Dearth of SWF ITKs

[Dusic]

Was going to do an analysis piece exploring how the decline of SWF and in particular the lack of reliable ITKs has coincided with a period of huge uncertainty in the corridors of Staplewood and St Marys but instead thought would go best and worst ITKs:

The Good:

@K,Billy's supersound - the ultimate

@Guan 2.0 - top operator in his heyday

@THEVMAN - didn't end well but accuracy not up for debate during AL's prime Saints years

The Bad:

@Pilchards - has he ever been right about anything?

The Ugly:

@MB - we have interviewed a German and an "ex PL player". Jog on pal.

 

[suewhistle]

I don't think Pilchards ever got over the cutting down of his favourite tree..

[Matthew Le God]

17 minutes ago, suewhistle said:

I don't think Pilchards ever got over the cutting down of his favourite tree..

The Pilchards gap tree

[sadoldgit]

How long before a certain prolific poster comes on saying that he is and has only been the true ITK poster on here?

[benjii]

Leeroy

Keith

Maxim

[hypochondriac]

Surely Saint David and lifelongsaint should be on the list? Saint David actually rang me once and tried to convince me his takeover was legit. I laughed in his face.

[Sheaf Saint]

6 hours ago, hypochondriac said:

Surely Saint David and lifelongsaint should be on the list? Saint David actually rang me once and tried to convince me his takeover was legit. I laughed in his face.

Over the phone? 🤔

[Weston Super Saint]

27 minutes ago, Sheaf Saint said:

Over the phone? 🤔

Video call.

[SaintLondon]

What happened to K Billy? 

[S-Clarke]

9 hours ago, hypochondriac said:

Surely Saint David and lifelongsaint should be on the list? Saint David actually rang me once and tried to convince me his takeover was legit. I laughed in his face.

Did you ever have any PM exchanges with those charlatans? Those were interesting times during a pretty bleak period, in footballing terms we're back where we were when those two were whoring themselves around actually.

Maybe they'll come back to life? I've been waiting for the monkey petting zoo for decades. 

[Turkish]

11 minutes ago, SaintLondon said:

What happened to K Billy? 

I expect like most ITKs he doesn't bother any more and you can see why! The desperation for them to be wrong has probably made them think it's not worth it. The snidey comments, the jealousy and bitterness, the ungratefulness. You cant really blame the ITKs for leaving this place in their droves. 

[Turkish]

7 minutes ago, S-Clarke said:

Did you ever have any PM exchanges with those charlatans? Those were interesting times during a pretty bleak period, in footballing terms we're back where we were when those two were whoring themselves around actually.

Maybe they'll come back to life? I've been waiting for the monkey petting zoo for decades. 

Im miss the days when Keith used to post "mike asked me to ask you...." and people like Um Pahars desperately lobbying people to back his fan on the board campaign would say stuff like after a post like "that's all i can say for now" Bad times as this club brings out a lot of egos in the fanbase, one of the upsides of our current struggle is we will hopefully see a return to this

[Turkish]

9 hours ago, sadoldgit said:

How long before a certain prolific poster comes on saying that he is and has only been the true ITK poster on here?

Has anyone looked insides SOGS head this morning? I'm there, living rent free.

[hypochondriac]

Roger beeks was a policeman wasn't he?

[Ted Bates Statue]

6 hours ago, Sheaf Saint said:

Over the phone? 🤔

No, it was msn messenger text chat

[Holmes_and_Watson]

3 hours ago, Turkish said:

Has anyone looked insides SOGS head this morning? I'm there, living rent free.

I keep expecting a thread crossover with The Starmer Years, where Reeves closes the fiscal hole by charging rent free dwellers and fantasy companions in SOG's head.

 

3 hours ago, S-Clarke said:

Maybe they'll come back to life? I've been waiting for the monkey petting zoo for decades. 

Some people pin their hopes on the return of Arthur to revitalise the land (and smite various things) in the country's time of need.

But we will always have the hope of our monkey chicken petting zoo.

[Turkish]

1 hour ago, Holmes_and_Watson said:

I keep expecting a thread crossover with The Starmer Years, where Reeves closes the fiscal hole by charging rent free dwellers and fantasy companions in SOG's head.

 

Some people pin their hopes on the return of Arthur to revitalise the land (and smite various things) in the country's time of need.

But we will always have the hope of our monkey chicken petting zoo.

Lucky they abolished the Poll tax, image if SOG had to pay for everyone living in his head.

[MB]

On 13/11/2025 at 23:05, Dusic said:

Was going to do an analysis piece exploring how the decline of SWF and in particular the lack of reliable ITKs has coincided with a period of huge uncertainty in the corridors of Staplewood and St Marys but instead thought would go best and worst ITKs:

The Good:

@K,Billy's supersound - the ultimate

@Guan 2.0 - top operator in his heyday

@THEVMAN - didn't end well but accuracy not up for debate during AL's prime Saints years

The Bad:

@Pilchards - has he ever been right about anything?

The Ugly:

@MB - we have interviewed a German and an "ex PL player". Jog on pal.

 

It’s bellends like you why I dont post anymore. If you bothered to check I posted a week before Still was sacked we were talking to GoN. Two weeks later it comes out in the wash.

 

You're an absolute helmet mate

 

can’t be fucked sharing anything again, sorry to all the genuine people on here. You have this cunt to thank for it.

[Weston Super Saint]

6 hours ago, MB said:

It’s bellends like you why I dont post anymore. If you bothered to check I posted a week before Still was sacked we were talking to GoN. Two weeks later it comes out in the wash.

 

You're an absolute helmet mate

 

can’t be fucked sharing anything again, sorry to all the genuine people on here. You have this cunt to thank for it.

Textbook.

[The Kraken]

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Edited 4 hours ago by The Kraken

[hypochondriac]

11 hours ago, MB said:

It’s bellends like you why I dont post anymore. If you bothered to check I posted a week before Still was sacked we were talking to GoN. Two weeks later it comes out in the wash.

 

You're an absolute helmet mate

 

can’t be fucked sharing anything again, sorry to all the genuine people on here. You have this cunt to thank for it.

And you can see why!

[Willo of Whiteley]

Throwing toys out the pram doesn’t improve your credibility.

Disarm idiots with stupidity. That would’ve been a way forward. Or quite simply ignore them.

[Turkish]

12 hours ago, MB said:

It’s bellends like you why I dont post anymore. If you bothered to check I posted a week before Still was sacked we were talking to GoN. Two weeks later it comes out in the wash.

 

You're an absolute helmet mate

 

can’t be fucked sharing anything again, sorry to all the genuine people on here. You have this cunt to thank for it.

Don’t let them grind you down mate