Ludwig Posted 4 November, 2008 Share Posted 4 November, 2008 Im not sure you can ever be certain you're not ghey Buzzin. Until you have sexual relations with a member of the opposite sex, there will always be doubts! Anyway, you could always trot on and be 'more productive' with your time. Chess club is calling... That's a bit of an assumption, saying I haven't. Well I haven't, but I've got damn closer than you ever have, I'm certain! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 4 November, 2008 Share Posted 4 November, 2008 Well done for comparing your sexploits with that of a teenage boy, INS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 4 November, 2008 Share Posted 4 November, 2008 Even more gay then INS, the pair of you, with your fancy words. I love fishfinger sandwiches. I have 4 per sandwich, with mayonaise on side of bread. If I am feeling indulgent I will melt cheese onto one bit of bread and this makes the sandwich better. I don't think Tomato sauce is suitable for a fishfinger sandwich and sald cream is not fit for human consumption. Christ, you're more offensive to someone else other than me for a change, even if there is an around about insult in there somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 4 November, 2008 Share Posted 4 November, 2008 Well, you may have a point there. I just have a medical condition where I am compelled against my intent to take the p*ss out of porcine syphilitic morons. Is being ginger one of the side affects too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 4 November, 2008 Share Posted 4 November, 2008 No, hence why I'm not ginger. Porcine syphilitic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 4 November, 2008 Share Posted 4 November, 2008 That's a bit of an assumption' date=' saying I haven't. Well I haven't, but I've got damn closer than you ever have, I'm certain![/quote'] Buzzin, I have had sex with more women than you have probably plucked up the courage to talk to, which leads me onto the next point, talking to women, isnt actually classed as 'sexual relations', neither is holding hands with a girl when asked by your teacher on a school trip! And FYI, albeit girls do like a fella with a bit of intelligence, if you talk to girls/women the way you post on this message board, dont expect to get very far with the opposite sex ever. Nerdy fascination with using words over 8 letters long instead of the (easier) use of a 'normal' equivilent word will only make girls think you are pushing your intelligence on them to undermine theirs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludwig Posted 4 November, 2008 Share Posted 4 November, 2008 Yeah, ok. Let me take 'girl advice' from a self-professed intellectual who comes across as a bit of a dippy sod. I don't need it, thanks, I'm doing alright myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 4 November, 2008 Share Posted 4 November, 2008 No, hence why I'm not ginger. Porcine syphilitic. http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/families/article1873119.ece Having just had an incite to your past Kevin, I shall not continue to pursue this peace taking against your hair colour. I can see you have already been through enough... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiltshire Saint Posted 4 November, 2008 Share Posted 4 November, 2008 Buzzin, I have had sex with more women than you have probably plucked up the courage to talk to, which leads me onto the next point, talking to women, isnt actually classed as 'sexual relations', neither is holding hands with a girl when asked by your teacher on a school trip! And FYI, albeit girls do like a fella with a bit of intelligence, if you talk to girls/women the way you post on this message board, dont expect to get very far with the opposite sex ever. Nerdy fascination with using words over 8 letters long instead of the (easier) use of a 'normal' equivilent word will only make girls think you are pushing your intelligence on them to undermine theirs. You big gay show off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 4 November, 2008 Share Posted 4 November, 2008 That's a bit of an assumption' date=' saying I haven't. [b']Well I haven't, but I've got damn closer than you ever have[/b], I'm certain! Yeah' date=' ok. Let me take 'girl advice' from a self-professed intellectual who comes across as a bit of a dippy sod. I don't need it, thanks, [b']I'm doing alright myself[/b]. You may want to read where the vagina is located on a lady then. Ever heard the expression 'Close, but no cigar?'. What am I saying, you probably wrote the expression! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 4 November, 2008 Share Posted 4 November, 2008 You big gay show off. :smt042 Its talking to the ginger. Im compel... sorry, I have to use bigger unneces.... argh! words Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludwig Posted 4 November, 2008 Share Posted 4 November, 2008 You may want to read where the vagina is located on a lady then. Ever heard the expression 'Close, but no cigar?'. What am I saying, you probably wrote the expression! Ok, great, I'll follow that up by reading an in-depth book on ****oral stimulation. Thanks for the advice, learned one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 4 November, 2008 Share Posted 4 November, 2008 I have never said a word more than 8 letters long. I am a sex god. BO will no doubt vouch for that. Having said that, I had to stop half way through 'the act' though because he cried out "jawillwill" during it. ****ING SHOW OFF! Just to clarify I've never really had sex with BO P.s I like fishfinger sandwiches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludwig Posted 4 November, 2008 Share Posted 4 November, 2008 my god - you can't say cli-toral? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 4 November, 2008 Share Posted 4 November, 2008 Anyhow. I have got to cut this virgin/loner and ginger bashin short. I have to wash up the meal my fiance made me, then go upstairs to start on the a to z of things to do in bed with her (her suggestion). Enjoy knocking off to the thought of that BO, its the closest you will get to having sex in your life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junction 9 Posted 4 November, 2008 Share Posted 4 November, 2008 Night Crouchie xxxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 4 November, 2008 Share Posted 4 November, 2008 P.s I like fishfinger sandwiches. Keep on thread. Is it gay if you like having fishy fingers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 4 November, 2008 Share Posted 4 November, 2008 Bo>ins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norwaysaint Posted 4 November, 2008 Share Posted 4 November, 2008 Another long word to help Crouchie understand why 90% of TSW posters have him as the number one closet case. overcompensation Nobody but a closet case would fear being called gay as much as INS, why else bother to deny it? Much like Robsk only fears being called a ginge and needs to deny because of his insecurities, you have the same issues with you gayness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 4 November, 2008 Share Posted 4 November, 2008 That's probably enough picking on INS now guys. He's not even here to defend himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 4 November, 2008 Share Posted 4 November, 2008 That's probably enough picking on INS now guys. He's not even here to defend himself. Yeah guys. Leave him alone...he's off not having sex with his fiance at the moment... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 4 November, 2008 Share Posted 4 November, 2008 Yeah guys. Leave him alone...he's off not having sex with his fiance at the moment... You missed these from around the word fiance " " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadeem Hardison Posted 4 November, 2008 Share Posted 4 November, 2008 INS (Crouchie) bummed me up the bum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norwaysaint Posted 4 November, 2008 Share Posted 4 November, 2008 Interestingly enough, fiance refers to a man while fiancee refers to a woman. I hope you two guys have a lovely evening and complete your a-z. I also hope the civil partnership works out for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 4 November, 2008 Share Posted 4 November, 2008 Interestingly enough, fiance refers to a man while fiancee refers to a woman. I hope you two guys have a lovely evening and complete your a-z. I also hope the civil partnership works out for you. Brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 4 November, 2008 Share Posted 4 November, 2008 Not had any for years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junction 9 Posted 4 November, 2008 Share Posted 4 November, 2008 Not had any for years Wrong thread Hatch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 5 November, 2008 Share Posted 5 November, 2008 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 5 November, 2008 Share Posted 5 November, 2008 Fish Finger sandwiches work best with tartar sauce. Fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StuRomseySaint Posted 5 November, 2008 Share Posted 5 November, 2008 http://fishfingersandwichforum.inventforum.com/index.php Quite a significant reffering site on AwaySupporters and ChristmasBargainShop.co.uk according to my analytics, looks like some of you goons are obsessed with me still. Have to make your own little 'secret forum' to discuss things? What a bunch of gimps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 5 November, 2008 Share Posted 5 November, 2008 http://thefishfingersandwichforum.inventforum.com/index.php Quite a significant reffering site on AwaySupporters and ChristmasBargainShop.co.uk according to my analytics, looks like some of you goons are obsessed with me still. Have to make your own little 'secret forum' to discuss things? What a bunch of gimps. ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stain Posted 5 November, 2008 Share Posted 5 November, 2008 Fish Finger sandwiches work best with tartar sauce. Fact. Finally, some sense in all this madness. p.s. I take it up the whoopsie. p.p.s. Not the sandwich. p.p.p.s. The ****. p.p.p.s.s.s. Is the noise my whoopsie makes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 6 November, 2008 Share Posted 6 November, 2008 Another long word to help Crouchie understand why 90% of TSW posters have him as the number one closet case. overcompensation Nobody but a closet case would fear being called gay as much as INS, why else bother to deny it? Much like Robsk only fears being called a ginge and needs to deny because of his insecurities, you have the same issues with you gayness. Yes, I over compensate by talking about and looking at bewbs and sex. Are you the same age as BO? With the same 'girls are disgusting' point of view which most of us left behind in infant school? You undercompensate by looking at naked men dont you? The 'arguement' and I use the ''s as it was not a serious arguement, more a fun banter micky taking session was me calling Robsk II ginger and him arguing against it and BO calling me gay and me arguing against it. If I chose to ignore the comment (because apparently if someone is'nt gay, thats what they should do) the banter would have been very short lived. The 'arguement' involved me having a pop, BO and Robsk II retorting while defending themselves and then it went back to me. Sorry if I dissapointed you. That's probably enough picking on INS now guys. He's not even here to defend himself. You wouldnt be the first person I would have picked who would have come to my defence, but cheers Ponts! Interestingly enough, fiance refers to a man while fiancee refers to a woman. I hope you two guys have a lovely evening and complete your a-z. I also hope the civil partnership works out for you. Very good, in my book though c*nt and c*nte mean the same thing, just one has an extra e. If you had noticed though, I did say 'her' and 'she' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadeem Hardison Posted 6 November, 2008 Share Posted 6 November, 2008 Yes, I over compensate by talking about and looking at bewbs and sex. Are you the same age as BO? With the same 'girls are disgusting' point of view which most of us left behind in infant school? You undercompensate by looking at naked men dont you? The 'arguement' and I use the ''s as it was not a serious arguement, more a fun banter micky taking session was me calling Robsk II ginger and him arguing against it and BO calling me gay and me arguing against it. If I chose to ignore the comment (because apparently if someone is'nt gay, thats what they should do) the banter would have been very short lived. The 'arguement' involved me having a pop, BO and Robsk II retorting while defending themselves and then it went back to me. Sorry if I dissapointed you. You wouldnt be the first person I would have picked who would have come to my defence, but cheers Ponts! Very good, in my book though c*nt and c*nte mean the same thing, just one has an extra e. If you had noticed though, I did say 'her' and 'she' How the f*ck you've ever sold anything to anyone is beyond me, Crouchie you pig****-brained, charmless, negligible oik. And stop PMing me pictures of your willie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 6 November, 2008 Share Posted 6 November, 2008 Yat another harmless thread that been screwed over by the usual few, STOP IT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 6 November, 2008 Share Posted 6 November, 2008 Yeah,put a donk on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 6 November, 2008 Share Posted 6 November, 2008 Yat another harmless thread that been screwed over by the usual few, STOP IT. Who was this aimed at??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 18 December, 2014 Share Posted 18 December, 2014 Delicious IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian H. Cope Posted 22 December, 2014 Share Posted 22 December, 2014 They're not as nice as Supernoodle sandwiches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano6 Posted 24 December, 2014 Share Posted 24 December, 2014 What's your favourite sauce? If I had to go left-field I'd say tartare, but really it's ketchup. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 24 December, 2014 Share Posted 24 December, 2014 What's your favourite sauce? If I had to go left-field I'd say tartare, but really it's ketchup. ? The best tomato ketchup I have ever had was Hunt's, which was in Bermuda so I presume it's American. In Denmark they kept putting remoulade on everything. You get used to it eventually. Or so I'm told. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 21 January, 2015 Share Posted 21 January, 2015 If its a kosher fish finger sandwich it has to be tartare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 21 January, 2015 Share Posted 21 January, 2015 Fish fingers aside - this thread must hold the record for the largest number of banned contributors Oh and the right answer is tartare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Who? Posted 25 January, 2015 Share Posted 25 January, 2015 Love fish finger sandwich, with a little bit of vinegar and ketchup! Yummy, it has to be ketchup the winner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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