The Ashes

[Tamesaint]

After all of the mud slinging the action starts tonight. What do people think will happen?

My predictions for what they are worth are :

England win the series 3 2.

Root silences his critics with a century. 

Steve Smith is no longer the dominant force with the bat. 

Cameron Greene is eventually dropped after failing once too often. 

Gus Atkinson proves to be England's best bowler. 

Come back in 7 weeks  time and have a good laugh at these. 

 

 

[Lighthouse]

My prediction, as with any Ashes down under, is waking up, looking at my phone and muttering, "oh c**t f**king c**t bags."

[CB Fry]

Oh c**t f**king c**t bags.

[Stripey McStripe Shirt]

11 hours ago, Lighthouse said:

My prediction, as with any Ashes down under, is waking up, looking at my phone and muttering, "oh c**t f**king c**t bags."

Nailed it.

[whelk]

11 hours ago, Lighthouse said:

My prediction, as with any Ashes down under, is waking up, looking at my phone and muttering, "oh c**t f**king c**t bags."

I woke up at 230 and been watching since - the same pain for the last 40 years, although some things have to be done to help form your character. Watching the England fans basking in the sun whilst it’s -2 degrees here and got to fuck off to work in a mo. 
Lovely new ground but wouldn’t want tickets for Day 5, or 4 by looks of it.

Edited 4 hours ago by whelk

[LGTL]

Might be a 2 day test match if this carries on 

[Stripey McStripe Shirt]

2 hours ago, CB Fry said:

Oh c**t f**king c**t bags.

Should have had a lie in.

[trousers]

Marvelous!

[trousers]

Boom!

#bazballrulesok

[Lighthouse]

Crikey mucker, what a day this is turning into. 

[trousers]

Stokes 5 wickets! Get in