Teddy Nutkins Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 Rupert slides his first pay-cheque descreetly away, from his adoring crowd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 Rupert slides his first pay-cheque descreetly away, from his adoring crowd. Yo, Jan baby - here's the team sheet for the second half. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 (edited) Our remaining spare capital put on us being relegated on 4/1 odds. Job DONE! Edited 31 October, 2008 by Colinjb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon Mockles Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 "Think of my return & the likelyhood of me bringing success to SFC as the chances of us winning the jackpot on this here lottery ticket..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krissyboy31 Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 Rupert makes a shortlist of candidates, who can take over from JP when his latest masterplan goes t!ts up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DT Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 Rupert slides his first pay-cheque descreetly away, from his adoring crowd. Lowe did a little wee after reading his latest love note from Sir Clive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwertySFC Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 Directors applaud Rupert for showing that he is personally putting money into the club, and proudly shows his £24 ticket for the game.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Martini Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 Note to self, do not wear the same tie as the guy behind me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 Pah, who needs lottery tickets when you work at the bank of SFC? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 "This will silence my critics," thought Rupert, as he slipped the plans for his revolutionary new catering set-up into his jacket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stanthemanfairoak Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 Note to self, do not wear the same tie as the guy behind me.[/who that snake askham? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 They're gonna love this team talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torrent Of Abuse Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 With the second half under way, Rupert gave Jan a little motivation by pretending to set fire to his contract. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yate Saint Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 "Gentlemen, i hope you congratulate me, this reciept shows I accumulated an extra 500 tesco clubcard points after purchasing the food our post match buffet. Which i am sure you are all aware means we can afford a pre match as well as a post match one now for the forthcoming home match next week" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Marco Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 . Rupert puts JP's name on ze list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Give it to Ron Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 Who needs a fag packet when I can write everything I know about football on this large piece of paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 Who needs a fag packet when I can write everything I know about football on this large piece of paper. Man in hat in front of RL : psssssttttt Rupes, that's not a large piece of paper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
London Nick Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 Askham gives Rupert the clap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 . To decide who sits down first in the directors box Rupert practices his own little game of Rock, Paper, Scissors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 Evidence at last that Rupert lost his thumbs when he last stuck them in a dyke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 [The mercurial Rupert Lowe gazes down on Wotte and Poortvliet with apparent admiration before issuing his command] "Kill Them" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FloridaMarlin Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 After collecting The Recipe For Disaster from Delia Smith at the Norwich game, Rupert was pleased to see it wasn't too hard to follow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOTONS EAST SIDE Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 Rupert place's Wilde's P45 in a safe place! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintRichmond Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 /QUOTE] ... Note for Diary ......... "Things getting better by the week ........ Fewer and fewer of those irritating Customers for me to look at ........ " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sevvy Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 Rupert wins sweepstake in guess the attendance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 If you all hate Rupert clap your hands! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channon's Sideburns Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 'Too Posh to Clap' or 'Watch out for Old Man Withers from the Amusement Park behind you Rupey' Askham 'And I did get away with it, even with you pesky lunatic consumers!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exit2 Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 Not a caption but did you know Mr Lowe designed that SFC tie. Im not taking the **** but he designed it and then made it the official tie of the club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 Not a caption but did you know Mr Lowe designed that SFC tie. Im not taking the **** but he designed it and then made it the official tie of the club Now we know what all the luvvies will want in their christmas stockings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Warrior Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 (edited) ............... Edited 7 December, 2008 by Viking Warrior Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHAPEL END CHARLIE Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 There was universal agreement at the Football Club Chairman's Annual Awards when only one name was put forward in the 'Upper Class Prat of the Year' category . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sun of spain Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 Rupert reads his latest love letter,from Michael Wilde. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belgiansaint Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 Lowe letter from myself to myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrollman no2 Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 Lowe puts away the instructions hes received from Portsmouth FC,which state.. "Now agent Rednapps left,finish the job of running SFC into the ground!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SFC Forever Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 Davis,Schneiderlin,Lallana and Surman going in January. Nice touch . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toomer Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 It's Harrys pay off gents to take the North London Yobs down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOTONS EAST SIDE Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 And the No1 smug faced upperclass tosser's of the year cheque Sponsored by Rupert Lowe (with donations from SFC) is :Sundance beast & Scooby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Billy Posted 1 November, 2008 Share Posted 1 November, 2008 I´m happy with that, only a 3-1 loss this week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 1 November, 2008 Share Posted 1 November, 2008 The note reads: Woopert, I love you. I'll meet you outside Matalan in the centre of town and we can find a room at the Holiday Inn...? Lots of love, Scooby xxxxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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