Today, I met a Skate

[benjii]

and he was alright.

 

😯

[saint francis]

Reported.

[Badger]

Read the title and wondered what song it came from.

No idea, perhaps the next line is about 4,000 holes in Blackburn,  Lancashire… 

[Colinjb]

New Craig David song?

Met this Skate on Monday.....

[Give it to Ron]

I used to work with a load at North Harbour, when winning would crow and brag but when losing never heard a peep from them.

[Turkish]

i worked in Whitely many years ago, there were quite a few there. One was alright but most of them lived up to the usual profile. Full of bollocks, always on about how they were a bigger club, better fans, more trophies, everyone in Portsmouth was double hard etc. 

 

[benjii]

He did say he thought they were going to batter us this season but after I said, "really, you actually think that?" about 20 times, I could see he didn't really think it.

 

[benjii]

46 minutes ago, saint francis said:

Reported.

Please keep me on the right path.

[sfc4prem]

[Gloucester Saint]

1 hour ago, Colinjb said:

New Craig David song?

Met this Skate on Monday.....

The Katy Perry song would be worse. Benji said met a skate not kissed to be fair…maybe he did like it though?

[benjii]

23 minutes ago, Gloucester Saint said:

The Katy Perry song would be worse. Benji said met a skate not kissed to be fair…maybe he did like it though?

 

 

[Hamwic]

Some years ago I was 6000 miles away in Macau for work. I went into a bar with one other customer who hearing me speak English, joined me. He turned out to be a Skate! The gods had it in for me. 

[WinglessWonder]

2 hours ago, Colinjb said:

New Craig David song?

Met this Skate on Monday.....

Took him for a drink on Tuesday, avoided him on Wednesday? 🤔😁

[Challenger]

1 hour ago, sfc4prem said:

Pompey porn pic alert.

[WinglessWonder]

I live in Fareham for my sins and volunteer at the football club. Plenty of skates there but they are mostly good guys to be fair! 

[Viking Saint]

4 hours ago, benjii said:

and he was alright.

 

😯

#burnthewitch

[Zorba]

Don’t talk bollocks!

[bangkoksaint]

The South coast would be a better place football wise if we were both in the Prem. I’d rather be facing them twice a season than the likes of Norwich or Blackburn etc. I don’t get those that want their direct derby rivals relegated. These games mean something, we look forward to them and we dine out for weeks with the winning bragging rights. On the 26th it’ll be the first games we all look for.

[Miltonaggro]

The problem is that sometimes when you look into their eyes they could be almost human. Recent research suggests that some members of advanced troops can use rudimentary tools and work as teams to achieve mutually beneficial group tasks.  But you should always be wary if you encounter one in the open, they are known to habitually carry chlamydia and rabies, and some have the physical strength of a very petite woman.   

[Bakovnetski]

23 hours ago, Colinjb said:

New Craig David song?

Met this Skate on Monday.....

And he was f*cked by Saturday 

[dsrdorset]

I met one recently at Southampton hospital. He was sound to be fair, nice lad. I think they are when they are on their own!

[Sevvy]

I just hope your up to date on your vaccinations,