trousers Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/articles/article.php?page_id=10690 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scummer Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 I just stuck these two fingers up my arse. Want to smell them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krissyboy31 Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 Jan makes plans for when Kelvin is sold in January. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
70's Mike Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 Most clubs park a bus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 If we park this car in front of the goal, we may only lose by two goals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 "Anyone seen my spliff?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 3 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 3 October, 2008 After extensive plastic surgery, all is revealed why Saints No.007 Rudi Skacel hasn't played recently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Site Agent Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 After extensive plastic surgery, all is revealed why Saints No.007 Rudi Skacel hasn't played recently Jan's Secret Weapon - A loan signing from the Security Services Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 'Quick , hide the keys before Nathan and Bradley get here' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 3 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 3 October, 2008 "Anyone seen my spliff?" .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Martini Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 Jan Poortvliet, license to thrill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Martini Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 I just want to point out I did NOT read the article connected to the photo before I posted that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 3 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 3 October, 2008 I just want to point out I did NOT read the article connected to the photo before I posted that. We believe you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bourne Valley Saint Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 "007 - the number of spectators expected at our next home game. If I could cross my fingers I could pretend that I was lying". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 fingers crossed its not Keven Bond Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/articles/article.php?page_id=10690 "Keep reversing David, Keep going, keep going, oh you missed" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John D Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 When Rupert told me he had signed Aston Martin to go in goal I wasn't expecting this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr saint Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 "It's a dream car. I hope that one day they will give me a car like this as a present, but I think I'll have to win a few more games first!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr saint Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 I just want to point out I did NOT read the article connected to the photo before I posted that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 3 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 3 October, 2008 Jan to Fulthorpe: You try kicking our tyres and I'll blow you away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 3 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 3 October, 2008 I just want to point out I did NOT read the article connected to the photo before I posted that. Ha! You couldn't make it up (and indeed you didn't!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/articles/article.php?page_id=10690 [/quote You see - I can 'make' a goal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 3 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 3 October, 2008 Jan: "Two bloody years. That's how long it'll take me to save up for a deposit on one of these on the pittance that Lowe pays me" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 3 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 3 October, 2008 Shadow puppet maestro Jan Poortvielt shows off his 'rabbit on stilts' party piece to the players after training. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Will Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 The name ish Bond, Jamesssh Bond Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Fan CaM Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 Rupert parks his new toy in the most inappropriate place disrupting training - Jan hunts him down, demonstrating how many fingers he needs to insert up Ruperts *rse to sort him out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hackedoff Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 Ive washed it , hoovered it and given it TWO coats of polish Mr Lowe.You know I would do anything for you as long as you dont sack me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Billy Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 Scrub that, I've just seen the article. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Billy Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 "Do I really look like Sean Connery!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 3 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 3 October, 2008 Scrub that, I've just seen the article. Not the funniest caption to be honest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Wolf Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 "Errr, Rupert, in that convo we had about needing a fullback, I actually meant Stephen Carr..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutwood2 Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 The name ish Bond, Jamesssh Bond Brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 Peter Crouch's shoe was sent to the wrong South Coast club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Shearer Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 "WHOOSSSH!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 The so called Curse of the Quantum of Solace continues as yet another stunt car being driven for the opening title shoot finally comes to land after careering off the the side of a lake in the Italian Alps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saints67 Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 Yesssh I will do anyshing for money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintdorset Posted 4 October, 2008 Share Posted 4 October, 2008 "smell your mum" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycrow Posted 4 October, 2008 Share Posted 4 October, 2008 "If you think my defence stinks, you should smell my fingers" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycrow Posted 4 October, 2008 Share Posted 4 October, 2008 "Twice as good as Nigel Martyn" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 4 October, 2008 Share Posted 4 October, 2008 http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/articles/article.php?page_id=10690 Police are searching for a hit and run driver who yesterday disrupted the photo shoot for Southampton's coach Jan Poortvliet's up-coming "Dance like C3PO" DVD (in shops in time for Xmas). Jan is recovering in hospital, whilst police are keen to hear from anyone with information that might help them find the driver of the Aston Martin car registration "007". He was described as wearing a tuxedo, bow tie, blue bathing shorts and a smug grin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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