 Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 We don't all live in caravans and stink of fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greg_hill Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 We have the superior record of FA Cup clashes with our local rivals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 Every single Pompey fan is gay and silly Gay and silly = gilly billy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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