SNSUN Posted 29 January, 2014 Share Posted 29 January, 2014 I just had a banging dump, one of those poos you really need and feel so much better following. Minimal wipeage too. I also love that first sip of a cold pint, especially when you feel you deserve it. (Though this example is less Muppet Show-worthy.) What are your favourite feelings in life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 29 January, 2014 Share Posted 29 January, 2014 Having a p*ss when you have been absolutely bursting for ages. The relief is wonderful. Better than sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Fry Posted 29 January, 2014 Share Posted 29 January, 2014 Having a p*ss when you have been absolutely bursting for ages. The relief is wonderful. Better than sex. Especially when it smells like Sugar Puffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 29 January, 2014 Share Posted 29 January, 2014 Picking a scab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 29 January, 2014 Share Posted 29 January, 2014 Peeling off burnt skin Opening a can of Coors after a stressfull day of work Fat people falling over Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 29 January, 2014 Share Posted 29 January, 2014 Fat people falling over sadly this doesn't happen often enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 29 January, 2014 Share Posted 29 January, 2014 Frottage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 29 January, 2014 Share Posted 29 January, 2014 When you fart and someone else gets the blame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 29 January, 2014 Share Posted 29 January, 2014 Waiting at traffic lights; those rare moments when the lights turn green at the same time a song really kicks in on your car stereo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 30 January, 2014 Share Posted 30 January, 2014 Especially when it smells like Sugar Puffs. Really? Mine smells like shreddies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tpbury Posted 30 January, 2014 Share Posted 30 January, 2014 There's a reason ratemypoo exists. Having a quality dump is a spiritual experience and can change your mood for the rest of the day. Equally an unsastifactory, non emptying poo will throw curses on your house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 30 January, 2014 Share Posted 30 January, 2014 When a stunning fit blonde chick spots you, her face lights up into a huge beaming smile, she waves, pushes through a crowd of several hundred people and says "Hay Phil! How you doing" And about 20 guys around you stare and say how the feck did... I even got a "Way to go man" from the annoying Yank who turns up everywhere to shout In The Hole..... It also helps when she's very rich and pretty famous as well. #thinkrorysmissessecretlyfanciesme Today's Golf Story was brought to you by Ibuprofen & Red Bull "Providing Pain Relief to Golf Marshalls for over 15 Years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 30 January, 2014 Share Posted 30 January, 2014 Experiencing, and the subsequent reflection upon, exquisite pleasure visited upon oneself by the act of defaction, is a well-known precursor flag for latent homosexuality. #notfudgejudgingjustsaying Pompously disparaging threads about the exquisite pleasure visited upon oneself by the act of defecation, is a well-known precursor flag for latent heterosexuality. #not****braggingjustsaying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 30 January, 2014 Share Posted 30 January, 2014 Having Phil on ignore Sorry phil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 31 January, 2014 Share Posted 31 January, 2014 When a stunning fit blonde chick spots you, her face lights up into a huge beaming smile, she waves, pushes through a crowd of several hundred people and says "Hay Phil! How you doing" And about 20 guys around you stare and say how the feck did... I even got a "Way to go man" from the annoying Yank who turns up everywhere to shout In The Hole..... It also helps when she's very rich and pretty famous as well. #thinkrorysmissessecretlyfanciesme Today's Golf Story was brought to you by Ibuprofen & Red Bull "Providing Pain Relief to Golf Marshalls for over 15 Years Having Phil on ignore Sorry phil Quoting people who are on ignore to annoy people who have them on ignore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 31 January, 2014 Share Posted 31 January, 2014 I had an abscess t'other day and it was killing and big. I kept pushing and prodding it with my finger and it suddenly popped, I could hear the popping noise and feel the push shot out from it. It may sound gross but I can promise you it was sweet relief... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 31 January, 2014 Share Posted 31 January, 2014 I had an abscess t'other day and it was killing and big. I kept pushing and prodding it with my finger and it suddenly popped, I could hear the popping noise and feel the push shot out from it. It may sound gross but I can promise you it was sweet relief... Fascinating. Any more details? Location? Video? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 31 January, 2014 Share Posted 31 January, 2014 When a plan comes together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 31 January, 2014 Share Posted 31 January, 2014 Fascinating. Any more details? Location? Video? Top left wisdom tooth. Big pussy abscess. No video but it was sort of like this But quicker and more explosive, imagine popping a big zit but in your mouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tpbury Posted 1 February, 2014 Share Posted 1 February, 2014 Well, I'm in the exact same position with my unerupted widom tooth. I am looking forward to the pleasure of that hot fluid pumping into my mouth. One spelling mistake and repeated word in Bletch's last post, must be drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 1 February, 2014 Share Posted 1 February, 2014 Well, I'm in the exact same position with my unerupted widom tooth. I am looking forward to the pleasure of that hot fluid pumping into my mouth. One spelling mistake and repeated word in Bletch's last post, must be drunk. Alas, not drunk my friend, just human. If I had but one ounce of your widom*, tpbury. (*I should point out that I am not a grammar or spelling snob, and whilst I do my damndest to ensure I spell and punctuate to the best of MY ability, I'm not a truly learned man). Top left wisdom tooth. Big pussy abscess. No video but it was sort of like this But quicker and more explosive, imagine popping a big zit but in your mouth Experiencing, and the subsequent reflection upon, exquisite pleasure visited upon oneself by (ahem, apparently) hot, viscous fluid suddenly rushing into one's mouth, is a well-known precursor flag for latent homosexuality. #notblowjobberysnobberyjustsaying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 1 February, 2014 Share Posted 1 February, 2014 Experiencing, and the subsequent reflection upon, exquisite pleasure visited upon oneself by (ahem, apparently) hot, viscous fluid suddenly rushing into one's mouth, is a well-known precursor flag for latent homosexuality. #notblowjobberysnobberyjustsaying What you doing tonight bletch? I'm at a loose end and was, well, wondering...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 1 February, 2014 Share Posted 1 February, 2014 Anyone else find that the #first****afterthekebabthenightbefore can be very hit and miss. The level of stung always reflects the quality of the jalapeños used by the kebab establishment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 1 February, 2014 Share Posted 1 February, 2014 But seriously. After a long walk on a warm sunny day..... A cold Pint of Cider Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tpbury Posted 2 February, 2014 Share Posted 2 February, 2014 Did 4 loads to the dump today (rubbish dump), took all day in 29 degrees. Covered in scratches and filth (as a consequence of all the stuff I was humping and lumping). Sat down at 7pm and downed two stubbies of cider. Superb feeling. Now I'm on the Big Bash, might also take in the T20 cricket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 2 February, 2014 Share Posted 2 February, 2014 Did 4 loads to the dump today (rubbish dump), took all day in 29 degrees. Covered in scratches and filth (as a consequence of all the stuff I was humping and lumping). Sat down at 7pm and downed two stubbies of cider. Superb feeling. Now I'm on the Big Bash, might also take in the T20 cricket. For some strange reason I read that as 'all the staff I was humping'. I really must wash my mind out with soap and water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Who? Posted 2 February, 2014 Share Posted 2 February, 2014 Last minute winners! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Who? Posted 2 February, 2014 Share Posted 2 February, 2014 Knowing you have a Monday off on a Sunday evening! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGTL Posted 2 February, 2014 Share Posted 2 February, 2014 The night before a big holiday that you've saved for ages for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 3 February, 2014 Share Posted 3 February, 2014 Having a kick-about with a mate early on Sunday morning after a drinking session the day before. Did 4 loads to the dump today (rubbish dump), took all day in 29 degrees. Covered in scratches and filth (as a consequence of all the stuff I was humping and lumping). Sat down at 7pm and downed two stubbies of cider. Superb feeling. Now I'm on the Big Bash, might also take in the T20 cricket. Yeah, I'd echo that, the first pint of cold cider after exercising. If we're talking less viscerally, perhaps the first real early spring sun of the year that reaches and warms your face through the open car window; signalling that warmer weather is on the way. For some strange reason I read that as 'all the staff I was humping'. I really must wash my mind out with soap and water. Freudian, Whitey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 4 February, 2014 Share Posted 4 February, 2014 Jizzing ****ing when you have been holding it achieving something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 4 February, 2014 Share Posted 4 February, 2014 Jizzing ****ing when you have been holding it achieving something So if you really needed a **** and when you got to the bog there was a little target, that you hit and then decided to Jizz on said target itll be like your perfect day ? Bucket list addition that Stevo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 4 February, 2014 Share Posted 4 February, 2014 A rainbow suddenly appearing just when something really bad has happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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