Master Bates Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 I have a small willeh. I can't think of anymore lies about myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 I always lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calvin Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 I am good looking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baj Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 I am me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 I support Saints Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 I support Saints Should have been 'I do not have sexual thoughts about Im_no_sinner' must try harder. Mine would be I am a saints trainee. I have used this, especially when on holiday before although now I doubt it would work as im a little more shall we say portly than I used to be, so is less believable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 My half hearted posts sh:t on your finest efforts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 I gave AIDS to Sol campbell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 My half hearted posts are sh:t. Yours are the finest efforts I fixed your typo, no need to thank me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dicko Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 I have Kate Garraway's number Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 I gave AIDS to Sol campbell. I hope that was through sharing a needle, I would hate to think you bummed him or even worse, let him bum you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 I have Kate Garraway's number I have Kate Garraways breasts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungle Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 I was Bryan May in Queen before the current Bryan May. There have been 4 Bryan May's in total. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farawaysaint Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 I am god and created the universe... Oh, and this webcomic is NOT the most awesome thing ever http://drmcninja.com/index.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 I was Bryan May in Queen before the current Bryan May. There have been 4 Bryan May's in total. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 I was in Bryan May. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simo Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 I think your very intelligent ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 I think your very intelligent ! You're FFS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 My real name is Gavin and i like to fluff the local football team and am meek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungle Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 I was in Bryan May. Which Bryan May? (Also, I looked, and it appears to be spelt "Brian". That's possibly why I only spent a short time in the band, I couldn't spell my own name. It went Brian, Brian, Bryan, Brian. FACT.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 Which Bryan May? It was me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simo Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 You're FFS! Wrong spelling + intelligent = Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 Wrong spelling + intelligent = Are we still telling lies about ourselves? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 Which Bryan May? The curly haired one. Small mole lower back left side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Martini Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 I have an IQ of more then a 140. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 I have 3 minutes to live, and am happy to be spending them with you guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dicko Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 I use 'just for men' on my pubes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 I have a job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Shearer Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 I like TMS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint lard Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 I'm Sparticus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 I'm a perfect size 8 with a peachy bum & big titties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 I didn't nick a scissor lift and drive it fully extended up Lymington high street last night at around 12.00am after a 9hr pub crawl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint lard Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 I'm a perfect size 8 with a peachy bum & big titties. I love you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 I love this thread! lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simo Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 I didn't nick a scissor lift and drive it fully extended up Lymington high street last night at around 12.00am after a 9hr pub crawl. That was you i thought they were putting the xmas lights up early! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 I'm a perfect size 8 with a peachy bum & big titties. I am not either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 I am not either. + another 1 !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harvey Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 I never drink alcohol on a Friday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 I never drink alcohol on a Friday. + 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 anyway.......my lie about myself would have to be i'm a very successful business woman, with a beautiful manor house on a sprawling estate in the new forest. i ride horses during my spare time and love to visit my holiday home in the Maldives at every opportunity. i drive a beautiful black Mercedes convertible, and am often seen around town raising money for the homeless and children's charities.:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 I think MB starts the best threads on SWF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junction 9 Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 I adore Formula 1 and the works of Buckcherry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 I'm a perfect size 8 with a peachy bum & big titties. You sound gorgeous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simo Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 I am sane ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 I haven't sh*gged Lucy Pinder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Boy Saint Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 I have Kate Garraways breasts I am Kate Garraway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 I am Kate Garraway so, does INS have our breasts?? and if so, do you feel off balance at all???:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 so, does INS have our breasts?? and if so, do you feel off balance at all???:confused: Yes I do, I keep them locked in a cupboard and get them out for special boobilicious occasions to play with them. My lie is that I'm not a perfect size 8 with a peachy bum & big titties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Boy Saint Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 so, does INS have our breasts?? and if so, do you feel off balance at all???:confused: All I know is I had no idea INS had grabbed them till I fell over and broke my nose. :smt119 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mynameisthehulk Posted 4 October, 2008 Share Posted 4 October, 2008 I am not on drugs and people find me interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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