Solving the Immigration Problem

[Turkish]

2 minutes ago, AlexLaw76 said:

like what? 

what are you top 3 biscuits?

If he’s a far right Nazi

why he’s not allowed to vote 

why he’s not allowed an opinion 

the answer to the next two are in the answer to the first 

I don’t think he’s ever answered what his top 3 biscuits but then im not sure he’s allowed an opinion on that 

[Gloucester Saint]

1 hour ago, Turkish said:

Apparently they panicked when they saw the farmers wife. 

May have been concerned that she might cut off their tails with a carving knife?

[Gloucester Saint]

8 minutes ago, badgerx16 said:

 

Soundtrack to many a Question of Sport mystery round. 

[Turkish]

12 minutes ago, Gloucester Saint said:

May have been concerned that she might cut off their tails with a carving knife?

One thing is for sure, you’ve never seen such a thing in your life 

[Turkish]

23 minutes ago, egg said:

I think some posters need to respect that others don't want to go down rabbit holes. Ralph, for example, will swerve one question asking about 3 in response. He may want that wider discussion, but it doesn't mean the bloke being asked the multiple questions should play his game. 

You’ve also got to remember that when you post something that others don’t like you’ll often get multiple people respond to it asking multiple questions so before you know it your one point can have 4-5 people respond in a matter of minutes all demanding answers, and then when you respond the cycle starts again. You can easily end up having to make 20-30 responses to one point if you answered everyone all arguing different nuances. I’m not sure why anyone can be arsed to do it TBH

[AlexLaw76]

1 hour ago, Gloucester Saint said:

May have been concerned that she might cut off their tails with a carving knife?

They've been let go, just a warning this time (and a new leaflet)

[iansums]

2 hours ago, Turkish said:

If he’s a far right Nazi

why he’s not allowed to vote 

why he’s not allowed an opinion 

the answer to the next two are in the answer to the first 

I don’t think he’s ever answered what his top 3 biscuits but then im not sure he’s allowed an opinion on that 

I’ve got a question, what sort of Nazi isn’t far right? As for the biscuits, I’m still deliberating on that one.

[Turkish]

8 minutes ago, iansums said:

I’ve got a question, what sort of Nazi isn’t far right? As for the biscuits, I’m still deliberating on that one.

A trans Muslim one 

think very carefully about your biscuits your choice say a lot about your political leanings 

Edited yesterday at 20:24 by Turkish

[egg]

1 hour ago, Turkish said:

think very carefully about your biscuits your choice say a lot about your political leanings 

M&S dark chocolate digestives are amazing. 

Can't beat a good custard cream and bourbon either. 

Old school biscuits. 

[Holmes_and_Watson]

11 minutes ago, egg said:

M&S dark chocolate digestives are amazing. 

Can't beat a good custard cream and bourbon either. 

Old school biscuits. 

Is it a bit mean to blatantly exercise the biscuit suffrage granted to us, when @iansums may not have that right?

No?

Oh, right then...

Tunnock's teacakes
Le Petit Beurre are getting a run out currently
Jaffa Cakes are not currently getting a run out as I'd scoff them all.
 

[badgerx16]

3 hours ago, iansums said:

I’ve got a question, what sort of Nazi isn’t far right? As for the biscuits, I’m still deliberating on that one.

"Nazi" was originally a Bavarian insult, meaning a thick peasant. It is why the National Socialist German Workers Party never referred to themselves as "Nazis", but their opponents did.

[Stripey McStripe Shirt]

4 hours ago, egg said:

M&S dark chocolate digestives are amazing. 

Can't beat a good custard cream and bourbon either. 

Old school biscuits. 

Have you tried M&S chocolate coated custard creams? A truly diabolical modern twist on a classic. Not sure if I mean that in a good way or not.

[Turkish]

8 hours ago, egg said:

M&S dark chocolate digestives are amazing. 

Can't beat a good custard cream and bourbon either. 

Old school biscuits. 

Interesting first choice. This tells me you are a wannabe middle class socialist with delusions of grandeur. The fact that that you then subconsciously chose a white and brown biscuit as your equal second choice tell me that whilst you preach equality but you list the white biscuit first which shows subconscious racism putting white ahead of brown. You are clearly racist but trying to dress it up in a veil of equality. A wolf in sheep’s clothing. Conclusion - a right wing Nazi

Edited 14 hours ago by Turkish

[Turkish]

3 hours ago, Stripey McStripe Shirt said:

Have you tried M&S chocolate coated custard creams? A truly diabolical modern twist on a classic. Not sure if I mean that in a good way or not.

Hmm only a right wing Nazi would accuse something white being covered in brown as diabolical. Clearly symbolic of your attitude to immigration. You see England being overrun with brown people. You are a right wing Nazi

[Turkish]

8 hours ago, Holmes_and_Watson said:

Is it a bit mean to blatantly exercise the biscuit suffrage granted to us, when @iansums may not have that right?

No?

Oh, right then...

Tunnock's teacakes
Le Petit Beurre are getting a run out currently
Jaffa Cakes are not currently getting a run out as I'd scoff them all.
 

Boycotting Jaffa cakes are we? Going to a British tradition of tea cakes instead. What a surprise picking British over brown things. Nationalism in its most vile form. 

[egg]

4 minutes ago, Turkish said:

Interesting first choice. This tells me you are a wannabe middle class socialist with delusions of grandeur. The fact that that you then subconsciously chose a white and brown biscuit as your equal second choice tell me that whilst you preach equality but you list the white biscuit first which shows subconscious racism putting white ahead of brown. You are clearly racist but trying to dress it up in a veil of equality. A wolf in sheep’s clothing. Conclusion - a right wing Nazi

Ha!! First one was an accidentall discovery... visiting in hospital, popped in the M&S, the milk choc digestives were £2+, but the dark ones 65p so bought them. Being a tight sod was the only factor in play there mate, otherwise it'd have been the mixed race milk option. 

[Turkish]

Just now, egg said:

Ha!! First one was an accidentall discovery... visiting in hospital, popped in the M&S, the milk choc digestives were £2+, but the dark ones 65p so bought them. Being a tight sod was the only factor in play there mate, otherwise it'd have been the mixed race milk option. 

You protest too much 

[egg]

4 hours ago, Stripey McStripe Shirt said:

Have you tried M&S chocolate coated custard creams? A truly diabolical modern twist on a classic. Not sure if I mean that in a good way or not.

They're good. Ditto the bourbon. More of a chocolate bar with a biscuit in the middle. 

[egg]

8 hours ago, Holmes_and_Watson said:

Is it a bit mean to blatantly exercise the biscuit suffrage granted to us, when @iansums may not have that right?

No?

Oh, right then...

Tunnock's teacakes
Le Petit Beurre are getting a run out currently
Jaffa Cakes are not currently getting a run out as I'd scoff them all.
 

Only one biscuit in there H&W, and a French one at that. 

A Scottish cake too. 

I bet you're a Garibaldi man too. 

[iansums]

Dark chocolate Hobnobs from the fridge. Not sure what that says politically.

[badgerx16]

Surely custard creams are yellow ? Or is that putting this discussion on a slippery slope ? 

 

( Taking lessons from Jeremy Clarkeon in Burma )

[Sheaf Saint]

So is this how we're gonna solve the immigration problem now? With biscuits?

Maybe this should go on the asylum claim form. Ask for the applicant's top 3 biscuits and if none of the choices are good old British favourites... application rejected.

[Turkish]

12 minutes ago, Sheaf Saint said:

So is this how we're gonna solve the immigration problem now? With biscuits?

Maybe this should go on the asylum claim form. Ask for the applicant's top 3 biscuits and if none of the choices are good old British favourites... application rejected.

British favourites? This is a multicultural society you nationalist scumbag

Edited 13 hours ago by Turkish

[Turkish]

32 minutes ago, iansums said:

Dark chocolate Hobnobs from the fridge. Not sure what that says politically.

What did he say? Not that he’s allowed to comment 

Edited 13 hours ago by Turkish

[badgerx16]

12 minutes ago, Sheaf Saint said:

So is this how we're gonna solve the immigration problem now? With biscuits?

Maybe this should go on the asylum claim form. Ask for the applicant's top 3 biscuits and if none of the choices are good old British favourites... application rejected.

Just don't tell them that the word 'biscuit' is actually French for 'twice cooked'.

[badgerx16]

No "viable explosives" were found in the vans outside RAF Fairford.

[Holmes_and_Watson]

1 hour ago, Turkish said:

Boycotting Jaffa cakes are we? Going to a British tradition of tea cakes instead. What a surprise picking British over brown things. Nationalism in its most vile form. 

If I didn't protect my diet from Jaffa cakes, a vile form is exactly what I'd be. So scoffable. 🙂

[badgerx16]

1 hour ago, Turkish said:

Boycotting Jaffa cakes are we? 

Anti-semitism, or merely a protest against Netanyahu ?

[Holmes_and_Watson]

1 hour ago, egg said:

Only one biscuit in there H&W, and a French one at that. 

A Scottish cake too. 

I bet you're a Garibaldi man too. 

I find the crumbling, fractious nature of the Garibaldi to be reminiscent of the inherent instability of Italian politics. The spectre of impending destruction, makes it too sad a biscuit to consume.

The Empire biscuit was once the German biscuit. A strong, robust biscuit that you can march to, as well as a reminder of days when we got on really well with the Germans.

[Holmes_and_Watson]

56 minutes ago, Sheaf Saint said:

So is this how we're gonna solve the immigration problem now? With biscuits?

Maybe this should go on the asylum claim form. Ask for the applicant's top 3 biscuits and if none of the choices are good old British favourites... application rejected.

This was what I was thinking. Right before I, as noted, picked non-English biscuits, and promptly got myself deported.

Immigration leaving trap biscuits in the aisles. More icing than ICE in our polite British system.

[Whitey Grandad]

31 minutes ago, badgerx16 said:

No "viable explosives" were found in the vans outside RAF Fairford.

Dry run innit. 

[rallyboy]

1 hour ago, egg said:

They're good. Ditto the bourbon.  

Look at me, I can't be racist, some of my favourite biscuits are brown - clearly a virtue-signalling Bourbonista.

[Whitey Grandad]

1 hour ago, egg said:

Only one biscuit in there H&W, and a French one at that. 

A Scottish cake too. 

I bet you're a Garibaldi man too. 

Squashed fly biscuits? Nobody has ever proven to me that they aren't. 

[Weston Super Saint]

33 minutes ago, badgerx16 said:

No "viable explosives" were found in the vans outside RAF Fairford.

Starting to seem like an overreaction sending counter terrorism and bomb squad to some pikey's from London bilking red diesel.

[Farmer Saint]

38 minutes ago, Weston Super Saint said:

Starting to seem like an overreaction sending counter terrorism and bomb squad to some pikey's from London bilking red diesel.

I had this happen two years ago, nicked £1500 worth of red diesel out of one of my tankers.

Fucking pickeys.

[egg]

1 hour ago, badgerx16 said:

No "viable explosives" were found in the vans outside RAF Fairford.

It's so odd. Trump was either talking nonsense, or knew full well who these people were and why they were there. I suspect they'll continue the line that this was an Iranian plot, and use that as an excuse for another round. 

[egg]

1 hour ago, Weston Super Saint said:

Starting to seem like an overreaction sending counter terrorism and bomb squad to some pikey's from London bilking red diesel.

Do fuel thieves go mob handed in 3 vans with moody sign writing? Seems unlikely. 

[Weston Super Saint]

1 hour ago, egg said:

Do fuel thieves go mob handed in 3 vans with moody sign writing? Seems unlikely. 

Seems that way on this occasion....

[Weston Super Saint]

I see the hero Danny Tommo has been refused bail 🤣

He should have gone out bilking / bombing instead 🤣

[tdmickey3]

8 minutes ago, Weston Super Saint said:

I see the hero Danny Tommo has been refused bail 🤣

He should have gone out bilking / bombing instead 🤣

👏🎉🎉🎉

[Farmer Saint]

43 minutes ago, Weston Super Saint said:

I see the hero Danny Tommo has been refused bail 🤣

He should have gone out bilking / bombing instead 🤣

He did stab a boat after all.

[benjii]

If this was a bunch of tinkers on the rob then they must have got a hell of a shock when Jack Bauer turned up and gave them a shoeing, rather than the local village plod.

[benjii]

You're syphoning a bit of fuel and you wake up in Guantanamo!

[tdmickey3]

1 hour ago, benjii said:

You're syphoning a bit of fuel and you wake up in Guantanamo!

ICE would have shot them

[AlexLaw76]

3 hours ago, benjii said:

You're syphoning a bit of fuel and you wake up in Guantanamo!

Could be worse, could wake up in Middlesbrough

[BARCELONASAINT]

5 hours ago, Farmer Saint said:

He did stab a boat after all.

That had a French rescue worker already on it when he approached and the dumb fuck live streamed to thousands watching as he committed further offences whilst on bail. There's stupid and then there is Danny Tommo...fucking stupid!!!

[Farmer Saint]

35 minutes ago, BARCELONASAINT said:

That had a French rescue worker already on it when he approached and the dumb fuck live streamed to thousands watching as he committed further offences whilst on bail. There's stupid and then there is Danny Tommo...fucking stupid!!!

I think it will be referred to as "Danny Thommo Stupid" from now on, where actions are so monumentally and mind numbingly moronic that "stupid" is not good enough.

[The Kraken]

1 hour ago, Farmer Saint said:

I think it will be referred to as "Danny Thommo Stupid" from now on, where actions are so monumentally and mind numbingly moronic that "stupid" is not good enough.

A bit like “is he Jonno quick?”

Now “is he Tommo thick?”

 

Edited 1 hour ago by The Kraken