SuperMikey Posted 16 December, 2010 Posted 16 December, 2010 What are your favourite oxymorons? Mine is from a Spotify advert: "The exciting new album from James Blunt" HOWS ABOUT YOU GUYS!?
hamster Posted 16 December, 2010 Posted 16 December, 2010 I thought an Oxy-Moron was someone who believes that Oxlade-Chamberlain is leaving in January.
Saint in Paradise Posted 16 December, 2010 Posted 16 December, 2010 Thatcher is the greatest women the world has ever known.
mickn Posted 16 December, 2010 Posted 16 December, 2010 Dune gave the perfect example a while ago when he described himself as a 'compassionate Conservative'.
dune Posted 16 December, 2010 Posted 16 December, 2010 "Under this Government, Britain will not return to the boom and bust of the past."
JackFrost Posted 16 December, 2010 Posted 16 December, 2010 Barring Pardew, any comment said by the majority of Newcastle Utd fans about a new manager in the last few years
notnowcato Posted 16 December, 2010 Posted 16 December, 2010 SuperMikey starts an oxymoron thread.... am I on my own here??
dune Posted 16 December, 2010 Posted 16 December, 2010 SuperMikey starts an oxymoron thread.... am I on my own here??
buctootim Posted 16 December, 2010 Posted 16 December, 2010 "Under this Government, Britain will not return to the boom and bust of the past." Thats not an oxymoron, but thanks for trying.
thefunkygibbons Posted 16 December, 2010 Posted 16 December, 2010 Friendly Fire Who thought that one up?
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 16 December, 2010 Posted 16 December, 2010 "Under this Government, Britain will not return to the boom and bust of the past." Just seen that buctootim has posted the same comment that I was going to post.
SuperMikey Posted 16 December, 2010 Author Posted 16 December, 2010 SuperMikey starts an oxymoron thread.... am I on my own here?? Well spotted
Johnny Bognor Posted 16 December, 2010 Posted 16 December, 2010 (edited) "Under this Government, Britain will not return to the boom and bust of the past." That's not an oxymoron, but the person who said it is a moron. As per the words of the song called Jilted John, "Gordon is a moron"....... Edited 16 December, 2010 by Johnny Bognor
Hamilton Saint Posted 16 December, 2010 Posted 16 December, 2010 virtual reality reality TV show act naturally half empty / half full
Hamilton Saint Posted 16 December, 2010 Posted 16 December, 2010 found missing group of individuals holy war new tradition anarchy rules! alone together non-dairy creamer Microsoft works
SOTONS EAST SIDE Posted 16 December, 2010 Posted 16 December, 2010 You cant beat APPLE!! Fresh/Frozen Porstmuff-Truth (in the same breath) The Truth-Portsmuff (same breath)
landford.saint Posted 17 December, 2010 Posted 17 December, 2010 Italian Referee French Bravery award German Joke Spanish Animal Care. Russian Democracy American Foriegn Policy
trousers Posted 17 December, 2010 Posted 17 December, 2010 "Ooohhhhh, Southampton FC.....are by far the greatest team.....the world has ever seen" Not an oxymoron as such but makes me cringe!
trousers Posted 17 December, 2010 Posted 17 December, 2010 (edited) "The Lib Dems will be able to carry out all their policy pledges as a minority partner in a coalition government" Edited 17 December, 2010 by trousers
badgerx16 Posted 17 December, 2010 Posted 17 December, 2010 "Microsoft security" ( a personal and professional prejudice I hold against Micro$haft )
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