qwertySFC Posted 24 October, 2008 Share Posted 24 October, 2008 I'll start off with one, Will all fans who have purchased play off tickets, please collect them at the box office after the game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 24 October, 2008 Share Posted 24 October, 2008 The official attendance today, 29,351 Please give a very warm welcome to... Harry Redknapp Today we welcome Man Utd to St Mary's for this afternoons League game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exit2 Posted 24 October, 2008 Share Posted 24 October, 2008 Will Joe Bloggs who has his 5 mates season tickets please goto reception as his friends are waiting outside for them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Appy Posted 24 October, 2008 Share Posted 24 October, 2008 First goal for southampton scored by number 14 stern john! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintIT Posted 24 October, 2008 Share Posted 24 October, 2008 Would the people queuing for Ruperts autograph please stand to one side? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
70's Mike Posted 24 October, 2008 Share Posted 24 October, 2008 taxi for a Rupert and Michael. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 24 October, 2008 Share Posted 24 October, 2008 We are pleased to formally announce that a takeover has been brokered by Marc Jackson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwertySFC Posted 24 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 24 October, 2008 We are sorry to announce that kick off has been delayed due to crowd congestion out side the ground Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simo Posted 24 October, 2008 Share Posted 24 October, 2008 Rupert would like to thank the northam stand for their support today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrollman no2 Posted 24 October, 2008 Share Posted 24 October, 2008 We would like to offer a warm welcome to our new owners................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob the Saint Posted 24 October, 2008 Share Posted 24 October, 2008 Today's Team News In goal Campbell Forsyth Full Backs Kirkup and Hollywood etc etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1976_Child Posted 24 October, 2008 Share Posted 24 October, 2008 And the sixth goal for Southampton was scored by Bradley Wright Philips .... And a big Saints welcome to our new owners, Portsmouth FC. .... Will players' parents or legal guardians please report to reception. The players are ready to go home now. (oh, actually, this one might just be heard..) .... The Christmas party, hosted by Rupert Lowe, will be held in Yates after the game. .... Will the young lad in row Z please give the ball back, McGoldrick didn't mean to hit you. It was a shot, honest. .... The chain-gang this week will be taken from the Itchen Stand. This week's chores include cutting the grass, cleaning the locker rooms and washing the kit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwertySFC Posted 24 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 24 October, 2008 Please give a warm round of applause to Chamionship manager of the month ........JAN Poortvliet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Warrior Posted 24 October, 2008 Share Posted 24 October, 2008 We are pleased to announce a new initiative to increase crowd size. The club will be giving existing attendees eat as many burgers before the game and at half time. RL confirmed that we got the idea from a saints fan who was seen dancing on BBC's match of the day. So we decided to size up our fans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole Posted 24 October, 2008 Share Posted 24 October, 2008 Further to the judgement on 31 July 2006, finding that same sex marriage would continue to be recognised as a civil partnership in England, Rupert and Michael would like to announce their engagement with a view to a civil partnership early in fiscal 2009. Anyone wishing to celebrate the engagement are welcome to join Rupert and Michael at the Edge for a finger buffet and light refreshments after the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simo Posted 24 October, 2008 Share Posted 24 October, 2008 We are pleased to announce a new initiative to increase crowd size. The club will be giving existing attendees eat as many burgers before the game and at half time. RL confirmed that we got the idea from a saints fan who was seen dancing on BBC's match of the day. So we decided to size up our fans Thats Bully! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 24 October, 2008 Share Posted 24 October, 2008 We're sure all Saints fans will join us in a minute's silence for the sad demise of Portsmouth Football Club I wish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channon's Sideburns Posted 24 October, 2008 Share Posted 24 October, 2008 Sammy Saint cannot walk round the pitch today as he is playing upfront... ---- Onwards we march with a little ditty, It obvious we have nothing in the kitty Rupes and Mikey have bled us dry But please don't stop and cry Please keep your scarves and stripey hats Because we'll soon get rid of those two........ Answers on a postcard please. ----- Rupert Lowe has left the building after donating his previous severance payment to assist the club in its hour of need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eelpie Posted 24 October, 2008 Share Posted 24 October, 2008 ...And Saints goal was scored by Stern John. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 24 October, 2008 Share Posted 24 October, 2008 (edited) The Christmas party, hosted in memory of ex-chairman Lowe, will be held in a telephone kiosk whenever you can get there. More like it? Sad that we'll not hear this one. Edited 24 October, 2008 by EastleighSoulBoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintsfannick Posted 24 October, 2008 Share Posted 24 October, 2008 things that we may here though- a collection bucket will be coming round for rupert lowe's pocket's would all fans contribute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladysaint Posted 24 October, 2008 Share Posted 24 October, 2008 things that we may here though- a collection bucket will be coming round for rupert lowe's pocket's would all fans contribute Would the last one out please turn the lights off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrollman no2 Posted 24 October, 2008 Share Posted 24 October, 2008 (edited) things that we may here though- a collection bucket will be coming round for rupert lowe's pocket's would all fans contribute I thought the only person in Lowes pocket was Wilde? Edited 24 October, 2008 by rocknrollman no2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr X Posted 24 October, 2008 Share Posted 24 October, 2008 we are pleased to announce that Rupert Lowe would like to apologize to all fans (particularly the lunatic fringe) for his previous and current decisions that have led to the clubs current state and subsequent relegation to league 1 consequently he will only be putting tickets prices for our new exciting league one season, up by seven pounds, enjoy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sun of spain Posted 24 October, 2008 Share Posted 24 October, 2008 "Please welcome onto the pitch,our record ten million pound signing " "Rupert Lowe will be sitting in the Northam stand for the game,with the ordinary Saints supporters he so adores" "We apologise for another loss and the poor quality football,refunds are available from the ticket office on your way out" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwertySFC Posted 24 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 24 October, 2008 And please remember ..next weeks home game with Helmond Sports is now sold out ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sold To The Man @ The Bar Posted 25 October, 2008 Share Posted 25 October, 2008 Would the last supporter to leave the ground please turn off the lights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delmary Posted 25 October, 2008 Share Posted 25 October, 2008 "Sorry I am partly to blame for this financial mess" Rupert Lowe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 25 October, 2008 Share Posted 25 October, 2008 Rupert Lowe announced he has decided to abandon his dream of a profitable football club and has sold to someone who wants to run the club in a more conventional manner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locksheathsaint101 Posted 25 October, 2008 Share Posted 25 October, 2008 "We would like to thank Itchen North for their great support today." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toomer Posted 25 October, 2008 Share Posted 25 October, 2008 Our next home game against xxxxxxxx is a sell out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 25 October, 2008 Share Posted 25 October, 2008 "We would like to thank Itchen North for their great support today." I was going to do that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iowsaintsfan Posted 25 October, 2008 Share Posted 25 October, 2008 Would all the fans in the Chapel please be quiet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obelisk Posted 25 October, 2008 Share Posted 25 October, 2008 Sorry to be a pedant but that apostrophe in the title seems to have sneaked in where it's not wanted. A bit like Lowe really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbenny Posted 25 October, 2008 Share Posted 25 October, 2008 "Due to our dire financial situation today's match ball has been replaced by a grape stolen from Asda by Bradley Wright Phillips" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
instinct Posted 25 October, 2008 Share Posted 25 October, 2008 "And the penalty was scored by Dave McGoldrick" In February 2009: "Starting for Saints today 1. Kelvin Davis, 7. Rudi Skacel, 11. Andrew Surman, 20. Adam Lallana" "Due to Saints difficult finanical position Rupert Lowe has kindly taken a pay cut" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Chalet Posted 25 October, 2008 Share Posted 25 October, 2008 And the first, second, third, fourth, fifth or sixth goal for Southampton was scored by Bradley Wright Philips Maybe he might poach the seventh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Chalet Posted 25 October, 2008 Share Posted 25 October, 2008 A big welcome to or new shirt sponsors : Lehman Brothers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwertySFC Posted 25 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 25 October, 2008 "Where are you? Where are you? Let's be having you. Come on." Thank you Rupert for your rallying call to the supporters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Um Bongo Posted 25 October, 2008 Share Posted 25 October, 2008 'And another Record Attendance here at St Marys, 32,500 (Or however many we can get in) Thank you for your fantatsic support. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Chalet Posted 25 October, 2008 Share Posted 25 October, 2008 'And another Record Attendance here at St Marys, 32,500 (Or however many we can get in) Thank you for your fantatsic support. If we draw the skates at home in the 3rd round of the cup I think that will be a nailed on cert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingsbridge Saint Posted 25 October, 2008 Share Posted 25 October, 2008 Southampton's first goal scored by....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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